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Banjo-Sea Kitten
09/19/09

In reply to The Wire Will Not Win an Emmy This Year Either
That Drew 'do is just ridiculous.

Speaking of hair, I still love Zack Galifikipotomus' beard though! Love the ads, Gawk. Wish I had me one of them TV sets.
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El_Gato
09/19/09

In reply to The Wire Will Not Win an Emmy This Year Either
Still making my way through The Wire seasons one through five on dvd. I'll just say for the record that it's one of the greatest shows on television.
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Mike Byhoff
09/19/09

@El_Gato: Not one of. It's the greatest show I've ever seen. And received exactly one Emmy.

How many shows do you know where one character (Bubbles) has one swooping five season character arc? Truly poetry in motion.

You do not want to be at a party and get me started talking about The Wire.
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El_Gato
10/01/09

@Mike Byhoff: Totally agree!!
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Banjo-Sea Kitten
09/12/09

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I barely know what the O.C. is. I barely know who Mischa Barton is. I have had extreme dental pain (pre and post-surgery) and it is a hell like no other, so since I know no other gossip about her, I'm inclined to believe her story.

That being said, I watched "The View" clip yesterday and I found Ms. Barton the height of irritating. Her voice could not be any throatier and affected. The sideways hairdo looked like half a curtain on a window and the wall of words coming out of her mouth without a breath made me frantic. Just the type of person I never want to encounter at a party.

I hope she has other, redeeming qualities.
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jackvinyl
09/13/09

@Banjo-Sea Kitten: i have encountered her, at a party, a weekend-long travel house-party, and she was exactly the same as what you witnessed. Dreadful, gross; that's what.
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secretagentman
09/12/09

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Aniston and those pasty Twilight kids have the best publicists in the business, hands down. It's like her publicist knows no one gives an eff about her, but the only people who don't know that are the tabloids.
I thought Russel Simmons liked the peen?
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ampersandparade
09/12/09

@secretagentman: This is absolutely true. I come across a lot of people who care about celebrity gossip, and I have never in my life talked to a single one who was concerned about Jennifer Aniston's love life. Ever. Who would? Her exposure at the moment is eerily reminiscent of the Jennifer Lopez/Ben Affleck zeitgeist from the first part of this decade, where it took Gigli to convince people that J.Lo was not Jackie Onassis. In ten years we will laugh about all of this, unless we have all killed ourselves.
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Phyllis Nefler
09/12/09

@ampersandparade: Disagree, I pretty much only buy US Weeklys when they have sad single Jen on the cover. MAY SHE ALWAYS BE ALONE.
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Foster Kamer
09/13/09

@Phyllis Nefler: YOU ARE AWFUL BUT ALSO: TRUE.
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Scullery_Maid
09/12/09

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Good god, that is IT. I'm starting a woman-operated movie studio wherein we shall employ good-looking male actors- as opposed to men like this Gerard dude, who look like they've wandered into 7-11 at noon for their breakfast of Marlboros and Mountain Dew.
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CumaeanSibyl
09/12/09

@Scullery_Maid: If he just shaved, he'd look better already.

It's really weird, because he was smoking hot in Dracula 2000 (shut up, it was fun), and then he put on about a hundred pounds of muscle and ended up looking like a boozy ex-rugby player. And it's not like I don't like muscular men, either. It's just not working on him.
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PaisleyPajamas
09/12/09

@CumaeanSibyl: I'm a long-time fan and what I've seen of him lately is so...disappointing. I really hoped he could be a Scottish Steve McQueen, but his recent films just reflect choices based on a paycheck. He's seriously starting to slide down the Russell Crowe slope.

He has his own prodco; if he selects and makes a winner of his own he could recover from this--Mel Gibson did, for a time.
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Scullery_Maid
09/12/09

@CumaeanSibyl: I'm just peeved at the inequality. I mean, there are some incredibly gorgeous, eat-'em-with-a-spoon actresses. And the most popular actors? It's like, well, I may take this cut or that cut, but I don't really want the whole side of beef. Know what I mean?
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pmarble
09/12/09

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Dear Ms. Barton: It is hard to be committed against your will. Like, really, really hard. Look at how long it took Britney to get committed, and she was rocking the crazy for months. You are a liar.
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pony_express
09/12/09

@pmarble: Trust me, it isn't as hard as you'd think if she was already under some sort of psychiatric care.
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Shelwood
09/12/09

@pony_express: not hard in those circumstances, but, still: she had a toothache, took some tylenol 3 and had to be committed? try again, Mischa. Just repeat what the voices said.
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pmarble
09/12/09

@pony_express: I've had a family member in these circumstances. It was very, very hard.
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pony_express
09/12/09

@pmarble: I've was in a similar situation, 15 years ago, and it was very easy to get 51/50'd. Mind you, I will admit I was high at the time and unwittingly signed whatever paper they were shoving in front of me.
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Jsmoke
09/12/09

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Shawne Merriman is a despicable human being even if he didn't choke that broad. He'll be arrested for something or another in the near future. Then he will be picked up by the Eagles.
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Cynical Media Bitch
09/12/09

@Jsmoke: You say Eagles, I say Raiders, baby!
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Shelwood
09/12/09

@Cynical Media Bitch: Just call it The Current Island of Misfit Toys, as I do, and you can stop keeping track.
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Martiniman
09/12/09

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No one can accuse Charlie Sheen of being part of "Two and a Half Mensa"
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Cynical Media Bitch
09/12/09

@Martiniman: He's about halfway to Mensa, I reckon.
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RonMwangaguhunga
09/12/09

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Historians of the future will trace the decline of Western Civilization to the moment we all started actually giving a fuck about Tila Tequila.
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MisterHippity
09/12/09

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"Anna Wintour totally got stalked by fans on Fashion's Night Out. She's bona fide! Apparently, she kept her cool when someone screamed at her about fur ..."

One of the stalkers was Gawker's own Brian Moylan! He reported on it here: [gawker.com]
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Foster Kamer
09/12/09

@MisterHippity: Bah. That link should've made it in the first time. Drafts! They happen. Going in, now.
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son of spam
09/12/09

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Fashion's Night Off
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Foster Kamer
09/12/09

@son of spam: Exactly.
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PaisleyPajamas
09/12/09

@son of spam: Why does she always look like she's sucking her nose in. Angelina does this, as well. I do not understand this. It has replaced over-emphasized pouting for red carpet photos and it's just weird.
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misslinda
09/12/09

@PaisleyPajamas: She looks very proud of herself. Good for you, Jen, you're standing next to a man!
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CumaeanSibyl
09/12/09

@son of spam: Gerard: Get some sun, and lay off the steroids, you're bloating.

Jen: you look like the Runaway Bride in reverse.
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DennyCrane
09/12/09

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"Yoga." Right.
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mattchew03
09/08/09

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It's times like now when I'm truly grateful for my star, as I'm able to see all of the hilarious, unapproved comments made by Truthers that litter this post.
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twirlywhirly
09/08/09

@mattchew03: As a currently starless commenter, I have to say I am truly jealous.
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valet_of_the_dolls
09/08/09

@mattchew03: My God - it's full of tards.
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mattchew03
09/08/09

@valet_of_the_dolls: I think we need to get Bill Maher up in this post to do some regulatin', am I right?
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eXo
09/09/09

@mattchew03: Cant any commenter, starless or not, simply click the button at the bottom that says "show all threads" rather than just featured threads? I know I can see all the crazy comments by clicking that, and I have no star.
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mattchew03
09/09/09

@eXo: Non-starred commenters can see both featured and non-featured comments, but cannot see comments from unapproved users.
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eXo
09/09/09

@mattchew03: ah, I see. So there are actually three levels of commenter's than? Starred, approved, and unapproved?
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Accidental Billionaire
09/08/09

In reply to Charlie Sheen's Fantasy 9/11 Truther Grilling of the President
Alex Jones was talking about this for a whole month. He was building up tension. "We have a special guest, biggest than anything that's been on in my whole career", "The establishment sure knows..."

This morning, opened the article in the morning, I'm like, "Hey, this fringe guy nailed an interview with the pres."

He was applauded. Then he let out, ".. Of course we never actually *met* with the president".

Jones thought he was going to get time with the pres. He got blown off. He made this ruse up in the final moment.
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Z und Vielpunkt's chick
09/08/09

In reply to Charlie Sheen's Fantasy 9/11 Truther Grilling of the President
One of Sheen's delusions that made me giggle was when he had Obama (48) call him (44) "young man."
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