Cops Taser French Monkey Who Wouldn't Stop Stealing Candy From Les BébésGabrielle Bluestone12/18/14 7:58pm9913EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkA French monkey went on a week-long chocolat bender in Marseilles last week, terrorizing school children and eluding inspectors in the best animal crime to hit France since the Pink Panther.