The Roman Empire would have mercilessly crucified Santa and all his Elves. We merely enslaved and sold them off to Keebler where today they work in heartless cookie factories worthy of the literary talents of Upton Sinclair. Enjoy some with your tea today! #barackobama
Well, as you all know, I'm a raging bitch. And as you may not know, the total number of tweets I've made seems to be going DOWN rather than up lately. I'd hate to be the intern assigned to "cleaning up the raincoaster stream". Augean stables, anyone? #twitter
1. Make a new Twitter account (or use an already-established one),
2. make sure it's public -- so that its tweets will show up on search.twitter.com -- and then send out several tweets,
3. make sure that the tweets have variety: normal, trivial ones; @replies to non-famous people; nice @replies to famous people; mean @replies to famous people (to both some of the same people that some of the nice @replies were sent to and new ones); etc.,
4. conduct a ton of different searches on search.twitter.com and track the results: search immediately after sending tweets, a couple of hours after, a day after, etc. and then see which ones a) never showed up in the search, b) showed up but then disappeared, and c) showed up and stayed,
5. see what the results tell you about the question you're trying to answer.
I'd be happy to test it out if you'd like me to do so. Let me know. #twitter
I think it'd be hilarious if I did it with either @dinalohan or @kiera_knightley. The problem, though, is that Dina technically doesn't really know how to @reply to people and Keira is too much of a snob to really bother. #twitter
@narnio: I'll probably create a new one and not "reveal" the identity until I'm done testing it (who knows, Ev Williams could read Gawker), but I'm tempted to just use @helen_thomas. #twitter
My distributor handles the book he co-edited with Malu Halasa, Transit Tehran. You guys might remember seeing Mr. Bahari as one of Jason Jones' interview subjects in a cafe in Tehran before the election. We are so glad to see him released and able to get out of the country. #iran
@moneyries: I wonder if she'll upload a rap video to YouTube in order to explain it. Or, given her love for Glee, perhaps an a cappella cover of a recent pop hit. #goldmansachs
@mattchew03: If you believe this is not a disaffected temp paralegal or someone like that who has that Twitter account, I have a helium balloon I would like to sell you. #goldmansachs
@mattchew03: Look at the followers; and I have worked with corporate lawyers for twenty years and I never met one this dumb. The fondness for alcohol and dogs did give me paws though. #goldmansachs
@belltolls: It looks like most of her followers are spam accounts, though. And if you look at her following list, it's mostly celebrities, with a few "real life" people in the mix, so it makes sense that her followers list would reflect that.
Not disagreeing with you re: the dumb factor, just saying that this doesn't seem like a fake account. Maybe there's another Erin Holland that works at Goldman, who knows. #goldmansachs
@mattchew03: I surfed about in the Google cache. I may be very wrong. The dumb factor is galactic and this may be one of those lawyers who is interested in a producing career in Hollywood and not in banking. I have met a few of those. Mea culpa. #goldmansachs
@belltolls: Honestly, the reason I felt it was real is precisely what changed your mind. It seemed too dumb to be fake. Plus, who is going to randomly impersonate a lawyer for Goldman Sachs, and do it for months, anyway? Then again, after this post, who knows if she'll be there for long. #goldmansachs
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fortunately, this shirt is still available in China #barackobama
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1. Make a new Twitter account (or use an already-established one),
2. make sure it's public -- so that its tweets will show up on search.twitter.com -- and then send out several tweets,
3. make sure that the tweets have variety: normal, trivial ones; @replies to non-famous people; nice @replies to famous people; mean @replies to famous people (to both some of the same people that some of the nice @replies were sent to and new ones); etc.,
4. conduct a ton of different searches on search.twitter.com and track the results: search immediately after sending tweets, a couple of hours after, a day after, etc. and then see which ones a) never showed up in the search, b) showed up but then disappeared, and c) showed up and stayed,
5. see what the results tell you about the question you're trying to answer.
I'd be happy to test it out if you'd like me to do so. Let me know. #twitter
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I think it'd be hilarious if I did it with either @dinalohan or @kiera_knightley. The problem, though, is that Dina technically doesn't really know how to @reply to people and Keira is too much of a snob to really bother. #twitter
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Although on further reflection, I could probably get behind that plan.
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Look at this tweet from @woolyknickers:
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and then Erin's response:
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She also discusses Goldman in the following tweets:
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Not disagreeing with you re: the dumb factor, just saying that this doesn't seem like a fake account. Maybe there's another Erin Holland that works at Goldman, who knows. #goldmansachs
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