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taco-flavored-kisses
08/21/09

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To hell with the Ronson line. I'm just waiting for JC Penneys to bring back some awesome autumn print long sleeve flannels button ups..those are money.
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clintosterholz
08/21/09

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Samantha is showing off her lesbian boner. That mutant next to her? I have no idea what he's doing.
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bluebears
08/21/09

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why?
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Magister
08/21/09

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Ok - One of them has had some kind of relationship with Lindsey Lohan, but why would anybody know her brother and why would her sister get a clothing line?
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Cynical Media Bitch
08/21/09

@Magister: Daddy was a (minor) rock star.
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Magister
08/21/09

@Cynical Media Bitch:
...and that gets you a clothing line?

I understand Paris Hilton. She's worked hard to market a brand and has become a multimillion dollar conglomerate; Bruce Jenner's stepchildren are on some kind of reality show, but Daddy had a song and my sister rode the "Love Bug"? I'm sure the kids in Iowa are going to lining up at Penneys, for sure.
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Cynical Media Bitch
08/21/09

@Magister: I should have said "step-daddy", and yes, connections do get people places in life. Shocking, I know.

And let's not give Paris too much credit; the girl was born on third base, it's not like she hit a triple. Let's see how her conglomerate is doing in a couple of years, and if it's selling anything more than Deluxe Editions of the Stupid Spoiled Whore Funtime Playset.
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Agador Spartacus
08/21/09

@Magister: The brother has produced for Amy Winehouse and others. Pretty talented guy, actually, IMO.
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snugbug
08/21/09

@Magister: Are you nuts? Mark Ronson is a most excellent producer of music. Lily Allen, Amy Winehouse, Robbie Williams, Jack White, etc. + ad infinitum. Jeez! Do you kids not listen to any actual good current music? He's the real celeb here not Sam.
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Magister
08/21/09

@snugbug:
Unfortunately, I'm old and though I recognize all of those names, I rarely listen to popular music.

So, okay, the brother has done blow with the right people and he simply has a bad publicist, but that still doesn't explain the sister. (Though, she's not in the photo, so that may say something for her level of "fame", but it might not bode well for Penneys.)
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Magister
08/21/09

@EarlyGrey:
For some reason, I can no longer "approve", but after reading your reprimand and some of the other comments, maybe I should've kept my mouth shut.

(Again, I'm old and I don't know designers)
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snugbug
08/21/09

@Magister: Aww, dear.. Hope we haven't been too tough on you. Not your fault that the two legit Ronson sibs (Mark, Charlotte, in that order) are lesser known to the tabloid trade and/or covered on Gawker. Tschüssi!
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Magister
08/22/09

@snugbug: Don't worry about it. Though now I've learned that my previous instinct about ignoring the bold names, I don't know was probably correct, but it's no skin off my nose.

What I find remarkable is how wrong my impression of the Sam person has been; I've always thought she was just some kid who worked a few parties and Lohan had hooked-up with the help. Sort of like, how I used to hit on waitresses and barmaids, when it was closing time and I didn't want to go home alone.

Oh well, live and learn.
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Martiniman
08/21/09

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Who's hiding the Y Chromosome?
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hypocriteoath
08/21/09

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"Yes, We're Giving You the Finger but it is OK Because We're Doing it Ironically"
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malo-ji
08/21/09

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"Hi, I'm Modo ... the Hunchback of Notre Dame ... and this is my little brother Quasi"
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SidAndFinancy
08/21/09

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Ronson Pinchot
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snugbug
08/21/09

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"This one goes out to you, Lindy-Lo, for vengefully booting a Sam Ro lookalike off Project Runway last nite."
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TRexstasy
08/21/09

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It bothers me that every time the Muzak system in my office building plays, "I Wanna Know What Love Is", each of these sad wastrels gets a nickel. It just does.
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snugbug
08/21/09

@TRexstasy: Totes agree that Sam is a lame DJ (she actually had the nerve to play both C&C Music Factory and that George Michael "Monkey" song from the '80s at one event I attended circa 2005), but leave Marc Ronson out of it. He really rammed it home with that first Lily Allen record.
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irishflyesq
08/21/09

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Perhaps they're trying to get into the "Legion of Douche"?
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TedSez
08/21/09

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"Eyyyy, this is a Penney's party! Take that K-mart coupon outta here!"
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NigelAstydameia
08/21/09

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"Our penises? They're maybe...this big?"
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Spirit Fingers
08/21/09

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I get a very big "John Bender" feel from one half of this duo.
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irishflyesq
08/21/09

@Spirit Fingers: Yummy.
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