Who among us can honestly say our porn collections are not scored to marching band music? My slide shows of Abe Vigoda, Joann Whirley and Rodney Allen Rippy are set to the Soviet Red Army Choir's rousing "Volga Boatman's Song." Trust me: you'll be begging for release.
@contradicto: Which reminds me, you never returned my grainy hidden camera video of Spanky McFarland prancing in just his beanie set to the tune of "Jimmy Crack Corn".
@elinorwhyme: I worked at the law school at NYU when he was in attendance. May I just say that man's legs were so beautiful, I was tempted to start a petition that he never wear pants again. Teams of young women could just blow on his legs and rub them for warmth.
@BookishLookish: I remember you saying you'd seen him there. The man's EVERYTHING were so beautiful. Oh, to have pulled on that hair just once in a fevered frenzy!
Actually, the little fella on the left IS a child, whom Auchincloss adopted. You'd look like that too after many an anxious, sleepless night in the Auchincloss household. Stress and lack of sleep have a way of aging people, even kids.
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An understandable error. What you wrote the first time is one of those new coffee flavors at McDonald's.
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