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    Image of El_Gato El_Gato
    11/20/09

    In reply to Jude Law Will Hurl Oranges at Any Girl Watching Him Do Yoga
    damn, i officially hate this guy.
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    Image of smashirony! smashirony!
    11/20/09

    In reply to Jude Law Will Hurl Oranges at Any Girl Watching Him Do Yoga
    I was part of the incoming NYU Freshman class that drove Ferris & Carrie Bueller-Bradshaw out of their apartment on 10th street. Recognize.
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    Image of Buttafooco Buttafooco
    11/20/09

    In reply to Jude Law Will Hurl Oranges at Any Girl Watching Him Do Yoga
    As someone who teaches yoga, I am completely offended by those poses (especially the humpback lotus position)......more so than the outfit.
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    11/20/09

    In reply to Jude Law Will Hurl Oranges at Any Girl Watching Him Do Yoga
    Don't these girls know anything about primate behavior? He's trying to impress them. Next- offers to pick lice. (Or will bed bugs do?)
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    11/20/09

    In reply to Jude Law Will Hurl Oranges at Any Girl Watching Him Do Yoga
    Maybe he's branching into performance art.
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    Edited by Smitros at 11/20/09 12:08 PM Smitros was starred Smitros was unstarred
    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    11/20/09

    In reply to Jude Law Will Hurl Oranges at Any Girl Watching Him Do Yoga
    That Ben Brantley review made it sound like New Yorkers should be throwing produce at him.

    [theater.nytimes.com]
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    Image of Elektra Elektra
    11/20/09

    @Steverino Begins: Ben Brantley is a twat with some of the worst taste in the history of theater reviewing. This production's no great shakes, but Law is one of the best Hamlets I've ever seen.
     Reply
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    11/20/09

    @Elektra: Hmm, so he is actually good in it, and not just dreamy? I guess I should see for myself.
     Reply
    Steverino Begins was starred Steverino Begins was unstarred
    Image of NYM NYM
    11/20/09

    @Steverino Begins: I went twice. Totally worth it.
     Reply
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    Image of Elektra Elektra
    11/20/09

    @Steverino Begins: I heartily recommend it. Or I should say: him. Avert your eyes from the Ophelia. She, what's the word?, stinks.

    And he's dreamy too, and has an especially lovely chestal area.

    #tips
     Reply
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    Image of BicycleShed BicycleShed
    11/20/09

    In reply to Jude Law Will Hurl Oranges at Any Girl Watching Him Do Yoga
    Is it just me, or is he slowly morphing into Ryan Seacrest? I never thought he was insanely hot to begin with, but he's looked ridden hard and put away wet for several years now.
     Reply
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    11/20/09

    In reply to Jude Law Will Hurl Oranges at Any Girl Watching Him Do Yoga
    What a fucking baby.
     Reply
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/20/09

    In reply to Jude Law Will Hurl Oranges at Any Girl Watching Him Do Yoga
    Jude, it only took a few naked Downward Dogs to get my neighbors to stop watching my workouts.
     Reply
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    Image of blix blix
    11/20/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Another effective measure.
     Reply
    blix was starred blix was unstarred
    Image of cmd cmd
    11/20/09

    @blix: That is soooooo a queef and not a fart.
     Reply
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    Image of blix blix
    11/20/09

    @cmd: Agreed, I didn't write the title.
     Reply
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    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    11/20/09

    In reply to Jude Law Will Hurl Oranges at Any Girl Watching Him Do Yoga
    Richard Gere used to live across the street from Rubin, back in the day. No one ever saw him, or we were too baked to care.
     Reply
    Edited by Rozelle’s Bagman at 11/20/09 11:28 AM Rozelle’s Bagman was starred Rozelle’s Bagman was unstarred
    Image of senatormayer senatormayer
    11/20/09

    In reply to Jude Law Will Hurl Oranges at Any Girl Watching Him Do Yoga
    I wish he'd break into my house and abuse me. Verbal attacks, dress me up in pretty jewelry, scare me outta my wits.
     Reply
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    11/20/09

    In reply to Jude Law Will Hurl Oranges at Any Girl Watching Him Do Yoga
    BTW, that's a really bad downward-facing dog, Jude; get those toes and hands closer together!
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    Xylo was starred Xylo was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    11/20/09


    @Xylo: He's probably trying for "dolphin pose," since his elbows are down on the matt.

    BTW part II: Who does yoga with their sneakers on?
     Reply
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    11/20/09

    @snugbug: Those feet are still pretty far back. ;)
    Re the sneakers, maybe he has ugly feet.
    #tips
     Reply
    Edited by Xylo at 11/20/09 11:37 AM Xylo was starred Xylo was unstarred
    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11/20/09

    In reply to Jude Law Will Hurl Oranges at Any Girl Watching Him Do Yoga
    I wonder how many of those girls he'll get pregnant.
     Reply
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    Image of Xylo Xylo
    11/20/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: Grr, beat me to it.
    Normally, he just hurls himself at his female fans.
     Reply
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    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11/20/09

    @Xylo:

    Maybe this is a new NYU scholarship program. "Get knocked up by Jude Law and you can use the child support payments to afford our tuition."
     Reply
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    Image of TruthBeTold TruthBeTold
    11/20/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: Take a gander at the pic of some of the admirers. Good chance a chastity belt will not be needed to keep their virtue.
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    drunkexpatwriter promoted this comment TruthBeTold was starred TruthBeTold was unstarred
    Image of Xylo Xylo
    11/20/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: "And pay for a few assistant professors! We can't afford anything but TA's, we're so broke!"

    #tips
     Reply
    Xylo was starred Xylo was unstarred
    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11/20/09

    @TruthBeTold: What's wrong with those girls? The one in the middle is really cute and if I was into young looking snatch the one on the right would be fine.
     Reply
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    Image of TruthBeTold TruthBeTold
    11/20/09

    @drunkexpatwriter: I am properly and rightly rebuked. I freely concede in the right lighting and altered state,, that'll do.
     Reply
    TruthBeTold was starred TruthBeTold was unstarred
    Image of drunkexpatwriter drunkexpatwriter
    11/20/09

    @TruthBeTold: It's all a matter of taste.
     Reply
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    Image of MessiahsHandle MessiahsHandle
    11/19/09

    In reply to Scrawled, Childish 'Contract' Perfectly Captures Jon Gosselin and Kate Major's Fairy Tale Romance
    Where is said contract? On the inside of Gosselin's Yearbook?

    P.S. Homeroom with you rocked!!!...K.I.T...L.Y.L.A.S
     Reply
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    Image of KikiCanuck KikiCanuck
    11/18/09

    In reply to Scrawled, Childish 'Contract' Perfectly Captures Jon Gosselin and Kate Major's Fairy Tale Romance
    Looks like I might have to seriously re-think my assistant's job description... where did I put my crayons?
     Reply
    KikiCanuck was starred KikiCanuck was unstarred
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