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mysteries
The Mark Sanford Disappearance Gets Even Weirder
Here we were thinking all along that Mark Sanford's just been getting raped by mountain people as he hiked the Appalachian trail naked, but authorities have found his SUV abandoned at an airport where Sanford was seen boarding a plane. More »
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Comment by heywhat: Now they're saying he's in Argentina. Seriously, he's the governor of a state, this is so irresponsible. And a federal... 6 Responses | Other threads
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republicans
Missing South Carolina Governor Has Just Been Chillin' Out Y'all
Today we learned that South Carolina's wingnut Republican governor, Mark Sanford, has been missing since last week. The staff of the 2012 Republican presidential hopeful now says he is "safe and secure" and "just needed time to clear his head." More »
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Comment by umlaut75: FFS. He left Andre Bauer in charge? That should be an impeachable offense. 2 Responses | Other threads
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journalismism
NPR: Please Keep Talking About How We Won't Talk About How Charlie Crist Is Gay
Remember how NPR censored the review of the film Outrage because Larry Craig's sexuality is not as newsworthy as Queen Latifah's? They demand a correction of this story of their asinine behavior! More »
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By PareeneComment by BadUncle: Well there goes my donation to NPR. I wonder if SomaFM gives out tote bags... 2 Responses | Other threads
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closet cases
Good Thing Charlie Crist Is Only Running For Senate, Not Competing on Idol
Charlie Crist is going to be your next closeted gay Republican Senator from Florida! Thanks to the liberal media! Adam Lambert should probably look into politics. More »
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By PareeneComment by downlow: Why do women marry gay men? I was discussing this last night. Two guys I went to school with are... 5 Responses | Other threads
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outrage
It's Outing Season Again
All the gay Republicans are going to be OUTED! This threat is made every couple years, usually by Michelangelo Signorile and Mike Rogers. This time, there is a movie coming out! More »
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By PareeneComment by mentir: Pereene, it would be great if you would add a 'closeted gay Democrats' and 'gay Democrats' tag to this post... 12 Responses | Other threads
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Alleged Gays
Charlie Crist Forced To Kiss Woman
Republican Florida governor Charlie Crist—who can never shake the unverified gay rumors—was forced to commit a sexual act with a woman yesterday, in public! Now he is married to that voracious female: More »
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Comment by JinxyMcDeath: I've said this a thousand times before, but it needs to be repeated...Charlie Christ stared directly at my breasts when... 10 Responses | Other threads
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how things work
Crist In Closet, Off Table
Florida governor Charlie Crist is maybe gay, but now he's engaged to a woman, so that he can be John McCain's Vice President. Brilliant GOP political operative Roger Stone explains: "Politics runs on rumors and innuendo, and questions about bachelorhood persist. Getting engaged takes that off the table." See? Now no one will ever call him gay again. Roger Stone's record of political genius continues! [PalmBeachPost] -
politics
It's Funny Because He's a Closeted Republican
Breaking: the (female) fiancée of probably gay Florida governor Charlie Crist owns a company that manufactures beards. [HuffPo] -
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everyone is gay
'Sex Tape' Will Prove McCain's Maybe Running Mate Un-Gay
Charlie Crist is the Republican governor of the great state of Florida. He is pretty popular out there. Less polarizing than Jeb Bush, certainly. And he's been named as a possible running mate for John McCain. There is just one problem. Everyone seems to think he's gay, for some crazy reason. "Some crazy reason," by the way, means "a 21-year-old Katherine Harris staffer who claimed he fucked Crist, and who went on the say that another Harris staffer was Crist's long-term partner." Crist denies everything. And now, conveniently, the heterosexual "Charlie Crist sex tape" (ugggghhhh) has surfaced. You'll never guess who's behind it! More »
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