YouTube star discovers what the Internet is actually for: Chris Crocker releases his first porn clip. (NSFW)
A Discussion with Chris Crocker

Me @ the Zoo, a documentary about Chris Crocker's rise to Internet fame, his "Leave Britney alone!" peak and its aftermath, premieres Monday, June 25 at 9 pm ET on HBO. Chris is joining us for a discussion right now. Below, let's chat with him about his inextricably bound life and career and let's not be dicks.
We're Hosting a Discussion With Chris Crocker Tomorrow
Me @ the Zoo, Chris Moukarbel and Valerie Veatch's fascinating, Kickstarter-funded documentary about Internet superstar Chris Crocker, will premiere Monday, June 25 on HBO. We're getting him first, though, for a live discussion that will happen tomorrow (Tuesday, June 19) at 2 pm ET.
Rebecca Black Disproves America's Got Talent's Thesis
Teen nightmare Rebecca Black went on two-bit variety show America's Got Talent last night and performed a little medley for us. She sang part of her new song, and part of "Friday," the song that made her famous.
And Now, a Video of Kids Watching Viral Videos
The Fine Brothers, our favorite spoiler-heavy video makers, are back with something new—and different! Watch as a bunch of kids are subjected to several famous viral videos—from Chris Crocker to the Trololo Song—to get their hilariously innocent reactions.
Did YouTube Kill the Webcam Star?
Long before Justin Bieber was famous for his album and looking like a lesbian, he was just a little 12-year-old Canadian boy uploading videos on YouTube. But unlike the millions of others who do the same, Bieber got lucky.
Obama An Ivory Tower Puppet?
Too bad wikipedia's enacting a new oversight committee, because now we won't get to read blatant political bias on our president's page. This "puppet" remark may well very be our last partisan slant. Democracy is dying.
The Web at 20: Not Quite Old Enough to Drink, Yet Drives Us to It
Dear important scientist Tim Berners-Lee: Thank you for inventing the World Wide Web 20 years ago. It's really great and stuff! But were you aware of the crimes committed in your name?
YouTube Endorsement Puts Obama Campaign In Jeopardy
I write you, my friends, at a grave time in this country's history. Apparently people think they can just record any old YouTube endorsement of Barack Obama without the possibility of it backfiring and costing the Democrats the presidency. Ben Affleck endorsed John McCain for the greater good of the Democratic Party…
Chris Crocker Quits YouTube!
This whole thing is almost too hideous and useless to report, but, again, there is no news. To use a Choire-ism, news dried up and blew away about a month ago. So in these sere times, I am forced to mention that Chris Crocker&mdashsobbing Britney Spears apologist and, like, half a tranny-has up and done quit the…
"The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"
[Pretty pretty princess and Britney Spears apologist Chris Crocker in Lost Angeles yesterday. There are even worse pictures of this particular event than this one, if you can believe it. Image via WENN]
You! Can Be Chris Crocker's Boyfriend
Hey! (Hey!) You! (You!) Chris Crocker wants a boyfriend! Background: He's still only famous for being the one Britney fan more disturbed/ing than Britney herself. Extra background: He is a he. The 19-year-old Crocker still lives with his grandparents somewhere in the South (hometown and real name undisclosed). But if…
Chris Crocker Is Back! And Disappointing.
The effeminate young man who requested that the country lay off of Britney a bit has posted a video, the first one he's put on YouTube since his tearful plea of September 7. (He did post some others but immediately removed them, but this one's stayed up for a full day now.) In the video, Chris Crocker (still not his…
Cheer Up
Yesterday was difficult. It's always confusing and painful when our heroes fall. I know I want to start today with a little benediction, a hope that the machine will soldier on. To that end here is the latest from crazed uber Britney fan Chris Crocker. It will rejuvenate and elate you. Or make you get up and go…
Perez Hilton Suddenly Dignified
[World famous Britney Spears fan and video self-portraitist Chris Crocker at LAX this past weekend; image via Bauer-Griffin]
Charlie Brown Grows Up And Gets New Sweater, Sex Change
["Celebrity" YouTuber and Brtiney Spears fan Chris Crocker leaving a West Hollywood, CA restaurant, Jan 3; image via WENN]