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    Chimps Plotting Our Doom

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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    03/09/09

    In reply to Chimps Plotting Our Doom
    The Swedish zookeepers have castrated Santino


    Look how they messed with my boy!

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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    03/09/09

    In reply to Chimps Plotting Our Doom
    Tourists bring out the worst in everybody. I have a friend who does pretty much the exact same thing from the windows of his apartment.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/09/09

    @City_Dater: With rocks? I think he should used spoiled bologna.
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    Image of Screen Name Screen Name
    03/09/09

    In reply to Chimps Plotting Our Doom
    I guess the saddest part about this whole chimp thing is what a great B.J. and the Bear episode it might have been.
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    Image of HiredGoons HiredGoons
    03/09/09

    In reply to Chimps Plotting Our Doom
    At least its not the Globus Monkeys, though they do have a more appropriate (genus?) name.
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    Image of onenotesam onenotesam
    03/09/09

    In reply to Chimps Plotting Our Doom
    When I read stuff like this, it makes me think that during evolution, my ancestors were in the control group.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    03/09/09

    In reply to Chimps Plotting Our Doom
    A chimp-led overthrow of society as we know it has been coming for a long time. Bless our hearts, we really deserve it.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    03/09/09

    @bluebears: join with me then, you are one of us. I have been deemed a "safe house" when the chimps come.


    Oh, and those of you who have laughed at and derided me over the years for being an animal activist--you know who you are--...well, losers, I will have the last laugh now.

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    Image of Rumpelstilskin Rumpelstilskin
    03/09/09

    @bluebears: Yeah, but I dare one of them to win American Idol.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    03/09/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: do not inquire about Simon's lineage. That's all I'm going to say.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    03/09/09

    @Rumpelstilskin: we'll always have our shitty karaoke.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    03/09/09

    In reply to Chimps Plotting Our Doom
    Which is odd, as I've started flinging my own feces at the walls of the apartment.
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    Image of scroll_lock scroll_lock
    03/09/09

    @Private Hangnail: And you told me in was an "art installation."
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    Image of blix blix
    03/09/09

    @scroll_lock: Let's take him to the zoo so he can fling it at a chimp just to see the look on its face.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    03/09/09

    @scroll_lock: That's only because you caught me licking the wall.
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    03/09/09

    @Private Hangnail: BTW, sicko, let me tell myself that you're gross.
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    03/09/09

    @blix: I still recall fondly how shocked and aggrieved Lance Link was when I did that to him. Good times.
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    03/09/09

    @Private Hangnail: I fell for that the one time you invited me to a "whine tasting".
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    03/09/09

    @Private Hangnail: Now you have to change your name to Private Chuck Berry.
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    Image of Private Hangnail Private Hangnail
    03/09/09

    @scroll_lock: What can I say, I get all warm when I see the camera I've hidden on the inside of my toilet.
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    03/09/09

    @scroll_lock: You're going to hate the meat platter.
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    03/09/09

    @Private Hangnail: That's when you sing "Brown Eyed, Handsome Man" isn't it?
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    03/09/09

    @Private Hangnail: I already passed up the head cheese and crackers.
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    03/09/09

    @scroll_lock: He scat-sings it.
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    03/09/09

    @Kid Twist: Look out when he gets to the third movement.
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    Image of blix blix
    03/09/09

    @scroll_lock: WTF!? I get up for a second and Masterpiece Theatre commences.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    03/09/09

    In reply to Chimps Plotting Our Doom
    is that dick cheney in his new undisclosed location? and they castrated him?
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    Image of blix blix
    03/09/09

    @if_i_only_had_a_heart: I thought I was the only one who had that dream.
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    03/09/09

    @blix: we are legion
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    Image of Sproing Sproing
    03/09/09

    In reply to Chimps Plotting Our Doom
    He stockpiles rocks because his own poo loses consistency over time and becomes harder to fling.
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    03/09/09

    @Sproing: Worse, he's just a tactical thinker. He knows he's going to be agitated, but isn't sure if he'll be able to poop.


    We'll know we're really in trouble we he starts eating things that will give him the shits, in anticipation of hurling it at the Swedes.

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    Image of blix blix
    03/09/09

    In reply to Chimps Plotting Our Doom
    We'll be safe as long as the laser kittehs are on our side.
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    Image of braak: You are, as usual, completely correct. braak: You are, as usual, completely correct.
    03/09/09

    @blix: Yeah, that's what I thought, until I found this asshole teaching chimpanzees how to do karate:


    [www.metacafe.com]

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    Image of blix blix
    03/09/09

    @braak: Good lord! Better escalate. Bring on the genetically modified lynx!
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    03/09/09

    In reply to Chimps Plotting Our Doom
    Sean Delonas vs Chimp. Who ya got?
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    Image of Kid Twist Kid Twist
    03/09/09

    In reply to Chimps Plotting Our Doom
    A little grape juice-plus will keep these apes subdued.
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    Image of aurora*raby aurora*raby
    03/09/09

    In reply to Chimps Plotting Our Doom
    I don't see how castrating adorable Santino would make him less angry.
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    Image of c'est les autres! c'est les autres!
    03/09/09

    @aurora*raby: Well, he'd still be understandably pissed the hell off (but totally divine in a choir!), but also lacking the testosterone-making machine that fuels the more overt aggressive action of semi-automatic stone-throwing.


    Unless I read that too literally. Mea culpa.

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    Image of aurora*raby aurora*raby
    03/09/09

    @c'est les autres!: No mea culpa necessary, Frenchie. Why couldn't the mad scientists appreciate Santino as the lovable, intelligent, rock-throwing chimp that he is? Docile behavior is not admirable.
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    Image of Smitros Smitros
    03/09/09

    In reply to Chimps Plotting Our Doom
    The elephants are just getting warmed up.
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    03/09/09

    @Smitros: damn right and they forget *nothing*. Better not bring your kids to the circus starting in 2012. It's where the apocalypse begins. Mark my words.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    03/09/09

    In reply to Chimps Plotting Our Doom
    Get your filthy paws off me, you damn dirty Catholic.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    03/09/09

    @Mount_Prion: *stinkin' (not filthy)
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    Image of Banjo-Sea Kitten Banjo-Sea Kitten
    03/09/09

    @Mount_Prion: are chimps already working as altar boys?
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