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Mischa Barton's Meltdown Ends, Not With a Bang, But a Celeb-Weekly Whimper
Mischa Barton is Not Well


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Next trend: celebrities giving up their children for adoption.
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Edit: Next trend: celebrities giving up their adopted children for adoption.
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High-power, role model-y, teen sensation fucking nutsdom i.e. Spears, Lohan, Chris Brown...and the former Hollywood elite, "so bonkers we really can't believe it because they did wonderful movies twenty years ago" batshit lunacy of Tom Cruise/Mel Gibson etc.
She's just not either. She's like Cybil Shepard babbling incoherently and wearing a scrunchie in the UK crazy right now. Meh.
In order for us to really care, Miley Cyrus and Tom Hanks would need to just completely destroy New Mexico or something.
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@Spirit Fingers: You guys are forgetting his comedic masterpiece "Far and Away." Watch Tom Cruise of Syracuse valiantly attempt to sustain an Irish accent while simultaneously putting the sexy moves on his (then-real) wife and "workin' the land." Fucken golden.
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As for Anne Heche, she's really ruining Hung for me. She must have the best agent in Ho'wood, or know some pretty salacious details about people (blackmail!) in order to get these roles.
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Or if they were still laughing at the fart incident, it would have now been interpreted as laughs at Anne Heche's joke, so the self-esteem of the farter was spared a spanking, so to speak. It showed great awareness on Heche's part, and fab comedian instincts--was pretty impressed.
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Damn. It's a good thing i'm not famous. I'd get no love at all around here.
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Sorry, but when the "celeb" involved hasn't done anything of note for years, it is. Don't get me wrong, I empathize with her bout of the crazies, but Mischa's more famous at this point for showing up to events dressed like a bag lady than for any actual, you know, MOVIES.
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As for Mischa, I didn't even like her in the OC, why would I care if she's gone all looney tunes on us?
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Also, may I just note that even comments about a post on how no one cares about Mischa's meltdown aren't really about her either?
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REMEMBER IT? I'm wont to forget my own bank account PIN before I forget that. Also, it was "Celestia" doing the babbling, not Anne. Why aren't there more celebs with fun psychological afflictions, like split-personality disorders? This addiction business is too real and human and relatable to most of us.
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