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Gay Cowboy Dated Littlest Clinton
WTF. Wooden almost actor Jake Gyllenhaal apparently dated wooden former first daughter Chelsea Clinton, according to Star. In 1999! When he wasn't even famous! Apparently their parents knew each other. We don't buy a word of this. Why is it coming out now? Last-ditch effort to rescue Hillary Clinton's campaign with star power? Also according to this story, Chelsea Clinton thinks Jake should marry Reese Witherspoon. According to a "source." That "source" is drugs. [Star]
exclusive
Chelsea Clinton's Gay Bar Romp Captured!
Hey, a camera phone photo of Chelsea Clinton partying at Bump, where she hung out as part of her whirlwind weekend tour of Philadelphia gay bars! Could this be one the breathless photo-ops mentioned in Sunday's story? Maybe the one where an excited woman announced that she'd grabbed the former first daughter's ass? Probably not, as it looks like there's not another woman for miles in this shot. But still. It is a photo of Chelsea Clinton surrounded by drunk homosexuals. [Previously] More »
the gays
Chelsea Clinton in Gay Philly Bar Romp
"'I grabbed her ass,' one young woman exclaimed to her friends after snapping a picture with her arm around the former first daughter." More »
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Chelsea Clinton: "Here is a Lie For You"
Back when Chelsea Clinton was a little girl, she was, to the press, the only "off limits" member of the Clinton family. Now she's an adult, and actively campaigning for her mother, and acting more or less like any other Clinton surrogate with her public appearances and politicking. And everyone still treats her with kid gloves, and gets very upset when she's spoken to like any other campaign operative. It's all quite condescending, but whatever. She can handle herself. Look how nicely she deceives: "'There was some talk in the media about whether it was true or whether it was not true,' she said. 'Her family has said it's true in the interim, but what matters to me in the following story is that no one ever doubted that it could be true in our country. So here's the story we heard . . . .'" That's a beautiful way to introduce a lie, isn't it? [LAT]
""I am...standing in front of Hill and Bill's kid...in a red Mary Kay Cosmetics Collection dress"
Chelsea Clinton, in Portland, Oregon campaigning for her mother, apparently moved her schedule around to make time for a trip to "the 'Red Dress Party,' a mondo-alcohol-fueled dance party where nearly 2,000 gay men in various states of red dress undress (and several nearly naked straight men as well as one very colorfully decorated naked woman) invade a warehouse in Northeast Portland and dance their collective asses off to pounding disco music and the incredible Storm Large and her Balls (they were beyond fabulous)." [WWeek]
Gary A'Busey
Cruelty To Child Reporters Is The New Hotness
First Chelsea Clinton left a nine-year-old Scholastic News reporter "crestfallen" by stonewalling her interview request, saying, "I don't talk to the press, and that applies to you." Around the same time, Chelsea's mom Hillary attacked Democratic presidential opponent Barack Obama for statements he made while in kindergarten. Now Gary Busey has taken child pundit abuse to new extremes, playing serious hardball with an 11-year-old StarzLife reporter outside the Oscar after-party of the United Nations Children's Foundation. According to StarzLife, "a'Busey" was "visibly intoxicated," yanked away the camera from the reporter and "proceeded to bend down and spit-yell right to the little girl's face." Busey has already apologized to his idol Ryan Seacrest for behavior earlier in the evening, but given that child reporters now get about as much respect as paparazzi, StarzLife wisely decided to just post the whole thing to YouTube and move on to the next belligerent public figure: More »
Chelsea Clinton Is Fair Game
""The Clintons were lauded for protecting their daughter from uncomfortable scrutiny. What has been ignored is the degree to which they've dragged Chelsea in front of the cameras any time they need to look like a family, deflect talk of Bill's extramarital affairs, or now, shore up Hillary's flagging support among voters under 30." [Slate]
""The Clintons were lauded for protecting their daughter from uncomfortable scrutiny. What has been ignored is the degree to which they've dragged Chelsea in front of the cameras any time they need to look like a family, deflect talk of Bill's extramarital affairs, or now, shore up Hillary's flagging support among voters under 30." [Slate]
we hate your kids
You Too Will Come To Regret Ever Mentioning Chelsea Clinton
Suspended NBC correspondent David Shuster is just the latest in a long line of people to regret ever bringing up Chelsea Clinton, who has long been something of a third rail in American politics and media. The press was sufficiently skittish about her under Bill Clinton's presidency that they by and large observed requests from the First Family to leave Chelsea alone during her time as a student at Stanford University. Even though contemporary Chelsea has stepped up her involvement in her Mom's presidential campaign, she apparently must be treated delicately in the political scrum, if the Shuster incident is any guide. After the jump, a surely incomplete list of people who wish they had never mentioned Chelsea Clinton. Learn from it and avoid their fate. More »
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MSNBC Suspends Shuster For Pimp Comment
David Schuster, an NBC News correspondent whom no one on Earth had ever cared about before today, has just been suspended for announcing that it was "weird" how the Clintons "pimped out Chelsea" when they made her call all those superdelegates and those ladies from The View. Chris Matthews, Tucker Carlson, and even lovable old Pat Robertson will still appear on the network regularly. [Media Matters]
the view
Chelsea Clinton's 'View' Outreach Successful
Big news on today's View. First: Joy threw a Super Tuesday party and everyone but Elisabeth showed up. Also: Chelsea Clinton personally called all of them (except Elisabeth) to ask that they please vote for her mother. And they all did, and then they talked about it on The View. Even Sherri! Jesus. Did anyone call Tyra? The Daytime Lady Primary wasn't lost with Oprah! [Jezebel]
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Gawker EXCLUSIVE: How a 'Radar EXCLUSIVE' Gets Made
Last night, Chelsea Clinton was observed in a state of extreme inebriation at a bar on 2nd Ave and 2nd Street called, cleverly enough, "2nd on 2nd." This is a Karaoke bar. Time was after midnight, but before 1:00 am. She was being propped up against a wall by two friends, without whom she would have slumped to the floor. Her hair was "up." She was eventually escorted out of the bar by her friends, a guy and a girl. Seriously, how often does anyone see Chelsea Clinton anywhere (ed: quite, actually), much less wasted? Turned out to be a double dipper, because Tom Green was there as well. He sung a few songs on Karaoke. None of us can remember which. He was wearing a beard.Gawker, Friday, December 15
Clinton, who works at consulting megafirm McKinsey & Co., was holed up in a private room in the back of the bar with a group of friends, while Green was on the clock, hosting a Yahoo-sponsored talent competition in the main area.Radar, today More »
Worlds collided sometime after midnight when Clinton emerged into the main room, looking, according to another eyewitness, like she had quelled her stage fright with a bit too much liquid courage. "She had to be held up against a wall by two of her friends," says the witness, adding that they escorted her out of the bar and, presumably, into a cab.
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Classic Gawker Stalker: The Two Faces of Chelsea Clinton
In this under-the-wire edition of the Stalk: Chelsea Clinton A and Chelsea Clinton B, Tom Green, Kate Bosworth, Rudy Giuliani, Cameron Diaz, Heather Graham, Alan Alda and Josh Hartnett, Will Smith, Mariska Hargitay, Kareem Abdul Jabaar, Ivanka Trump, Gretchen Mol, Bob Balaban, Jorge Posada, Jerry Stiller, Paulina Porzikova, George Hamilton, and, keeping Mike Meyers out of the basement, Ricky Martin in Brooklyn. More »
remainders
Remainders: Did Someone Say Mid-Terms?
damon dash
Gossip Roundup: Damon Dash's UWS Street Justice
• Hip-Hop mogul Damon Dash keeps the area around 89th Street and Central Park West safe for his son, whose cell phone was stolen by local "thugs." Next up, Dash will work on eliminating gang activity outside Dylan's Candy Store. [Page Six]• Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt settle the details of their divorce: He gets the production company, she gets the house and the bloated alcoholic. [IMDb]
• Model Molly Simms is reportedly unhappy with her picture in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. As it turns out, most women don't enjoy looking like Vegas hookers. [Gatecrasher]
• Rapper Eve falls for Teodorin Nguema Obiang, the son of Equitorial Guinea dictator Teodoro Nguema. Spending Christmas on Paul Allen's yacht, however, makes it easy for to Eve to forget that whole torture situation. [R&M]
• Because he knows how to read, Henry Rollins is a threat to Australian national security. [Page Six]
• Chelsea Clinton lays low with her new boyfriend, Goldman Sachs banker Marc Mezvinsky. Not that we were particularly intrigued by the whole situation. [Lowdown]
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Chelsea Clinton: you gotta love her [Chicago Tribune via Obscure Store]
"I love Chelsea Clinton"
A Chicago Tribune writer explains why Chelsea Clinton has a special place in her heart: "She had every excuse in the book to rebel: Stuck in the limelight at an early, awkward age; incessant teasing from powerful people; private-school friends with money to burn; a father with a penchant for women close to her age. Instead, she took it all in stride...I envision the Bush girls graduating from college and becoming bartenders at Coyote Ugly. They remind me of the girls who did sail through adolescence with smooth skin and well-behaved hair, the ones elected to homecoming court. When they were staying after school for pompom practice, the Chelseas of the world were staying after for Latin Club. I love it that it paid off."Chelsea Clinton: you gotta love her [Chicago Tribune via Obscure Store]
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Lewinsky to host reality TV dating show [AP via Fark]
Monica Lewinsky, reality TV show host
"Handbag designer" Monica Lewinsky will soon be hosting a reality TV show wherein "a female contestant is courted by men whose looks are kept hidden," and "the men 'must rely strictly on their personalities to captivate' the woman." (Novel idea, this dating-based-on-personality concept!) UPDATE: A reader points out that the show is based in California and suggests that this may be an elaborate ruse to get Monica out of New York before Chelsea Clinton gets here.Lewinsky to host reality TV dating show [AP via Fark]
