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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/31/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Biden was the most inscrutable choice, ever, for VP. Instead of "change" Obama brought out an old hack, who had trouble with both truth telling, even during the campaign, and with inserting his foot into his mouth. Oh, to know what kind of negotiation that was, to get him on the ticket---except, perhaps to allay terrified old white guys who feared a woman and a (half)black man on the ticket would bring on the apocalypse. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    apparently I am in the minority, but I love Joe Biden! I think he's like the lovable Steve Urkel of the White House. He comes in, says stupid stuff, knocks shit over, and is like "Did I do that?" Oh Joe. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Joe Biden is everything thats wrong and fucked up with congress. This dope won his seat in the Senate when he was 29 and has never had another job until being VP. He has learned about as much about how the country works from his perch in DC as Palin learned about Russia from staring at it. He is walking proof we need term limits.

    And he doesn't drink. I don't trust people who don't drink, unless they've already been alcoholics. #joebiden
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Why is it that I feel compelled to defend Gawker's subject matter against the editors/writers at least once a day lately?

    Either this new crop of staff writers is utterly fucked, or the editorial direction has taken a nosedive, or both.

    Is there some negative correlation between the quality of stories and the quality of AJAX/CSS? #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: From where I'm standing, it would appear to be a positive correlation. It's a good day when I get tripped up by fewer than five unresponsive scripts, infinite waits for comments to load or what have you. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @romulus: The site gets prettier, and the content gets lamer. Just callin it as I see it. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: Oh yeah, I didn't mean to quibble. I agree that the site gets fancier all the time, but features seem to break often. I should have added before that it could well be my OS and browser causing headaches most readers don't experience. And in all fairness, I haven't been reading long enough to judge contemporary content against the past. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Not sure what point you're trying to make, Amrita... that you think Cheney's worldview makes some sense? That Cheney was initially popular, before everything he did brought his popularity rating to a low of 28%? I love it that Biden is willing to call a moron a moron. This is a ridiculous post. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Oh, and if you're trying to poke fun at Vice Prez Biden for weeping during the debate when he spoke about his first wife and baby daughter who died, well then, that's just messed up. #joebiden
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    10/31/09

    @Conchie Birdie: One might argue that it was the worst kind of political hackdom for him to bring them up expressly to show his "empathy" side and try to squeeze a tear out of his plastic-surgeryized eye slots. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    I'm absolutely NOT a supporter of ANYTHING Dick says... but, Good Lawwd, Biden, Bin Laden will always BE a part of the issue. I'm sorry, I guess if you had the prez saying this I could understand... but, uh, Joe? Nope.

    That being said, why are we posting crap from Fox News anyway - I thought we weren't supposed to take this stuff seriously?
    #joebiden
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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    08/28/09

    In reply to Obama An Ivory Tower Puppet?
    columbia and harvard are deeply conservative institutions. chicago, even more so.
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    08/28/09

    In reply to Obama An Ivory Tower Puppet?
    I miss the good ol' days, when rambunctious kids would've just changed the entry to "...community organizer in Chicago before eating his law degree...."
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    03/13/09

    In reply to The Web at 20: Not Quite Old Enough to Drink, Yet Drives Us to It
    What's with the Julia Allison fascination here? What makes her so interesting?


    I had honestly never heard of this person before reading posts about her on here.

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    Image of nirreskeya nirreskeya
    03/14/09

    @Marco Van Hylckama Vlieg: I wanted to say the same. Seven of the things on this list I've only ever heard of through Valleywag/Gawker.
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    03/14/09

    @Marco Van Hylckama Vlieg: Nothing makes Julia Allison interesting. I would be content never to hear about her again.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/13/09

    In reply to The Web at 20: Not Quite Old Enough to Drink, Yet Drives Us to It
    On the plus side:


    1) Porn

    2) Hyper-screeds

    3) No more !Pine and !Elm.

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    Image of Shamoononon:  I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    03/13/09

    @BadUncle:

    4) People no longer able to get laid in real life.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/13/09

    @Shamoononon is tired: That doesn't sound like it's on the plus side to me...
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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    03/13/09

    In reply to The Web at 20: Not Quite Old Enough to Drink, Yet Drives Us to It
    No Jeff Jarvis?
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    Image of Golly Gee Holly Golly Gee Holly
    03/13/09

    In reply to The Web at 20: Not Quite Old Enough to Drink, Yet Drives Us to It
    NEOPETS!
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    Image of blix blix
    03/13/09

    @Molly Holly: Oh noes! I haven't fed mine in 6yrs.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/13/09

    In reply to The Web at 20: Not Quite Old Enough to Drink, Yet Drives Us to It
    I assume that Gawker commenters are a breed apart from, rather than a subset of, the ilk comprising #19.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    03/13/09

    @Aaron Altman: Actually, I’m insulted we didn’t rate higher.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/13/09

    @iplaudius: 1 is "worstest." 19 is "worcestershire."
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    03/13/09

    @Aaron Altman: Exactly: in a list of "crimes committed," can anything be worse than our criminally searing wit?
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/13/09

    @iplaudius: Bagels with raisins in them? Fake fish singing about McDonald's sandwiches? The Atlanta Thrashers?
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    03/13/09

    @Aaron Altman: OK, fine, spoilsport, compel me to recognize the simple meaning of words.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    03/13/09

    @Aaron Altman: I have weird affections for the voice of the McDonald's fish on the wall.
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    Image of tetragami tetragami
    03/13/09

    In reply to The Web at 20: Not Quite Old Enough to Drink, Yet Drives Us to It
    Oh Christ, someday I will be explaining to kids that I am older than the internet.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    03/13/09

    @tetragami: Thank you for that reality check, I will now spend the entire weekend curled up in the fetal position sobbing softly to myself.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    03/13/09

    @tetragami: Ditto. And the worst part is, when they ask "well how did you _____?" I will have no answer. Because all I remember from life before the Internet is watching Clue on VHS and playing a computer game that required put 12 different floppy disks in my Commodore 64.
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    03/13/09

    @misslinda: Try drinking, that's what I'm doing this weekend.
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    03/13/09

    @DahlELama: I think I'll tell them about "using my imagination" and Mickey's Space Adventure, which required 6 floppy disks on my Tandy 1000. And the floppy disks were actually floppy! Not that they'll know what floppies are.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    03/13/09

    @tetragami: You know what we did before email and cellphones? We made plans to be at a particular place at a certain time, and we showed up!
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    03/13/09

    @tetragami: Oregon Trail and Carmen SanDiego.


    My tween neices called bullshit on me when I tried to explain to them what filmstrips were. I am not even gonna try this time.

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    Image of blix blix
    03/13/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner quit smoking. Don't Make Me Kill You.: Do not show or discuss Pong with them. Trust me.
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    Image of tetragami tetragami
    03/13/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner quit smoking. Don't Make Me Kill You.: Will you a) ford the river b)float across or c)ride the ferry?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    03/13/09

    @misslinda: Or we went bar hopping and ran into whoever we ran into. Serendipity!
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