Animal expert and "extreme adventurer," David Schultz came bearing (live) gifts for Chelsea Handler last night. A chameleon, a super cute fox, a bobcat, and an owl all made their debut on the late night television circuit.

When an animal handler brought Chelsea some critters to play with, she almost immediately starts making dirty jokes. See how a chameleon, a fox, and an owl react to her sense of humor!

First, a Survivor question! After that, there is so much pilot casting news today it's hard to know what to do with it! Some of it is very exciting (Summer Roberts!) and some of it less so (Donna Pinciotti as Chelsea Handler), but absolutely all of it is need-to-know. Or not. Whatever. Here it is.

Kim tithes to a church her mother founded with a wayward Rick Warren disciple. Countess LuAnn gets a job. Jennifer Aniston isn't adopting a baby. Jenna Jameson calls Chelsea Handler a "whore." Thursday gossip sends mixed messages.

Today at Gawker.TV, Jesse Eisenberg produces snooze-worthy SNL promos, the debut of Joan and Melissa Rivers' reality show, and James Franco channels 127 Hours and gets his arm stuck in a mini-fridge backstage at the Daily Show.

Chelsea opened the interview by congratulating Piers on his new gig because it's a "Step up from America's Got Talent." From there, it continued to the eventual discussion of being replaced by David Hasselhoff and 50 Cent.

Lindsay Lohan gets a "tripped out effect" from sunglasses lined with flashing lights. James Franco has a sex tape. Rihanna's purported lesbian lover speaks. Montana Fishburne pretends to drink bleach. Tuesday gossip is a rave.

Jake and Taylor rendezvous in Nashville—but was it ex sex or postmortem wallowing? Macaulay Culkin parties with a porn star. Jesse James and Kat Von D are engaged. Bill Clinton is Cameron and A-Rod's third wheel. TGIFriday gossip.

Willingly involved! You never know a guy until you do, huh? Also today: A Ouija board movie directed by McG sure is going to be good, Camille Grammer is to retire on Frasier money, and Illeana Douglas news.

The man who played The Winklevoss twins in The Social Network shared some fun facts on Chelsea Lately. Among them, that his family makes Arm & Hammer products, he got picked on in middle school, and his next role.

Last night, Chelsea Handler and co. unveiled and dissected E! Television's list of the Top 10 Douchebags of 2010. It is that time of year. Props to Chelsea for pointedly identifying the channel itself as the biggest douchebag of all.

It was the year Christina Aguilera attacked Lady Gaga and Whoopi Goldberg stormed off The View. Conan O'Brien defied his boss and world leaders threatened to kill a psychic octopus. A guide to the bloodiest feuds of 2010.

On Chelsea Lately tonight, Handler proved she's more than just a slutty comedian (in your face, Kathy Griffith). Watch as Chelsea is "freed" by the music.

Mayer whispers dirty nothings into a strange female's ear. Jennifer Aniston has a 20-foot no-touch zone. Taylor Momsen is a Parisian style icon. Lindsay Lohan sips Shirley Temples. Thursday gossip is sexual napalm.

Reese Witherspoon lives on a barn and has a veritable nursery rhyme's worth of farm animals around, like chickens, pigs and donkeys. As she explained to Chelsea Handler last night, she loves them but draws the line at milking goats.

Things got a little sloppy on last night's Chelsea Lately when Diddy showed up late and drunk, and Chelsea wasn't happy. But, she was seemingly soothed by Diddy's relentless advances toward her, to which she seemed somewhat receptive.

Kathy Griffin defended her comments about Bristol Palin saying, "I made several scandalous jokes—as I like to do—and I'm standing behind them." Later, the two comediennes discussed the difference between comedy and just being a bully.

Tonight on Chelsea Lately, the gang got into the dos and don'ts of sex tapes. Do: smile. Don't: use botox. These tips will ensure your enjoyment of the next leaked celebrity sex tape... please, not Kelsey Grammer. Watch inside.