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    Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii

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    Image of RaptorAvatar RaptorAvatar
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    Unfortunately, carrying a water bottle everywhere like some kind of tumorized keychain makes me look like too much of a dork to attract a mate anyways. (Or it's, you know, one of like 20 dorky things that contribute to this). #erections
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    Image of keverdene keverdene
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    The plural of penis is actually "penes."
    I swear I am not making that up. I went to graduate school. So, you know, fix that headline. #erections
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    11/11/09

    @keverdene: I think when latin words get stuck in english, there really is no excuse not to pluralize them the way english words are pluralized. I think "penises" is just fine. I mean... it's now an english word, regardless where it came from, right? #erections
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    Image of keverdene keverdene
    11/11/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: A fair point. I just think "penes," pronounced pee-knees, is hilarious. Hence, I am in favor of much wider usage of the correct form.
    Example: "I sure wish those Fox News correspondents would quit talking out of their penes."
    Well, who wouldn't laugh at that??! #erections
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    Image of Jes St.Lawrence Jes St.Lawrence
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    Right. Like the world needs THAT GUY to have priapism. The stuff of your dreams, right girls?

    And by dreams I mean the kind of nightmares that make you jump up and turn on all the lights and check behind shower curtains. #erections
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    If you wanna take away my BPA-laced drinking container, you'll have to pry it off my cold, flaccid penis!!!
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    My dog is healthy as an ox, gets an erection at the drop of a pheromone, and drinks water straight from the toilet. I'm going to start following his lead. #erections
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    Maybe their robust erections are what allowed them to get rich enough to afford fancy schmancy water bottles in the first place. #erections
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    But some of them are so frail from ingesting soybeans and re-purified air. How can they all be schlong-hounds? It looks like it takes a mighty effort to walk down those flights of stairs in their apartment walk-ups just to recycle plastic, walk to the Food Co-op, or plant seedlings in the community garden. I'd hardly think they'd have the energy to woo the ladeeez or whomever with their unwieldy sausage rolls.
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    Image of senatormayer senatormayer
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    So I should drink bottled water to get unstuck from this damned gloryhole? #erections
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    11/11/09

    @senatormayer: You could do that. You could also just ask the individual(s) on the other end to kindly "let go." #erections
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    Image of mediachore mediachore
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    um, the bike rack maybe not so much.

    [www.medicalnewstoday.com] #erections
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    11/11/09

    @mediachore: I was about to mention that as well. You might want to look for a swimmer. On account of their being in cold water all day and their cardiovascular exercise regimen, they have circulatory systems like the hydraulic systems on backhoes. #erections
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    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    Hamilton, I were your Latin teacher, you'd have recieved a sharp slap on your wrist with a ruler for declining a singular masculine i-declension noun in the nominative case according to the second declension. Now run along and go practice all your passive conjugations.
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/11/09

    @i'm a bottle: Somehow, that comment just cured my ED. #erections
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/11/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: @i'm a bottle: Seriously, I am so turned on right now. How do you say "Standard Hotel" in Latin? #erections
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    Image of Richard Petty Bourgeoisie Richard Petty Bourgeoisie
    11/11/09

    @AzureTexan: "Lorenzo Lamas" believe it or not. #erections
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/11/09

    @Richard Petty Bourgeoisie: Strange. Someone else told me it was "Ricardo Montalban." #erections
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    11/11/09

    @AzureTexan: Khaaaaan! Khaaaaan! #erections
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11/11/09

    @i'm a bottle: This is all covered in my new book about self-loathing homosexual grammarians: Declining Penis: Crises of the Testes. #erections
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/11/09

    @i'm a bottle: Ah, but now he's living out eternity in Regula 1, newly upholstered in rich Corinthian leather. #erections
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    Image of disinterested 3rd party disinterested 3rd party
    11/11/09

    @i'm a bottle: Not to mention the ability to repeat the same motion 5,000 times in a row without tiring. Swam 3000 meters this morning.... #erections
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    11/11/09

    @disinterested 3rd party: Sorry meant to reply to your other post. Although I did have three years of high school Latin. Sadly all I can tell you is that Gaul is divided into three parts..... #erections
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    11/11/09

    @iplaudius: Yes, some of your major theses were also name checked in the seminal work on feminine homosexuality and Latin grammar: Conjugating Vaginae: The Dilemma of the Supine.
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    Edited by i'm a bottle at 11/11/09 1:34 PM i'm a bottle was starred i'm a bottle was unstarred
    Image of Jes St.Lawrence Jes St.Lawrence
    11/11/09

    @i'm a bottle: "Hamilton, I were your Latin teacher, you'd have recieved"

    Thank Bog you're not my English teacher. #erections
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    11/11/09

    @Jes St.Lawrence: Hehe, "i" before "e" except after "c."
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11/11/09

    @i'm a bottle: Ha, genius. #erections
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    Image of i'm a bottle i'm a bottle
    11/11/09

    @iplaudius: That was a fun thread. #erections
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    Image of manchops manchops
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    somebody please forward a link to this to the producer of Levi's photo shoot.

    Like, now? #erections
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    This would explain why the REI in Chelsea is a 24/7 bathhouse. #erections
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    Image of Terrafractal Terrafractal
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    Is this why I like older men? They drank less bottled water in their youth and aren't hormonally confused pussies like the hoodie-bearers of my generation? #erections
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    If_I_Had_a_Poodle promoted this comment Terrafractal was starred Terrafractal was unstarred
    Image of TellMeLies TellMeLies
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    Maybe you can look past the North Face jacket, I cannot. #erections
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    11/11/09

    @TellMeLies:

    And don't forget the Teva sandals.
    *shudder* #erections
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    11/11/09

    @City_Dater: Does Paragon sell a kit that comes with a fleece jacket, cargo shorts, socks and mandals? Yikes!
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    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    11/11/09

    In reply to Dudes With Fancy Water Bottles Have the Hardest Penii
    Note To Self:
    Buy fancy non-BPA water bottles.
    Also, grow beard and drop 25 pounds.     #erections
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