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Banjo-Sea Kitten
11/14/08

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Brad has a vapidity or vapidness about him. If he hadn't made it big in Hollywood, he'd be Joe the Plumber, divorced twice and doin' the ladies at the dive bar on the outskirts of somewhere horrific.
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Spirit Fingers
11/14/08

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Why is Aniston still talking about this? It's been years. Her ex is remarried and has kids. Time to move on. It's so silly. Wait. Could it be because her career is in the toilet? (An appearance on 30 Rock does not mean you're at the top of your game, madam.) Her personal life is sad and depressing. And in the NBC promo last night it said, "One of your favorite friends returns." Meaning, yeah, Friends is the highlight of your career, while, um, your nemesis...Miss. Uncool, has your man, a brood of blonde, pouty-lipped babies, an Oscar, a thriving movie career.

I say it's all jealously, and Jen needs to own that, grow up, wish them well, and get over it, or at the very least stop talking about it in public. She's actually looking a bit infatuated, right now. And like she needs the publicity from this more than Angelina, because well, she's getting movie roles, and Jen is in love/like/lust/obsession with John Mayer. It's just not really the same thing.
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miss_msry
11/14/08

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Which are you?

Team dumb, team dumber or team dumbest?
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BxgrlJeri
11/14/08

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I think Manolos look like Wicked Witch of the West shoes and after spending way too much on my only pair, realized I needed to be taken out and shot for buying such hideous, painful things.

It's hilarious he doesn't know the show about airheads that caused American women so much pocketbook/toe pain. Now if American women would wake up and stop being fashion sheep, we'd all have more money and better arches. And ladies, stop with the muffin top jeans and thongs.
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forwardmotion
11/14/08

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No one feel sorry for Sam. She knowingly dated a straight girl. She had to know where this was headed.
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BookishLookish
11/14/08

@forwardmotion: What a mess. The Lure of the Firecrotch was too strong.
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jjbings
11/14/08

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that Manolo Blahnik thing is NOT true... because YEARS ago I read an interview where he was saying how he thought it was cute that Carrie Bradshaw wore Manolo's... Either the P6 writer is just wrong, or Manolo be lying. (P.S. I met him once, er rather, I sold a book to him once; I didn't know it was him, but then the name on his American Express said Manolo Blahnik; and being such a twit I was all, "are YOU Manolo Blahnik?".. ha. he was nice though; and I was young...)
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TerseNursePornstein
11/14/08

@jjbings: I'm pretty sure I remember him being displeased with the attendant mass recognition the show brought to his formerly high-end brand. It's probably a case of dissociative amnesia.
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lobstr
11/14/08

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from ALL my lesbian friends, every single one of them say there ain't nothin' more horrifying and hurtful than your wimmen lover turning back to the cock. Ronson would no doubt be devastated, the poor chap.
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Minsley Tortimer
11/14/08

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I'd love to see brad make a public statement of "jen, if I had know you were so psycho I NEVER would've gotten with you in the first place. yes, I dumped you for angelina like taking out the trash - and NOW, since you won't shut the fuck up about it, I'm gonna tell everyone EVERY SINGLE DETAIL because it'll ruin your image and reduce you to a quivering blob. then, I expect the same in return. yeah, bring it ON bitch, let's DO this thing"

I mean, seriously people, stop pussyfooting around. I want to see these three aim for the CROTCH, like adults. at least, that's MY bradgelina fantasy
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BookishLookish
11/14/08

@Minsley Tortimer: Yeah, snore. Now that Brad is a father he is trying to take the high road. Should've thought about that before you started shtupping ol' Lumpy Lips McGee while you were married to another woman, bub.
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morninggloria
11/14/08

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My favorite thing about Alan Cumming is that his name could be the caption underneath a very dirty picture.
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ObtuseIntolerant
11/14/08

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Gah I can't decide....is it stupider to know everything about the JoeJonas-TaylorSwift teen drama or still follow the Jolie-Pitt-Aniston stupidity after like FIVE YEARS?

Amazing it still sells magazines.
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flossy
11/14/08

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Gay Hero™ Lindsay Lohan is just doing her part to prove that same-sex relationships and potential marriages are every bit as petty and disfunctional as straight relationships. Hollywood Lesbians: They're just like us!
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City_Dater
11/14/08

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Poor John Meyer...he isn't even the Shields and Yarnell of his generation.
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scroll_lock
11/14/08

@City_Dater: Nor the Starland Vocal Band.
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City_Dater
11/14/08

@scroll_lock:

Did they have a variety show as well? Surely not...Though I bet they appeared on Shields and Yarnell, singing "Afternoon Delight."
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scroll_lock
11/14/08

@City_Dater: Yes, they did have a show, during the summer in 1977. I hate that I know this.
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City_Dater
11/14/08

@scroll_lock:

Wow. We should both totally be working for VH1. Our terrifying memories of ancient pop culture history are wasted elsewhere.
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scroll_lock
11/14/08

@City_Dater: I know, if someone would pay me for this useless old info I'd be swimming in billions. We can proof each other's resume and fill in any gaps pertaining to Brady Bunch guest stars, etc.
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BxgrlJeri
11/14/08

@scroll_lock: pre or post Hudson Brothers Summer Variety Hour?
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scroll_lock
11/14/08

@JLynRedux: The Hudson show was '74. How did you know I was all set to marry Brett Hudson?!

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Artie Fufkin
11/14/08

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I feel my vote for Obama has been vindicated. Thanks Alan.
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Iceland Spar
11/14/08

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After watching The Office last night, I started to get the feeling that Samantha and Lindsey are a little bit like Andy and Angela. And maybe Samantha should have a few too many Long Island Iceteas and drunk dial Lindsey to ask "What is wrong with you?"

Though, I'm scared to think of who might be Dwight in my analogy.
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forwardmotion
11/14/08

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I thought we agreed that we were going to ignore the Hollywood Hos and just talk about the Obamas. Please?
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