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    Pathologist Rules Out Suicide in David Carradine's Death
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    Image of JacquesPaysan JacquesPaysan
    07/02/09

    In reply to Pathologist Rules Out Suicide in David Carradine's Death
    "Well, we guess that rules out ninjas, right?"--hold on, death by ninja counts as an accident? Dude, that solves a lot of problems round these parts. A lot.
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    Image of Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach
    07/02/09

    In reply to Pathologist Rules Out Suicide in David Carradine's Death
    Ahhh, poor David Carradine! That is like the second most embarrassing way to die. The first being while on the toilet, which is surely how I will go.
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    Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach was starred Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach was unstarred
    Image of depardoo depardoo
    07/02/09

    @Ladies and Gentlemen-Mr. Burt Bacharach:


    Elvis died on the toilet. Martin Luther had an ephiphany on the toilet. Go figure.

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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    07/02/09

    In reply to Pathologist Rules Out Suicide in David Carradine's Death
    This just in: The nauseous pug lady is blaming the Jews for the death of Karl Malden.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    07/02/09

    In reply to Pathologist Rules Out Suicide in David Carradine's Death
    If he set up some kind of noose-like loop and hung it from something above him, he could have put his wrists in it and use his own weight to tighten the restraints.


    It was difficult to tell if something like this could have been the case from the photo.


    Also, how would you get out?

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    Image of Cicada Cicada
    07/02/09

    @Mount_Prion: I think you have put just a little too much thought into this.


    I have no room to talk, of course. I've spent many an idle hour trying to figure out how Jessica Simpson poured herself into these pants:


    [cdn.buzznet.com]

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    Image of The One The One
    07/02/09

    @Cicada: Those pants look like they could be leggings, which wouldn't be too difficult for someone to squeeze into.
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    Image of Cicada Cicada
    07/02/09

    @The One: Damn, there goes my favorite pastime.


    I guess I'll have to spend my free time figuring out how Eddie Murphy still has a film career after Norbit.

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    Image of The One The One
    07/02/09

    @Cicada: I promise I won't fuck that one up for you. Hell, I don't think there is an answer to that one!
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    07/02/09

    @Cicada: It's a lifestyle.
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    Mount_Prion was starred Mount_Prion was unstarred
    Image of depardoo depardoo
    07/02/09

    In reply to Pathologist Rules Out Suicide in David Carradine's Death
    Poor David should have used the Sleeper. Much less risk.
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