Lindsay Lohan Is in Handcuffs and En Route to Jail

After her new lawyer bailed and her old lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, jumped in at the eleventh hour to represent her, Lindsay Lohan was in the courtroom for five minutes this morning before being cuffed and hauled off to jail.
Letterman Extortionist Gets Six Months
Robert Halderman, the CBS producer who blackmailed David Letterman, was sentenced to six months today.
Rip Torn's Bank Robbery Arrest Seals His Reputation for 'Most Drunk Prolific Old Actor'
I mean, at what point does anybody think getting drunk and then breaking into banks is a good idea? Once Rip Torn sobers up, he might be able to tell us. Because he got arrested after doing so last night.
Letterman Extortionist Found?
Robert J. Halderman, a producer for 48 Hours, has been named as Letterman's alleged extortionist.
O.J. Simpson Absolutely 100% Guilty on All Charges
A Las Vegas jury found O.J. Simpson guilty on all counts of kidnapping, armed robbery and assault with a deadly weapon late last night. The verdict comes 13 years and a day after the former football great was acquitted of murdering Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman. Simpson now faces life in prison. The judge…
Gary Coleman Runs Down Annoying Fan
Diff'rent Strokes star Gary Coleman had just finished a wholesome evening of bowling with his wife and his bodyguard in lovely Payson, Utah, yesterday when 24-year-old punk Colt Rushton approached him in the parking lot and demanded that the actor pose for a cellphone picture with him. Coleman refused, Rushton would…
Tatum's Rehabilitation! (And How to Make It Work For You)
The New York Post is tough on crime. Especially celebrity crime. They take gleeful pleasure (as we all do!) in cataloging the excesses and trashy doings of the drug-addicted and famous. Yesterday's breathless report on the arrest of poor former child star Tatum O'Neal went into embarrassing detail of her arrest for…
Nicolas Cage Officially No Longer That Oscar-Winner Who Stole a Chihuahua
Nicolas Cage's long, excruciating nightmare on the International Chihuahua-Thief Blacklist ended today in a British court, where his solicitor acknowledged a settlement between the Oscar-winner and rumor-slinging memoirist Kathleen Turner. The actress wrote of several newly disproven Cage exploits in her recent book …
U.N. Drug Panel Takes Time From Its Busy Schedule To Yell At Amy Winehouse
Sort of! The International Narcotics Board states, in its yearly report, that celebrities should be getting harsher sentences and more appropriate prosecution in general for their myriad drug offenses. Well, duh. In addition to more far-reaching topics like painkiller shortages for the indigent and the opium fields of…
Lindsay Lohan cuts a deal: She'll spend 96 just 24 hours in prison, after time served, do ten days' community service, and never ever ever use drugs again. Ever. [TMZ]
Lindsay Lohan was charged this morning in L.A. with seven misdemeanors and zero felonies because she had a rough upbringing. Oh to be young and white! [TMZ]
