Imagine Chris Christie Falling Out of a Chair, Forever

Want a picture of the future? Imagine Chris Christie in a Philadelphia radio station last June. Then imagine a human butt falling out of a chair.

Want a picture of the future? Imagine Chris Christie in a Philadelphia radio station last June. Then imagine a human butt falling out of a chair.

Speaking out for the first time since he did that weird chair thing at the Republican National Convention last week, Clint Eastwood, the former one-term mayor of Carmel, California, told his hometown paper the Carmel Pine Cone he had no idea what he was going to say right up to the moment he took to the stage — and…