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Carrie Prejean Refuses to Go Quietly Into the Windy Night

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PaisleyPajamas
06/17/09

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Face it, Prejean, you're the Opposite Beauty Queen now and there is no going back. Whining only makes you look that much more foolish and clueless.
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DahlELama
06/17/09

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"Prejean's lawyer also claims that Lewis tried to trick her into posing for Playboy, knowing full well that his client's high moral fiber would never allow her to do such a thing like taking off her clothes in front of a camera."

Er, didn't she already take off her clothes in front of a camera? Do people really think they can get away with crap like this when there's photographic evidence?
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johnny_carsick
06/17/09

@DahlELama: "think". hahahaha.
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Private Hangnail
06/17/09

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The conspiracy unfolded further when, later, a vicious hairdresser gave her a set of patently false highlights and a young man she'd hired to make several sets of drapes used the wrong fabric entirely.
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scroll_lock
06/17/09

@Private Hangnail: And her interior designer who clearly lacks a moral compass designed her home as an exact replica of the Brady Bunch house.
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cdmunch
06/17/09

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Palin-Prejean 2012!!!!

(Too early?)

(Crap, someone's already taken the url-- [www.palinprejean.com] )
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johnny_carsick
06/17/09

@cdmunch: i was advocating this DAYS ago. how about setting up a PAC?
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Slovenly Muse
06/17/09

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I can't wait for her to get a hosting job on Fox & Friends.

a) Endless source of hilarity.

b) We get to watch any minute shreds of credibility FOX had left go up in flames!

It's probably the only career path she could take at this point that would lower our opinion of her even further. And if there's one thing Fox & Friends needs, it's a good dumbing down. What's not to look forward to?
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rudi_freude
06/17/09

@Slovenly Muse:
I fear that what may be a source of hilarity and contempt for us may be regarded as a fulminating font of gospel truth for FOX's rabid audience.

May the joke not be on us in the end.
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Slovenly Muse
06/17/09

@rudi_freude: I admit I can be a tad naive when it comes to general human intelligence, so I do share your fear deep down.

Then again, unless I've missed it, Carrie doesn't seem to have anything interesting or entertaining, or even noteworthy, to say to anyone on either side of the political spectrum. She's simply not relevant, and not even entertaining or charming enough to make up for it. It's hard to imagine that once the novelty of "those darn gays got me fired" wears off, anyone will be able to find a reason to keep her around.

But in the meantime...
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rudi_freude
06/17/09

@Slovenly Muse:
All she has to do is play the "little ole pretty blonde Christian girl being bullied by godless libertines" shtick and she'll have zealous nutjobs foaming at the mouth to do her bidding.
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Slovenly Muse
06/17/09

@rudi_freude: Eh. There are worse ways to spend a Saturday afternoon than firing up the ol' chainsaw and defending my property against the Prejean-devoted ravening zombie hoards.
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Airvault
06/17/09

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Am I the only one who wonders why they force these people on us? What have we done to deserve this? I could have lived my whole life without having to acknowledge this but now look at me.
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Slovenly Muse
06/17/09

@airvault: Yeah, glued to your computer at 4:33 in the morning commenting on ridiculous mind-numbing Carrie Prejean posts instead of sleeping peacefully in safe, happy ignorance. Join the club. I just know as soon as I go to bed, I'll be plagued with nightmares about Prejean book deals, all because of this.

What have they done to us? And more importantly, can we sue them for it?
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rudi_freude
06/17/09

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She looks mean-spirited and vicious. And is it me, or is her crucifix upside-down?
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Slovenly Muse
06/17/09

@rudi_freude: Not upside down. Just "opposite."
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hatey
06/17/09

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Her face is kinda fucked up, even without the "my grandma" makeup.

(sorry, it is.)
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Helennellieforsythe
06/17/09

@hatey: It's true! I'm sorry, but this is not an attractive girl! This is so confusing!
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atlasfugged
06/17/09

@Helennellieforsythe: Whaa? She is not intelligent. She is not nice. She is not capable of having a logically coherent thought. And, she is not worthy of all this attention. But, not attractive? Really?

She clearly has shit for brains, but let's be honest here, at least the packaging is nice.
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Spy from the Land of Rainpeople
06/17/09

@atlasfugged: Look again, Atlas. She really has Dick Cheney's lips. Many people will not find that attractive, no matter what's the rest of her.
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Hands
06/17/09

@Helennellieforsythe: I think she's attractive. I also think she's a bigot.
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metoometoo
06/17/09

@Spy from the Land of Rainpeople: Yeah, I don't think she's attractive, because her mouth is so frightening, especially when she smiles. It's like Spencer Pratt's horrific, gleaming grin, pasted onto the face of a Barbie doll.
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gawkimo
06/17/09

@Hands: Me too. Who would you rather hate-fuck? Anne Coulter, Michelle Magalang (nee Malkin) or Carrie Prejean? Let's see: Magalang looks like a fish; Coulter looks like a skinny man in drag. Prejean looks like the Houston housewife arm candy of some fat, energy executive.

No brainer!
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johnny_carsick
06/17/09

@metoometoo: not quite fair - physically, she does have that boilerplate southern fake-blonde cheerleader thing down. but to anyone with a multi-tiered concept of "attractive", she's screwed.
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ellagood
06/17/09

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whenever you have a strong legal case, you take it to E! first.
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