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    Right On Time, It's a Diamond-Studded Hershey's Kiss

    Chocolate Is Death

    A Valentine's Day for Love or Money

    You're One Truffle Away from Wanting All the Things You Can't Have

    Because Why Not?

    For a woman's password, offer chocolate; for a man's, try porn

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    Image of raincoaster raincoaster
    10/21/09

    In reply to Right On Time, It's a Diamond-Studded Hershey's Kiss
    Please tell me Jacob the Jeweler was involved in this. #therich
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    Image of Niko Bellic Niko Bellic
    10/21/09

    In reply to Right On Time, It's a Diamond-Studded Hershey's Kiss
    Way ghetto. #therich
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    10/21/09

    In reply to Right On Time, It's a Diamond-Studded Hershey's Kiss
    Is it really worth it unless the wrap it in bacon and deep fry it? #therich
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    Image of Deric Deric
    10/21/09

    In reply to Right On Time, It's a Diamond-Studded Hershey's Kiss
    May I pay for this with a 100 Grand bar? #therich
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    10/21/09

    @Deric: Really? I wouldn't Take 5K out of my savings for this piFfle. #therich
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    Image of Deric Deric
    10/21/09

    In reply to Right On Time, It's a Diamond-Studded Hershey's Kiss
    Wouldn't a diamond Krackle make more sense? #therich
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    Image of BettyCrocker BettyCrocker
    10/21/09

    In reply to Right On Time, It's a Diamond-Studded Hershey's Kiss
    I want diamond Chicken McNuggets, with gold-flecked sweet n' sour sauce. #therich
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    Image of Deric Deric
    10/21/09

    @BettyCrocker: Mmm, that sounds scrumtastic! Where do I place my order? #therich
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    Image of ms_priestypants ms_priestypants
    10/21/09

    In reply to Right On Time, It's a Diamond-Studded Hershey's Kiss
    Please. Anyone with any taste knows it is the champagne diamond and 20kt gold Ferrero Rocher, or nothing. #therich
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    Image of Beau Nerd Beau Nerd
    10/21/09

    @ms_priestypants: Let them eat 18 Karat Cake. #therich
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    10/21/09

    @Beau Nerd: At Ruby Tuesday's. #therich
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    10/21/09

    In reply to Right On Time, It's a Diamond-Studded Hershey's Kiss
    i can't wait for burger king to launch its line of bejeweled fast food. that diamond whopper is going to look amazing on my mantle! #therich
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    Image of themediatrix themediatrix
    10/21/09

    @tigolbitties: I'm holding out for a ruby rodeo burger with diamond onion rings and an emerald Dr. Pepper.
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    Image of zenwarriorcb zenwarriorcb
    10/21/09

    In reply to Right On Time, It's a Diamond-Studded Hershey's Kiss
    just when I was starting to have a tiny bit of faith in humanity.......
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    Image of tigolbitties tigolbitties
    10/21/09

    @zenwarriorcb: has balloon boy not dashed all your faith??!?!? #therich
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    Image of DeadliestSin DeadliestSin
    07/09/09

    In reply to Chocolate Is Death
    I don't think chocolate will ever hold the same appeal to me ever again.
    Boiling, suffocating or being crushed to death... not cool.
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    Image of jane-eyre-head jane-eyre-head
    07/08/09

    In reply to Chocolate Is Death
    I'm deleting my account here. I am really shocked and disgusted by the insensitivity of the post and the comments that it has inspired. This man was only 29 and suffered a horrifying death after what one can only assume has been a hard life of minimum wage jobs.


    He is from New Jersey and I can only hope that his family is not exposed to the egregious comments that followed the even greater measure of sarcasm and insipid remarks made by Hamilton Nolan.


    I realize that Gawker is not exactly the publication of record, but this measure of cynicism is tired and, frankly, a the kind of writing that reflects a lack of creativity or editing that is exemplary of cheap one-liners.


    Gawker and its commenters so often paint the bleeding heart liberal agenda, but when it comes to the matter of how they choose to value a human life, there seem to be exceptions made. I suppose that boiling to death in a facory at 29 years, or what this poor man did to make a living, wasn't glamorous enough to warrent the kind of sensitivity extended to those who "are more like us".

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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    07/08/09

    @jane-eyre-head: The picture and joke about the cadaver as a mold are indeed pretty over the top.


    However, life is a goddamned tragedy and very few people get the respect they deserve in life, much less death. That is a given. Falling in a vat of chocolate and dying is an absurd tragedy. Absurd. Without dignity. It makes no sense, it leaves us marveling at the cruelty, the irony. Perhaps by making a joke, we can create a talisman that will protect us from ever suffering such a fate. Or something.


    If it were me, my child, someone I know, I wouldn't be offended by the comments. Probably by the picture of the chocolate bomber guts, but not by the puns.

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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    07/08/09

    In reply to Chocolate Is Death
    That's just offal!
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    Image of ejcsanfran ejcsanfran
    07/08/09

    In reply to Chocolate Is Death
    And there was much ganache-ing of teeth...
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    Image of naugahydeinplainsight naugahydeinplainsight
    07/08/09

    @ejcsanfran: Ha! That Krackels!
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    07/08/09

    In reply to Chocolate Is Death
    This is the most Post-esque item Gawker has ever put up. Congrats!
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    Image of TedSez TedSez
    07/08/09

    In reply to Chocolate Is Death
    Oompa Loompa, doompadee, dude.
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