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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    09/02/09

    In reply to The Sex and the City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed
    I think now that everything was basically patched up/resolved in the first movie (five hours later), they should just make a movie where Carrie runs errands, picks up her laundry, etc. There could be a 25 minute scene where she just makes eggs. Then in the last scene, Big dumps her for Samantha.
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    09/02/09

    @Steverino Begins: I like that plot line except I would prefer if Big TAKES a dump on Samantha.
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    09/02/09

    @Big Poppa: Maybe both?
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/02/09

    @Steverino Begins: Snuggle-chops, Carrie has not, does not, shall not ever boil an egg, as even venturing in the direction of the kitchen is below her station in life. (Note how in six seasons, we have not once snuck a peek of the kitchen in her single-gal apartment.)

    Furthermore, Big and Samantha are both outward cynics who affect black holes for hearts but are secret softies in desperate need of innocents to rub up against. No way are they drawn to each other--more like, they reject each other, like two negatively charged electrons.

    Yes, I teach a "SATC" grad course at Columbia. Do not mock.
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    09/02/09

    @Steverino Begins:

    I got a better idea: Samantha and Carrie recreate the scene from Two Girls One Cup for Mr. Big to recharge Carrie and Big's sex life.
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    09/02/09

    @snugbug: Wow, seriously? I want to audit that class. I've been sitting on a dissertation idea for a while that I think I would title: "Short, But Not Sweet: How Carrie Bradshaw's Annoyance Level In Any Given Episode Is Directly Tied to The Length of Her Hair"
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    Image of nystar2000 nystar2000
    09/02/09

    @snugbug: Actually we do see her kitchen, in the ep where she arrives home to find Aidan cooking for her and they screw on the floor. But it's true that she does not do the cooking herself. Ever.
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    Image of BabyJewn BabyJewn
    09/02/09

    @snugbug:
    What?? We TOTALLY saw her kitchen: that scene where she and the girls had Chinese Food; that scene when Alexander Petrovsky (sp) killed the mouse with the big frying pan after making dinner...
    And, no, I don't have a life.
    Thank you. That is all.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    09/02/09

    In reply to The Sex and the City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed
    I'm curious about this movie's box office prospects. This is the first SATC offering at a time of recession.

    The success of the TV show didn't come from the female-bonding per se as much as it came from selling the fantasy of an upscale, glamorous, metropolitan lifestyle to women across the country. How many women will feel inclined to pay to watch an account of the fabulous lives of wealthy, successful Manhattanites when many people today are terrified about whether they can barely hold onto their own socioeconomic status?
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    09/02/09

    @Wrapitup: All of them? People will still be lined up around the block on opening day.
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    Image of Wrapitup Wrapitup
    09/02/09

    @gladys_kravitz: Why so?
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    Image of gladys_kravitz gladys_kravitz
    09/02/09

    @Wrapitup: Because I think if we liked seeing the clothes and shoe porn before the economy went in the toilet we'll be even more inclined to want that fantasy now when real shopping isn't an option for so many people. Maybe you're right and there will actually be a backlash.
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    Image of richardmarxhatesmyhair richardmarxhatesmyhair
    09/02/09

    In reply to The Sex and the City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed
    I know the real plot, but DONT READ IF YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW:

    Samantha o.ds on Boniva when she finds out Smith marries Jennifer Aniston and they adopt every homeless puppy in Brazil.

    Miranda is angrier than ever and now that she's older, becomes a racist.

    Charlotte, broke from investing all her money with Madoff, retires to Boca where she spends all day playing bunco and tanning with her husband, Harry.

    Carrie breaks a hip and fails to make Naturalizer Shoes and nude stockings all the rage. Eats cat food and wears her matted fur in July. Has dreadlocks.

    AND SCENE!
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    09/02/09

    @richardmarxhatesmyhair: "Miranda is angrier than ever and now that she's older, becomes a racist." That made me LOL.
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    09/02/09

    @Steverino Begins: glad i could provide.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    09/02/09

    In reply to The Sex and the City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed
    Is it too much wishful thinking to hope that this movie features full-front Smith Jarrod shots and maybe some 3D glasses?
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    09/02/09

    In reply to The Sex and the City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed
    We'll find out that Samantha is really a mannequin who reunites with her true love, Andrew McCarthy, before deciding to return to Ancient Egypt.
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    Image of blix blix
    09/02/09

    @Lymed: If you throw in Meshach Taylor I'll see it.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    09/02/09

    @blix: Hollywood marries Stanford in Stanford's home town in Iowa so all the small town Iowan's can gawk at the New Yorkers.
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    Image of blix blix
    09/02/09

    @Lymed: Hello Oscar, are you listening?
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    Image of StonedAndDethroned StonedAndDethroned
    09/02/09

    In reply to The Sex and the City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed
    Other pictures online suggest a flashback to her moving to NYC. $20 says we finally get to meet Carrie's mother.
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    09/02/09

    @StonedAndDethroned: I'm sure Carrie's from good stock.
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    Image of dado dado
    09/02/09

    In reply to The Sex and the City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed
    I hope Sonia Braga returns. They need that plotline at this point.
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    Image of The One The One
    09/02/09

    In reply to The Sex and the City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed
    And then the NEXT sequel can double as a "Golden Girls" reunion!
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/02/09

    In reply to The Sex and the City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed
    No. No, no and no. Here's what actually happens to Carrie:

    The film opens with her getting a call from her agent, who informs her that her latest book, "Menhattan," was optioned by a Big Studio, and that they want actress Sarah Jessica Parker to play her in the movie. Carrie strongly objects to the idea as she thinks SJP was horrible in "Failure to Launch" and her personal style is "too kooky."

    SJP shows up on Carrie’s porch to plead her case. Carrie is charmed by SJP and agrees.

    They start shooting the movie, and Carrie runs into SJP’s real-life husband, Matthew Broderick on the set. Love smites them instantaneously and they embark on a torrid affair. The New York Post catches wind of it.

    Big is humiliated and divorces Carrie. SJP is also humiliated, and goes to Carrie’s house to confront her, bunny-boiling-style. Knife battle ensues. In the nick of time, both Big and Broderick show up and deftly defuse the situation.

    Sarah Jessica Parker then marries Big, and Carrie Bradshaw marries Matthew Broderick.
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    Image of Aatom Aatom
    09/02/09

    @snugbug: I think you just tore a hole in the time-space continuum.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    09/02/09

    @snugbug: I can't stop the bleeding in my brain!
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    Image of wundersmack wundersmack
    09/02/09

    @snugbug: Love this, except I think the ending really should be that Big and Broderick run off together.
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/02/09

    @wundersmack: Hm, but that would not be a happy ending (for Carrie, and that's all that matters, right?).

    Lemme turn this over to Charlie Kaufman for a re-write.
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    Image of BabyJewn BabyJewn
    09/03/09

    @snugbug:
    Which one has James Wilke and Marion and Tabitha--Carries or SJP? Who stays in the Charles St. brownstone and who moves to Brooklyn?
    I need to know!!
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    09/03/09

    @BabyJewn: Carrie and Matthew Broderick abscond to London, as they have become pariahs on the NYC social circuit. She gets a gig with the Telegraph, he hits the boards and exclusively does theater. They start frequenting Harry's Bar and Anabel's and exclusively hanging out with titled types. One night they have a threesome with Prince Harry = the zenith of their social climbery.

    SJP and Big retain full custody of the kids and move into a Park Avenue co-op.

    There, closure for you.
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    Image of Tattertotter Tattertotter
    09/02/09

    In reply to The Sex and the City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed
    I'm kinda thinking Big dies in the sequel--remember his heart episode in the series? Carrie will grieve in gorgeous black, dark gray, gun metal gray, ad nauseum, then suck it up and write a marvelous new column for Horse & Hounds.
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    Image of depardoo depardoo
    09/02/09

    In reply to The Sex and the City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed
    Winning filly in victory sash attempts to remove blinders.
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    Image of NigelAstydameia NigelAstydameia
    09/02/09

    In reply to The Sex and the City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed
    Call me crazy, but my guess is the plot involves expensive lunches, accessories and cocktails (and cocktail dresses!), some life decisions and crying, and eventually friendship triumphing over all! I admit it's just a hunch!!!
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    09/02/09

    @NigelAstydameia:

    a lot of us found the last movie to be incredibly insipid because the girls were so materialistic and self indulged. now that we're in the throes of a recession that whole shtick will come off even worse than before.
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    Image of Phyllis Nefler Phyllis Nefler
    09/02/09

    @Big Poppa: True, although I'm pre-emptively wincing at whatever their contrived attempt will be to work the recession into the plot.
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    Image of lacieca01 lacieca01
    09/02/09

    @Big Poppa: Since when did you grow a vagina?
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    09/02/09

    @Big Poppa: Maybe Mr. Big will actually lose his fortune and he and Carrie will be forced to move in with Miranda in Brooklyn. Samantha will have no clients because of the recession. Miranda's firm will be laying off partners and Charlotte will be working as a waitress at Bunny's country club.
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    09/02/09

    @Phyllis Nefler: You're right! I bet the plot line will be Mr. Big loses big on the market and Carrie has to reconcile herself to her former lifestyle.

    I just can't think of what story lines they could possibly pursue other than Carrie getting pregnant but they exhausted that with Charlotte already.
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    09/02/09

    @lacieca01: I'm like the character named Orlando from the book by Virginia Woolf by the same name: my sexuality vacillates back and forth now and forever.
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    09/02/09

    In reply to The Sex and the City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed
    They were filming a scene outside my townhouse at the corner of Sullivan and Houston just yesterday.

    The actresses who play Miranda and Charlotte were hailing a cab and got run over by Mac Truck and killed instantly. I hope that isn't a spoiler for anyone.
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    Image of TubOfTaft TubOfTaft
    09/02/09

    @Big Poppa: Sex and the City: Their Final Destination in 3-D.
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    Image of Brian Moylan Brian Moylan
    09/02/09

    @TubOfTaft: Oh, I would pay good money to see that.
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    09/02/09

    @TubOfTaft: One character always survives the Final Destination movies. Just as long as it isn't one of the four female leads I'm fine.
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    Image of SidAndFinancy SidAndFinancy
    09/02/09

    In reply to The Sex and the City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed
    She should save the shamrock jewelry for St. Paddock's Day.
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    Image of TableNein TableNein
    09/02/09

    @SidAndFinancy: March isn't that far away. She won't have to wait furlong.
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    09/02/09

    @SalomeSandwiches: Only a bit.
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    Image of happymisanthrope happymisanthrope
    04/29/09

    In reply to Swine Flu Can Stop a Spaceship, But Not Sex and the City
    They're making a Percy Jackson movie? Why? And for the love of Pete, Chris Colombus you have ruined too many perfectly good movies already.
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