@Trixie from Toronto: Wouldn't that be great? I wonder if Mavis would be hauled in for questioning- not about the Dave matter, but about why her husband's such an unfunny, tiresome bore.
@scroll_lock: Seriously. He is the unfunniest, more tiresome bore ever. And a weasel. I wouldn't be surprised at all. Some have suggested he orchestrated the whole Kanye West/Taylor Swift episode because Kanye was on the premiere of his 10 p.m. "I Screwed Over Conan Too" shitshow.
@scroll_lock: I say they'd take it a step further and treat her like Ruth Madoff, spending NBC's blood money while Leno defrauds us all in what's considered the most heinous ponzi scheme, passing off his horrible horseshit as comedy while blowing tens of millions on 1950s-era automobile kitsch..
Fame these days seems to boil down to unlimited riches and lavish homes and all-access passes to everyone and everything, with one caveat: you will be tailed by the world's biggest douchebags at all times.
Mel can go on drinking and fighting and clubbing and screwing around with women until he's on his deathbed. Then all he has to do is call for a priest, say he's really sorry and, poof! The gates of heaven will open for him anyway! This is the secret reason many of us remain Catholic.
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That means being an extortion victim doesn't offset the Polanskiesque aspect.
What Dave needs is to embark on a nice, wholesome, all-American affair.
With Travolta.
(And I don't mean Ellen.)
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Seems fair to me.
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Wait, was Mel in that movie? Because apparently he lives in Thunderdome, all the time.
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