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    America's Greatest Wish: Eat Chicken With The Pretty TV Lady

    Would You Rather Be Graydon Carter or Kurt Andersen?

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    Image of miss_msry miss_msry
    07/16/09

    In reply to Would You Rather Be Graydon Carter or Kurt Andersen?
    It's like having to choose between Marbury and Madison.
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    05/26/09

    In reply to America's Greatest Wish: Eat Chicken With The Pretty TV Lady
    I am missing something here--what's the story with RR's gingham-trimmed Daisy Duke outfit(or whatever it is that she's wearing)?
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    Image of AuntPenny AuntPenny
    05/26/09

    In reply to America's Greatest Wish: Eat Chicken With The Pretty TV Lady
    Ha ha Rachael Ray ha ha ha. Puh-leeeeeze.


    I'd take Alton Brown with me any day of the week. (I have a little crush on him. Is that wrong? It's stupid. Shut up.)

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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    05/26/09

    @AuntPenny: It's not wrong. He's actually nice looking, when not mugging for the camera, and I have no doubt you'd be well fed and highly amused.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    05/26/09

    In reply to America's Greatest Wish: Eat Chicken With The Pretty TV Lady
    What depresses me is that more Americans would choose to share a venereal disease with Miss California (71%) than Sonia Sotomayor (9%), Madeline Albright (4%) or Mrs. Kravitz from Bewitched (-3.2%).
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    05/26/09

    @Mama Penguino: You're going to be depressed for a long time, I think.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    05/26/09

    In reply to America's Greatest Wish: Eat Chicken With The Pretty TV Lady
    Hmmm. I guess Bobby Flay's lost one too many "Throwdowns" for America to be impressed.


    Really. He loses like every one of them. I'd just like to say that putting a poblano pepper on something does not make it better always. Unless in a narcissistically moist nasal cavity, and then that could just be hilarious.


    Seriously, are these people even chefs? Or just regular folks who made a real good corn beef hash one day, so "Yup, I think the Food Network is where I need to be!" If that's the case my Mac & Cheese recipe should get me a cooking/talk show so I too can wear tight pants and use my smokers rasp to shill advice and/or made up words like EVOEOEE!

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    Image of HenryLovesFonzie HenryLovesFonzie
    05/26/09

    In reply to America's Greatest Wish: Eat Chicken With The Pretty TV Lady
    Why so upset? Have you ever HAD a Cheeseburger Helper Pizza before? It's delcious.
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    Image of blix blix
    05/26/09

    @HenryLovesFonzie: In the land of BisQuik nothing is impossible. Cheeseburger pie!? It can't be done!
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    Image of enriquez the water bottle enriquez the water bottle
    05/26/09

    In reply to America's Greatest Wish: Eat Chicken With The Pretty TV Lady
    A world where Rachel Ray leads this poll, but Giada di Laurentiis doesn't even place is no world I want to live in.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    05/26/09

    @enriquez the water bottle: If we're talking just cooking, not looks, Lidia Bastianich blows all of them away.
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    Image of Arceus Arceus
    05/26/09

    In reply to America's Greatest Wish: Eat Chicken With The Pretty TV Lady
    I wouldn't want to share a vacation rental home with the Obamas or Oprah either. They'd just sit around all day haughtily complaining about how the accomodations are so beneath them.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    05/26/09

    @Arceus: Actually, the Obamas would be bad because Barack would be holed up in a bedroom working the entire time. Plus, the secret service will not make their share of alcohol runs.
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    Image of valet_of_the_dolls valet_of_the_dolls
    05/26/09

    @CaptainFantastic: And can you imagine cocktail hour, with Oprah bellowing, "Look under your seat! You get a bottle of Grey GOOOOOOOOOOSE!!"
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    05/26/09

    @valet_of_the_dolls: Then she'd promptly drink half of it in the next 45 minutes and repeatedly hug the Obama girls.
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    Image of Treeless Treeless
    05/26/09

    In reply to America's Greatest Wish: Eat Chicken With The Pretty TV Lady
    What this means is--my chances of planting Jon Stewart's ass in an Adirondack chair next to me this August are increasingly more likely. Win.
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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    05/26/09

    @Treeless: Exactly. I'll take those sloppy Colbert and Colicchio seconds, please.
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    Image of FormerEnglishMajor FormerEnglishMajor
    05/26/09

    @Treeless: I don't know what world we live in where Stewart & Colbert aren't venerated as deities with ritual sacrifice and worshipful hordes, and Angelina Jolie & Kelly Ripa avoided as demonic plague-carriers. Blowdryer wars vs. endless humor and entertainment... is that really even a choice?
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    Image of JuneCarter JuneCarter
    05/26/09

    In reply to America's Greatest Wish: Eat Chicken With The Pretty TV Lady
    Okay, even Kelly Ripa herself would crack up at the boobies Photoshop provided her in that photo. I don't know that I would want to vacation with her but I think she's funny and not obnoxious and from what I have heard, is a very nice person.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    05/26/09

    @JuneCarter: I mean, if that's what you're looking for you could vacation with my stepdad.
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    05/26/09

    In reply to America's Greatest Wish: Eat Chicken With The Pretty TV Lady
    Americans aspire only to befriend vapid, idolized television personalities while downing grease-laden comfort food


    This is completely true. I wish Sarah Michelle Gellar would make a grilled cheese for me right now.

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    Image of ClockOnTheStove ClockOnTheStove
    05/26/09

    @El Matardillo: I want a tatertot hotdish a la Pat Sajak.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    05/26/09

    In reply to America's Greatest Wish: Eat Chicken With The Pretty TV Lady
    THAT'S IT! I am moving.
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    05/26/09

    In reply to America's Greatest Wish: Eat Chicken With The Pretty TV Lady
    I want to smoke-- er, vacation with Bill Maher.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    05/26/09

    @eXXX: Have you forgotten Dave Chappelle?
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    05/26/09

    @CaptainFantastic: Well, not forgotten.. Is that who's staying at your celebrity vacation hangout?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    05/26/09

    @eXXX: Without a doubt. Dave, Ringo Starr, and the corpse of Ted Knight.
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    Image of dado dado
    05/26/09

    In reply to America's Greatest Wish: Eat Chicken With The Pretty TV Lady
    While drinking on vacation I would like to drink with Keifer Sutherland, Tara Reid, Inna Gartner, and lastly, Cliff Clavin.
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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    05/26/09

    In reply to America's Greatest Wish: Eat Chicken With The Pretty TV Lady
    Also, 67% of Americans would like to jam with John Mayer, as opposed to 18% with Jimi Hendrix and 15% with Eric Clapton.
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    Image of Mount_Prion Mount_Prion
    05/26/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: Exactly. And when sick, they feel safest with Dr. Phil.


    The Rachel Ray bit proves beyond a doubt that Americans don't know shit about any kind of art.

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    Image of TheHonJudgeSmails TheHonJudgeSmails
    05/26/09

    @Mount_Prion: C.U.C.A.R.A.C.H.A.: Hahaha I just had a mental vignette of saddling up to my pharmacist with a prescription for Penicillin from Dr. Phil.
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    05/26/09

    @TheHonJudgeSmails: 68% of Americans would rather be saved from a burning building by the cast of "Rescue Me," as opposed to a professional fire department (13%), or a pack of dalmations in fire hats (8%).
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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    05/26/09

    @Steverino Begins: Delightful.
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    Image of Mama Penguino Mama Penguino
    05/26/09

    @Steverino Begins: Or Pickles the Fire Cat.
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