@kneetoe: Did you feel objectified by gladys's comment?
As for semantics, I have always favored "schlong," but you know, it denotes a certain....er, heft. Which some might interpret as flattery, others wishful thinking/mockery, and at the end of the day, I hate to offend.
@kneetoe: @BookishLookish: I only said peen to be silly. In my real life I prefer to use the word dick as both a penis descriptor and a mild pejorative.
@gladys_kravitz: Gladys, are you serious? They're beautiful! What about the pictures of that lovely man who wrote Milk? What a nice-looking penis he has.
@kneetoe: I'm with you. I always call it what it is: a penis. If I have to choose a slang term, I'll go with cock every time. There's something about cock; it's onomatopoeia, IMO.
She is extremely attractive and has such a fresh, lovely face. I only have one child and yet after an exhausting day at work, the commute, fixing dinner, I couldn't entice the inmates in Leavenworth to watch me on camera if I were offering pardons on the half-hour.
@Nice Beaver: Last Sunday's NY Times had an article about how White & Case was hurting because their lawyers had no work, so Miami White is probably using this slow time to make up for all the sex he didn't have during the last five years when he was slaving away in the office 24/7.
And for having a bunch of kids of within 6 years and looking like that, totally... she's doing no wrong in my eyes here.
Yeah, I need to see a pic of the guy because I suspect he's like 30 years older than her, thought marrying her would make her settle down and be his, kept her pregnant thinking that will trap her ass, and is now bewildered that she's too hot for him to handle.
If you're webcamming you're definitely in contact with other men, just not physically (or probably emotionally). If you are going to make money off of it you need regular clients who are willing to pay stupid money for private time, etc.
So yeah. Those are fake. I'm talkin' about her claims. Totally fake.
@FormerEnglishMajor: There can be quite a bit actually. But often you have to work very long hours and it's not necessarily easy, as you need to really build a following and be available for it a lot of the time. People do it till they bleed, sometimes.
I can't pass the eHarmony personality test. What chance have I with a fancy employment test?
On the bright side, I know how to make a cook stove out of two soda cans. So it's warm squirrel stew at the hobo campsite tonight! (No yard bulls, please.)
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I'm holding out for Liam Neeson. (Because of the rumors.)
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As for semantics, I have always favored "schlong," but you know, it denotes a certain....er, heft. Which some might interpret as flattery, others wishful thinking/mockery, and at the end of the day, I hate to offend.
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@kneetoe: I'm with you. I always call it what it is: a penis. If I have to choose a slang term, I'll go with cock every time. There's something about cock; it's onomatopoeia, IMO.
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However, if you're charging for it, whether it be in-person or through a subscription, I think that is a pretty much a basic definition of whoring.
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Yeah, I need to see a pic of the guy because I suspect he's like 30 years older than her, thought marrying her would make her settle down and be his, kept her pregnant thinking that will trap her ass, and is now bewildered that she's too hot for him to handle.
I would also like to subscribe to her newsletter.
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A gal's gotta take some time off from being a mom!
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So yeah. Those are fake. I'm talkin' about her claims. Totally fake.
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And if she wasn't with anyone, what is she doing texting some guy about "barebacking"? Is she a stunt equistrienne?
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Given the state of the roads, our household is big on using the DC Metro.
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On the bright side, I know how to make a cook stove out of two soda cans. So it's warm squirrel stew at the hobo campsite tonight! (No yard bulls, please.)
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Only if they bring cash.