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Brilliant.
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I thought this kind of stranger in a strange land anthropology went out with Margaret Mead and her wacky escapades in Samoa.
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MAYBE people over 40, definitely over 50, didn't use the expression when they were younger. But I'm 35 and I was hooking up, um I mean my roommate was hooking up all over the place during college.
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...there's an increased likelihood of sexual assaults because hooking up is often fueled by alcohol.
Um.. people can make out (while drunk) and still comprehend what NO means.
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And speaking only for myself, I agree completely. Very busy here.
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Am I wrong?
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And I quoteth, "Who rock grooves and make moves with all the mommies?
The back of the club, sippin Moet, is where you'll find me,
The back of the club, mackin hoes, my crew's behind me [...]
Straight up honey really I'm askin,
Most of these niggaz think they be mackin but they be actin,
Who they attractin with that line, "What's your name, what's your sign"
Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind,
And aks you what your interests are,
who you be with, things that make you smile,
what numbers to dial,
You gon' be here for a while?
I'm gon' call my crew
You go call your crew
We can rendezvous at the bar around two "
12/13/08
@shitty pitty: Somehow I find that less reassuring, at least there are usually precautions involved in sexual escalation, this macking sounds like a balls-free experiment in parenthood, or something that ends in simplex 5.
@bjonston: Baby, BA-BEH.
12/13/08
Which is why "Mackdaddy will make you jump, jump," for example. Or perhaps, "DaddyMack'll make you jump, jump." Big E was undoubtedly a successful mack, which is why he could loudly proclaim "these niggaz think they be mackin but they be actin," while Big E was in fact in the back of the club, "mackin hoes."
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who you be with, things that make you smile,
Apparently Biggie stole my old lines from first year university!
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Him: Can you meet me in the alley around 11:00?
Her: Sure, my parents'll be cuttin' Zs by 9:00.
Him: Good. Wear that loose skirt.
Her: Right-o, big boy. Don't start without me!
That's how they did it before cell phones.
Or so I have read...
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