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Robert Pattinson's Bowel Movements Will Not Be Reported Here
Anna Wintour Wants Her Privacy
E! Comedienne Falls for Twitter's Fake Dina Lohan
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The Sisterhood of the Chronic Oversharers
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DeniseL
09/20/09

In reply to Robert Pattinson's Bowel Movements Will Not Be Reported Here
Your heading regarding Robert Pattison was disrespectful to Rob and absurd. Leave the guy alone for cryin outloud. I actually go online and look for news on Rob to slam wnat to be reporters like you.
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secretagentman
09/20/09

@DeniseL: You actually go online and look for news on 'Rob'? Are you in prison? Is that you Tyler Lautner, you sexy he-wolf?
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Foster Kamer
09/21/09

@DeniseL: You're a moron.
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PandoraSpocks
09/20/09

In reply to Robert Pattinson's Bowel Movements Will Not Be Reported Here
What? Sunday morning and nobody's dead?
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snugbug
09/20/09

@PandoraSpocks: Except for the English language.
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snugbug
09/20/09

@snugbug: Har, har, stupid joke ↑.

Excuse me, I need to introduce some bad-assery here for the sake of us all--everyone seems soooo frightened of losing their precious stars and as such shun any hint of dissent. Lame. What's the fun of Gawker if you stifle intelligent polemic?
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snugbug
09/20/09

In reply to Robert Pattinson's Bowel Movements Will Not Be Reported Here
Happy Sunday to you too, pet. Ding-ding-ding + ca-ching:
*"Get your Canadian visas ready..," not "Get your Candian visas ready.."
*"winter soup," not "Winter soup"
* "As the sole proprieter of Jackson's only assassination attempt, I wouldn't expect Jackson to be anything but a Coke fan, either."
*"proprietor," not "proprieter," though it doesn’t matter since the sentence jumped ‘em rails by the time you got to the period.
*Mike Myers, not "Meyers"
*Leven Rambin," not "Levin Rambin"
*Lukas Haas, not "Lucas Haas"
* "the shit? blow?" not "the shit? Blow?" (Jerze housewives item)
*You get a pass on Ashley Dupre (it’s "Dupré") because she’s a foxymoron.
*"..on her man," not "..on her mans." (Chris Rock item, 2nd sentence)
*Cut xtra apostrophe in "Lil' "Lipgloss" Mama," + she spelled the title of the song "Lip Gloss"
* "..during her first day on the job," not "..in her first day on the job.." (Sienna Miller item)
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snugbug
09/20/09

@snugbug: PS: That being said, your Rosh Hashanah fundraiser is a very nice and clever idea. Too bad a-holes like me who used to fact-check for a living caught wind of it.
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mexiback
09/20/09

@snugbug: It's sunday morning, man. Just chill!
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snugbug
09/20/09

@mexiback: It's all in good fun + for a good cause!

Because he's a nice Jewish boy, FK issued a fund-raising challenge in honor of the Rosh Hashanah weekend; he'll donate $5 to a NYC charity for every typo/error pointed out to him.
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snugbug
09/20/09

@mexiback: "Sunday," not "sunday." You owe $5 too.
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WackoJacko
09/20/09

@snugbug: I've been banned from Gawker for FAR less than this in the past. But that being said, this is all servicey + 1.
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Foster Kamer
09/20/09

@snugbug: JESUS. 8, 9, and 11 are all style choices ("mans" is slang). Still: $35. Christ. We're at $55 total.
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labyrinthine IS DOING THIS
09/20/09

@snugbug: former proofreader checking in, and I'm having to restrain myself on the site lately. they really must not have any editors doing actual *editing* at all.

(nothin' but love, Foster!)
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saralapua
09/20/09

@snugbug: Proofreading a gossip roundup that is headlined with Robert Pattinson's sparkling bowel movements? Really? Go to brunch, dude.
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snugbug
09/20/09

@saralapua: Brunch is for bourgeois olds with 401Ks. We're all play-jostling in the sandbox, and sipping Bloody Marys while at it. And you're not invited. Ciao, caro!
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DeniseL
09/20/09

@snugbug: GOOD JOB correcting the journalism on this Foster Kramer. I really hope he did not waste his money on a journalism degree...he writes like my 10 year old nephew.
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snugbug
09/20/09

@labyrinthine IS DOING THIS: Eh, typos and fact-check errors are to be expected when you oughtta churn out two posts per hour, like a manic squirrel. But FK preemptively deflated criticism with humor and sass. Smart move, boosts traffic, comes across as endearing. Keep him on, Denton.
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Foster Kamer
09/20/09

@DeniseL: Have your 10 year-old nephew give me a call. We're always looking for up-and-coming talent.
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Lizawithazee
08/26/09

In reply to Anna Wintour Wants Her Privacy
Lily Allen dropped out of ACL Fest, and her manager refused to comment on why. Maybe she doesn't realize how many drunk, slutty hipster guys will be in attendance.
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Oy Veh (Informality Reigns)
08/26/09

In reply to Anna Wintour Wants Her Privacy
Did anyone else read that headline as Anna Wintour Wants Her Piracy? I figured that Somali Pirate fashion was going to be big this season.
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tmp00
04/05/09

In reply to E! Comedienne Falls for Twitter's Fake Dina Lohan
Yikes! Hoisted by her own snark petard!
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macbeach
04/03/09

In reply to E! Comedienne Falls for Twitter's Fake Dina Lohan
Nobody can say "DUH" with quite the authority of Hollywood (and that includes the entertainment and news extensions of it in New York).

Maybe we should rename them HollywooDUH.
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Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!
04/03/09

In reply to E! Comedienne Falls for Twitter's Fake Dina Lohan
I can't believe a late night comedian and/or her writers got a bit about a former child actor's weird mom communicating through a new, annoying social networking site so very wrong!

What does Dan Rather have to say about all this?
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Matt Cherette
04/03/09

@HeatherNumber1: He's probably too busy shooting promos for HDNet.
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phlox✔
04/03/09

@HeatherNumber1:
"What's the frequency Heather?"
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Owen Thomas
04/03/09

@mattchew03: I read that as "shooting homos" and was quite disturbed for a moment.
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magnets
04/03/09

In reply to E! Comedienne Falls for Twitter's Fake Dina Lohan
OWEN STOP TRYING TO MAKE THE DINA LOHAN TWITTER KID HAPPEN
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narnio
04/03/09

@magnets: hahahahahaha
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MincnglyWhrdL'mer
04/03/09

In reply to E! Comedienne Falls for Twitter's Fake Dina Lohan
I am willing myself to believe that the exquisitely lovely, cunning, and always hilarious chelsea of whom I am in constant and unwavering awe was in on the joke the whole time and was just running with it - that's right, I'm operating from a place of FAITH here, people !!!

or not, whatever. maybe she'll have the guy who wrote the tweets on her show? he could wear a dina wig and spray tan, and do the impersonation live?
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Matt Cherette
04/03/09

@The Boulevard of Broken Queens: I'm down, so long as I don't get the tan done at the same place that Valentino frequents.
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MincnglyWhrdL'mer
04/03/09

@mattchew03: honey, if this really is you I will personally send my crack team of cracked drag queens on crack to do your hair and makeup, and you'll have an insta-posse fully suitable for miss chelsea's show. we could even have them kidnap and do a makeover on chuy !!!
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Matt Cherette
04/03/09

@The Boulevard of Broken Queens: It really is me, I swear. I'd like Bebe Zahara to do my hair and Nina Flowers to administer makeup, if at all possible.
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MincnglyWhrdL'mer
04/03/09

@mattchew03: I'm calling them on the princess phone now !!!
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JudgeFudge
04/03/09

In reply to E! Comedienne Falls for Twitter's Fake Dina Lohan
Makin fuhn of twitter: ur doin it rong.
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Wrapitup
04/03/09

In reply to E! Comedienne Falls for Twitter's Fake Dina Lohan
Yet another reason why the word comedienne always needs to be in quotes when used to describe Chelsea Handler.
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Solomon Grundy
04/03/09

In reply to E! Comedienne Falls for Twitter's Fake Dina Lohan
Painful. Also painful is how Chelsea aged 10 years in the past year. It could happen to any of us.

::vows to stop drinking, sucking dick behind garbage cans::
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phlox✔
04/03/09

@Solomon Grundy: Really, the stopping drinking thing is quite enough. Don't go overboard.
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Red letter
04/03/09

In reply to E! Comedienne Falls for Twitter's Fake Dina Lohan
Wasn't paying attention....

Diablo Cody, was the only thing anyone could fall for on this episode. Her wit flowed long and easy like a german sausage. Made me rethink Juno....and then not.
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DennyCrane
04/03/09

@Red letter: That sounded so wrong.
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lobstr
04/03/09

In reply to E! Comedienne Falls for Twitter's Fake Dina Lohan
if she had only read Gawker, she'd be more prepared :p
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phlox✔
04/03/09

@lobstr: Word. This is old news, right?
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