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    Image of Novaload Novaload
    10/31/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Biden was the most inscrutable choice, ever, for VP. Instead of "change" Obama brought out an old hack, who had trouble with both truth telling, even during the campaign, and with inserting his foot into his mouth. Oh, to know what kind of negotiation that was, to get him on the ticket---except, perhaps to allay terrified old white guys who feared a woman and a (half)black man on the ticket would bring on the apocalypse. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    apparently I am in the minority, but I love Joe Biden! I think he's like the lovable Steve Urkel of the White House. He comes in, says stupid stuff, knocks shit over, and is like "Did I do that?" Oh Joe. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Joe Biden is everything thats wrong and fucked up with congress. This dope won his seat in the Senate when he was 29 and has never had another job until being VP. He has learned about as much about how the country works from his perch in DC as Palin learned about Russia from staring at it. He is walking proof we need term limits.

    And he doesn't drink. I don't trust people who don't drink, unless they've already been alcoholics. #joebiden
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    Image of Motoko Kusanagi Motoko Kusanagi
    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Why is it that I feel compelled to defend Gawker's subject matter against the editors/writers at least once a day lately?

    Either this new crop of staff writers is utterly fucked, or the editorial direction has taken a nosedive, or both.

    Is there some negative correlation between the quality of stories and the quality of AJAX/CSS? #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: From where I'm standing, it would appear to be a positive correlation. It's a good day when I get tripped up by fewer than five unresponsive scripts, infinite waits for comments to load or what have you. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @romulus: The site gets prettier, and the content gets lamer. Just callin it as I see it. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    @Motoko Kusanagi: Oh yeah, I didn't mean to quibble. I agree that the site gets fancier all the time, but features seem to break often. I should have added before that it could well be my OS and browser causing headaches most readers don't experience. And in all fairness, I haven't been reading long enough to judge contemporary content against the past. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Not sure what point you're trying to make, Amrita... that you think Cheney's worldview makes some sense? That Cheney was initially popular, before everything he did brought his popularity rating to a low of 28%? I love it that Biden is willing to call a moron a moron. This is a ridiculous post. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    Oh, and if you're trying to poke fun at Vice Prez Biden for weeping during the debate when he spoke about his first wife and baby daughter who died, well then, that's just messed up. #joebiden
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    10/31/09

    @Conchie Birdie: One might argue that it was the worst kind of political hackdom for him to bring them up expressly to show his "empathy" side and try to squeeze a tear out of his plastic-surgeryized eye slots. #joebiden
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Nobody Loves Weepy VP Joe
    I'm absolutely NOT a supporter of ANYTHING Dick says... but, Good Lawwd, Biden, Bin Laden will always BE a part of the issue. I'm sorry, I guess if you had the prez saying this I could understand... but, uh, Joe? Nope.

    That being said, why are we posting crap from Fox News anyway - I thought we weren't supposed to take this stuff seriously?
    #joebiden
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    09/02/09

    In reply to The Sex and the City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed
    I think now that everything was basically patched up/resolved in the first movie (five hours later), they should just make a movie where Carrie runs errands, picks up her laundry, etc. There could be a 25 minute scene where she just makes eggs. Then in the last scene, Big dumps her for Samantha.
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    09/02/09

    @Steverino Begins: I like that plot line except I would prefer if Big TAKES a dump on Samantha.
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    09/02/09

    @Big Poppa: Maybe both?
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    09/02/09

    @Steverino Begins: Snuggle-chops, Carrie has not, does not, shall not ever boil an egg, as even venturing in the direction of the kitchen is below her station in life. (Note how in six seasons, we have not once snuck a peek of the kitchen in her single-gal apartment.)

    Furthermore, Big and Samantha are both outward cynics who affect black holes for hearts but are secret softies in desperate need of innocents to rub up against. No way are they drawn to each other--more like, they reject each other, like two negatively charged electrons.

    Yes, I teach a "SATC" grad course at Columbia. Do not mock.
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    09/02/09

    @Steverino Begins:

    I got a better idea: Samantha and Carrie recreate the scene from Two Girls One Cup for Mr. Big to recharge Carrie and Big's sex life.
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    09/02/09

    @snugbug: Wow, seriously? I want to audit that class. I've been sitting on a dissertation idea for a while that I think I would title: "Short, But Not Sweet: How Carrie Bradshaw's Annoyance Level In Any Given Episode Is Directly Tied to The Length of Her Hair"
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    09/02/09

    @snugbug: Actually we do see her kitchen, in the ep where she arrives home to find Aidan cooking for her and they screw on the floor. But it's true that she does not do the cooking herself. Ever.
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    09/02/09

    @snugbug:
    What?? We TOTALLY saw her kitchen: that scene where she and the girls had Chinese Food; that scene when Alexander Petrovsky (sp) killed the mouse with the big frying pan after making dinner...
    And, no, I don't have a life.
    Thank you. That is all.
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    09/02/09

    In reply to The Sex and the City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed
    I'm curious about this movie's box office prospects. This is the first SATC offering at a time of recession.

    The success of the TV show didn't come from the female-bonding per se as much as it came from selling the fantasy of an upscale, glamorous, metropolitan lifestyle to women across the country. How many women will feel inclined to pay to watch an account of the fabulous lives of wealthy, successful Manhattanites when many people today are terrified about whether they can barely hold onto their own socioeconomic status?
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    09/02/09

    @Wrapitup: All of them? People will still be lined up around the block on opening day.
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    09/02/09

    @gladys_kravitz: Why so?
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    09/02/09

    @Wrapitup: Because I think if we liked seeing the clothes and shoe porn before the economy went in the toilet we'll be even more inclined to want that fantasy now when real shopping isn't an option for so many people. Maybe you're right and there will actually be a backlash.
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    09/02/09

    In reply to The Sex and the City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed
    I know the real plot, but DONT READ IF YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW:

    Samantha o.ds on Boniva when she finds out Smith marries Jennifer Aniston and they adopt every homeless puppy in Brazil.

    Miranda is angrier than ever and now that she's older, becomes a racist.

    Charlotte, broke from investing all her money with Madoff, retires to Boca where she spends all day playing bunco and tanning with her husband, Harry.

    Carrie breaks a hip and fails to make Naturalizer Shoes and nude stockings all the rage. Eats cat food and wears her matted fur in July. Has dreadlocks.

    AND SCENE!
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    Image of Steverino Begins Steverino Begins
    09/02/09

    @richardmarxhatesmyhair: "Miranda is angrier than ever and now that she's older, becomes a racist." That made me LOL.
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    09/02/09

    @Steverino Begins: glad i could provide.
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    09/02/09

    In reply to The Sex and the City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed
    Is it too much wishful thinking to hope that this movie features full-front Smith Jarrod shots and maybe some 3D glasses?
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    09/02/09

    In reply to The Sex and the City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed
    We'll find out that Samantha is really a mannequin who reunites with her true love, Andrew McCarthy, before deciding to return to Ancient Egypt.
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    09/02/09

    @Lymed: If you throw in Meshach Taylor I'll see it.
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    09/02/09

    @blix: Hollywood marries Stanford in Stanford's home town in Iowa so all the small town Iowan's can gawk at the New Yorkers.
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    09/02/09

    @Lymed: Hello Oscar, are you listening?
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    09/02/09

    In reply to The Sex and the City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed
    Other pictures online suggest a flashback to her moving to NYC. $20 says we finally get to meet Carrie's mother.
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    Image of The Lone Scout The Lone Scout
    09/02/09

    @StonedAndDethroned: I'm sure Carrie's from good stock.
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    09/02/09

    In reply to The Sex and the City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed
    I hope Sonia Braga returns. They need that plotline at this point.
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    09/02/09

    In reply to The Sex and the City Plot Guessing Game Makes Our Brain Bleed
    And then the NEXT sequel can double as a "Golden Girls" reunion!
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