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    Approaching Justice for Chauncey Bailey

    The Prize-Winning Scoop That Wasn't
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    04/17/09

    In reply to Approaching Justice for Chauncey Bailey
    Why couldn't a bakery hit be like pelting someone repeatedly with powdered jelly doughnuts and the white powder just musses their overcoat a little?


    Not, you know, get all dead and stuff.


    Isn't there some kind of bakers Hippocratic Oath like, "First, do no harm to people who like bread?"

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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    04/17/09

    In reply to Approaching Justice for Chauncey Bailey
    This would never have happened at Your Black Jewish Bakery. Those violent muslin bakeries!
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    Image of PandoraSpocks PandoraSpocks
    04/17/09

    In reply to Approaching Justice for Chauncey Bailey
    Oakland, people. Oakland.


    Where the Black Panthers had one of their own bookkeepers wacked back in the 70s because she had the temerity to suggest they should stop stealing from donors who wanted their money to go to poor black children, to schools etc.


    Where Huey Newton went to an HMO (Kaiser Permanente) to seek medical treatment after killing a cop -- and had his Kaiser card with him.


    Where just last month, a 3rd generation psycho killed 4 cops in one day and some of the stalwart citizens took to the streets in support of the murderer.


    And finally, yes, this is the city of which Gertrude Stein said: "Once you get there, there is no there there."

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    Image of It's twue! It's twue! It's twue! It's twue!
    04/17/09

    In reply to Approaching Justice for Chauncey Bailey
    More articles like this, less Julia Allison please.
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    Image of Botswana Meat Commission FC Botswana Meat Commission FC
    04/17/09

    @It's twue! It's twue!:

    They don't write about JA much anymore. Really.


    It's more lof rotating cast of characters nowadays. A melange, if you will.

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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    04/17/09

    In reply to Approaching Justice for Chauncey Bailey
    What a lovely multigenerational family of evil fuckers. Bakers are supposed to be nice, people. Glad I never ate any of their hate muffins.
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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    04/17/09

    @Lizawithazee: you haven't seen Short Cuts, have you?
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    04/17/09

    @Dr. Nick: Fictional bakers don't count. They're often evil, Sweeney Todd, etc.
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    Image of Dr. Nick Dr. Nick
    04/17/09

    @Lizawithazee: For someone with a Liza Minelli avatar, you have a strangely firm grasp on the division between reality and fiction.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    04/17/09

    @Dr. Nick: I'll try to do better.
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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    04/17/09

    In reply to Approaching Justice for Chauncey Bailey
    I'm disgusted by this, and now kind of disgusted with myself for joking around above.
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    Image of saythatscool saythatscool
    04/17/09

    In reply to Approaching Justice for Chauncey Bailey
    God Speed You! Black Emperor.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    04/17/09

    In reply to Approaching Justice for Chauncey Bailey
    Dough problems are no reason for a bakery to get all murdery.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    04/17/09

    @morninggloria: These are obviously hard, crusty people.
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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    04/17/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: This is the result when society lets aimless young people just loaf around.
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    Image of WaltzingMatilda WaltzingMatilda
    04/17/09

    @morninggloria: Clearly the business wasn't on the rise.
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    Image of dado dado
    04/17/09

    @morninggloria: These guys are natural born crullers.
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    Image of muppet_baby muppet_baby
    04/17/09

    @morninggloria: I hope the bakery owner gets de-floured in prison.


    (Hah! Bad pun and cliche prison rape joke, how do ya like them Friday-at-work apples?)

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    Image of blix blix
    04/17/09

    @muppet_baby: A half-baked double play. Nice.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    04/17/09

    @muppet_baby: clearly poor taste in puns is the yeast of your problems.
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    Image of Debussy Fields Debussy Fields
    04/17/09

    In reply to Approaching Justice for Chauncey Bailey
    So what IS the deal with that bakery's finances?
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    Image of dado dado
    04/17/09

    @Debussy Fields: They use dirty dough.
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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    04/17/09

    @dado: Snrk!
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    Image of blix blix
    04/17/09

    @dado: They had more bread than they were letting on.
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    04/17/09

    @Debussy Fields: Well you see - *BANG*
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/17/09

    In reply to Approaching Justice for Chauncey Bailey
    is the horror.


    I keep coming back to the line in Fargo, "All for a little piece of money."

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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    04/17/09

    @Smitros:


    This is the horror.

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    Image of WretchedGnu WretchedGnu
    04/12/09

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    Image of MisterHippity MisterHippity
    04/12/09

    @WretchedGnu: I have a feeling Gawker would thank you for extending that invitation, but respectfully decline.
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