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    Image of rubyruby rubyruby
    10/15/09

    In reply to America Pursues Fitness Through Pseudoscience
    There's a CDC initiative out there to get kids to cut their sugar / HFCS- sweetened beverages by 5% per year, or four gallons per year. That math means your average kid is drinking 80 gallons of soda (corn syrup + chemicals) per year, which translates into 1.4 twenty oz bottles of sugary soda per day. Yup. Excuse me while I go pound my head on a wall a little more.
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    10/15/09

    @rubyruby: That's 23 sugar cubes, per day.
    [www.sugarstacks.com] #fitness
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    Image of Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
    10/15/09

    In reply to America Pursues Fitness Through Pseudoscience
    Those pants are why Fat Bastard wears a kilt. #fitness
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    10/15/09

    In reply to America Pursues Fitness Through Pseudoscience
    That cigar in his left hand just really completes the picture. #fitness
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    10/15/09

    In reply to America Pursues Fitness Through Pseudoscience
    I think I saw the bigger fella on that program where they show footage from a mini night vision camera that's pointing up from inside a toilet to show what comes out of people. What the hell is that show called? Oh, yeah! My Super Sweet 16. #fitness
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/15/09

    In reply to America Pursues Fitness Through Pseudoscience
    You can redeem two six packs of the new Coke cans for $10 off a coronary bypass at participating cardiologists. #fitness
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    10/15/09

    In reply to America Pursues Fitness Through Pseudoscience
    Black socks would be much more slimming to his legs. Also, from the waist down he's shaped like that Heart monster on Bugs Bunny. #fitness
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    Image of DrRocco DrRocco
    10/15/09

    @scroll_lock: For a second, I also thought he was showing off a thong "whale tail". Ewwww. #fitness
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    10/15/09

    @DrRocco: Great, you just made me see that too. #fitness
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    Image of TableNein TableNein
    10/15/09

    @scroll_lock: those pockets look like they're desperate to escape his pants. #fitness
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    10/15/09

    @TableNein: To say nothing of his zipper's desperation. #fitness
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    Image of Thatcornellguy Thatcornellguy
    10/15/09

    In reply to America Pursues Fitness Through Pseudoscience
    from a distance the fat man kind of looks like a hot fudge sundae. #fitness
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    Image of goetz goetz
    10/15/09

    In reply to America Pursues Fitness Through Pseudoscience
    Do these soda cans come in black, with vertical stripes? #fitness
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    Image of Tremonius Tremonius
    10/15/09

    In reply to America Pursues Fitness Through Pseudoscience
    I used to consume one solid quart of gelato, but not at one sitting. Heavens, no. I would scoop it out for a while, stand up, sit down, continuing scooping. It's healthier that way. #fitness
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    Image of Swifter Swifter
    10/15/09

    In reply to America Pursues Fitness Through Pseudoscience
    The only "news" topic Americans really care about any more is innovative ways to lose weight and become superhuman athletic "champions," in order to get sex.

    Your understanding of human psychology is uncanny. #fitness
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    Image of RollsRoyceRevenge RollsRoyceRevenge
    07/08/09

    In reply to Marijuana Smoker Lands Fast Food Job
    He has too much facial hair at present.


    And he is wearing too many clothes.


    That is all.

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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    07/07/09

    In reply to Marijuana Smoker Lands Fast Food Job
    Oh.. the slimy uncooked bacon is a sight to behold too. Subway.. eat fresh™!
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    07/07/09

    In reply to Marijuana Smoker Lands Fast Food Job
    Three immortal words that can cause instant regurgitation..

    Seafood and Crab. One look at their little bin of sea random does the trick, no need to buy ipecac!
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    Image of Cicada Cicada
    07/07/09

    In reply to Marijuana Smoker Lands Fast Food Job
    Doesn't Michael Phelps have to eat 12,000 calories per day while in training? That works out to ~30 Subway sandwiches.


    I just threw up a little.

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    Image of kathotdog kathotdog
    07/07/09

    In reply to Marijuana Smoker Lands Fast Food Job
    Commercials that show me food make me hungry.
    Commercials that show people eating food make me ill.
    I've never been able to figure out why.
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    07/07/09

    @kathotdog: because you think of them eventually shitting it out.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    07/07/09

    @kathotdog: So how do you do with pornography?
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