Message From Paris, to America: "You suck, you dumb, declasse morons. Also, stop ruining nightlife. Also, Jerry Lewis for President."
You had me at "you suck." Jerry Lewis for President....not so much. #michaellohan
OK, I've got to get on meds or something. When your fun list of "Secret Shames" includes Michael Lohan, you've definitely crossed a line... #michaellohan
Do you think Michael Lohan and Joe Jackson are in some sort of club that encourages this behavior? Do they get points? Are there rewards? When they're done being the worst fathers in the history of life, are there 72 virgins at the end? Please--I really need something to explain their continued actions and existence. #michaellohan
"Thou shalt not fornicate." Prejean is safe as the TMZ article truly clarifies that the home-made porn is a solo act. Who knew she had such talent? #rihanna
Being a cop isn't nearly as dangerous as you spew on about BlackXacto. In fact cops are far more likely to kill an innocent person than to die in the line of "duty."
They don't work for me, and I have never had a cop do anything to protect me. EVER. I have had to help two officers take down a suspect who they couldn't control. It was very easy, and the officers were more of a hinderance than a help. You are probably a member of the thin blue line, and I do hope your job is more dangerous than most.
@ErcoleCanus: Speaking of snotty and self-entitled and reeking of douchery... you haven't had a cop DO anything to protect you EVER, because you're too stupid to realize that by walking the streets in uniform, they have done a lot to protect you.
As for your assistance to police officers - thanks. Now get out of the way, and stay there.
I was always turned off by not only the show's concept but the fact that he stands up there with his little cup & straw holding court over a bunch of twenty-somethings. Just.so.silly.
Wow, find myself torn between the cops' monetary gain and the groundswell of disgust the pictures have created for a creep who still doesn't understand what all the fuss is about.
"steady job and comfy retirement"
Tate, you're a f____g idiot. These guy's put their life on the line every hour they are on the job for idiots like you. You pea-brained dimwit.
@BlackXacto: They lost all sense of duty, honor, and respect by selling that picture. Its not like there's a higher moral motivation for leaking it, its purely for monetary gain. I doubt someone willing to sell out their operating principles so quickly is putting their life on the line, or that they're doing their job all that well.
@BlackXacto: I'm on your side; I sleep next to the finest of NYPD's Finest every night. And the tone of Tate's post is snotty and self-entitled and reeking of douchery.
That said - cops should not be selling pics of victims, whether the victim is Rihanna or Ma Kettle. Doing so dishonors the badge.
Paying for news? G_d, Levin truly is a maggot. Can we please stop referring him as a "journalist"? He's a lawyer. As he loudly proclaims himself in his production company's logo--"I'm a lawyer!" EVIL.
@snugbug: Everyone pays for "news," though. I think that, if anything, the real issue is more about the kinds of things Levin pays for and the means by which he acquires them than it is the fact that he engages in that practice in the first place.
Well, that's just awful. You can just imagine that the two women had probably gained Rihanna's trust, or at least were supposed to be a source of comfort in those most humiliating moments.
@Spirit Fingers: Is it possible they justified it by thinking they were humiliating Chris Brown, not Rihanna? After all, he caused those bruises, not her.
That said, cops should follow the law as much as possible. If these two were truly trying to make a point, money should not have changed hands and the photos should have been leaked to someone other than TMZ.
SO, SO pissed about Watkins's firing. She turned a character I would normally hate (the Bitch Pleeze blogger) into someone who made me crack up for reasons I could not explain every damn time. Plus, Hoda freakin' Kotb! WTF! Ugh, I hope she gets her own show and then some.
@DahlELama: I couldn't agree more. Jessica Rabbit? Barbie on her 50th birthday trying to mix a cocktail with arms that won't bend? Third time's the charm and in the footprints of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler she land well.
@PaisleyPajamas: I'm an idiot. I got Kristin Wiig and Watkin's confused--I maintain my sentiment that the women leaving SNL seem to do better, more high-profiled work after leaving the show, though.
It took seeing EXTRACT this weekend for this eureka.
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They don't work for me, and I have never had a cop do anything to protect me. EVER. I have had to help two officers take down a suspect who they couldn't control. It was very easy, and the officers were more of a hinderance than a help. You are probably a member of the thin blue line, and I do hope your job is more dangerous than most.
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As for your assistance to police officers - thanks. Now get out of the way, and stay there.
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Tate, you're a f____g idiot. These guy's put their life on the line every hour they are on the job for idiots like you. You pea-brained dimwit.
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That said - cops should not be selling pics of victims, whether the victim is Rihanna or Ma Kettle. Doing so dishonors the badge.
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That said, cops should follow the law as much as possible. If these two were truly trying to make a point, money should not have changed hands and the photos should have been leaked to someone other than TMZ.
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It took seeing EXTRACT this weekend for this eureka.