Here's a photo of Subway pitchman Jared Fogle and inspirational speaker George W. Bush hanging out, taken from Jared's Facebook page.

How would you react to the news that your ex-wife had hired a hitman to try to assassinate you? Would you react by telling her she got a bad deal on her hitman? You wouldn't, would you? And that's why you're not the chillest guy in the world. [via Videogum]