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Tart of Darkness
12/17/09

In reply to You Cheap, Cheap Bastard
I think if you're young right now it's a damn good place to be. Here you are having the whole global economy piss all over your (and/or your parents') unrealistic dreams for your future now. As a result you will probably always be cheap cheap bastards and have a pot to piss in when you get old instead of relying on unstable investments "guaranteed" by the government. The words "too big to fail" will never mean squat to you and you will never be seen even thinking of pinning your hopes to them.

You lucky cheap, cheap bastards you.
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
12/17/09

In reply to You Cheap, Cheap Bastard
Is that Paul Volcker in the video? What a badass.
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krismry
12/17/09

In reply to You Cheap, Cheap Bastard
Hard to forget Henry's great cinema double, Ray Liotta, in the immortal helicopters and tomato sauce scene in 'goodfellas.' live long and prosper, cheap people.
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Beau Nerd
12/17/09

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It was just this morning that I was like, "fuck it, my credit's fucked anyway, let Capital One eat a honey-roasted moose dick for once, fuck it fuck it fuck it."
Then I read this and immediately made a bunch of minimum payments that make absolutely no dent in paying down my debt. Gotta stay edgy.
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boobookitteh
12/17/09

@Beau Nerd: Nothing wrong with paying $50 a month until you die. After that, the balance isn't your problem any more.
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Beau Nerd
12/17/09

@boobookitteh: FWOOSH! You just blew my mind.
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raincoaster
12/17/09

@Beau Nerd: Honey roasted moose dick? Are you a fellow Canadian?
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Beau Nerd
12/18/09

@raincoaster: Ha, no. Just a foodie, I guess!
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FitnessMadeSimple
12/17/09

In reply to You Cheap, Cheap Bastard
If you can manage to collect 200,000 McDonald's coupons, you can totally redeem them for $100.
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bluebears
12/17/09

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I'm such a trendsetter. Weeell, I'm off to Kroger with my 5 pounds of coupons.
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