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"The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"
[Pretty pretty princess and Britney Spears apologist Chris Crocker in Lost Angeles yesterday. There are even worse pictures of this particular event than this one, if you can believe it. Image via WENN]
Chris Crocker Got 800 Thousand Views For Blinking Twice
Ready the rage of the creative underclass: Chris Crocker says about this five-second clip, "The point of this video is to show that all I have to do is blink to get the video views I do." So far it got 806,112 views.
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Ready the rage of the creative underclass: Chris Crocker says about this five-second clip, "The point of this video is to show that all I have to do is blink to get the video views I do." So far it got 806,112 views.
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Chris Crocker to Homophobosphere: "F--k You!"
This month's Advocate magazine contains an article about the "Homophobosphere", a term they've coined for gay bashing on comment enabled sites like YouTube. And would you believe it: sad, peroxide-stained pixie and Britney Spears apologist Chris Crocker has somethin' to say about it! Specifically, "Fuck you." While getting lost on his way to a garbled paper bag metaphor, he manages to splurt out a few expletives toward all those queer hating commenters. Oh, and The Media! The Media that latched so firmly onto his infamous Britney defense video, but, he insists, will NOT cover this video. Because of the homophobery. (Well, here you go, Chris.) This is all expounded in his typical shrieky fashion, prompting YouTube commenter marwil2629 to quaintly suggest: "stick a dick in your mouth so we dont have to hear you anymore." Oh dear. I think we'll let this little self-generating love/hate fest play out on its own and go read Queerty or something. No homophobosphere there!
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You! Can Be Chris Crocker's Boyfriend
Hey! (Hey!) You! (You!) Chris Crocker wants a boyfriend! Background: He's still only famous for being the one Britney fan more disturbed/ing than Britney herself. Extra background: He is a he. The 19-year-old Crocker still lives with his grandparents somewhere in the South (hometown and real name undisclosed). But if you figure the kid's rumored upcoming reality show will turn him into a star, see his video casting call below. " I want a guy who is off his rocker for Crocker," he says, "who wants to fight for me tooth and nail!" Suitors can leave video responses on YouTube to apply. More »
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Chris Crocker Is Back! And Disappointing.
The effeminate young man who requested that the country lay off of Britney a bit has posted a video, the first one he's put on YouTube since his tearful plea of September 7. (He did post some others but immediately removed them, but this one's stayed up for a full day now.) In the video, Chris Crocker (still not his real name!) announces his return, shows us how scared he is, doesn't mention the reality show he supposedly landed two weeks after his rant, and sounds just like the passport-losing party-going indie filmmaker Arin Cromley. Also, fingerquotes! Which is why you should totally click through and watch. More »
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Cheer Up
Yesterday was difficult. It's always confusing and painful when our heroes fall. I know I want to start today with a little benediction, a hope that the machine will soldier on. To that end here is the latest from crazed uber Britney fan Chris Crocker. It will rejuvenate and elate you. Or make you get up and go outside. Either way, enjoy. [Oh, maybe NSFW? Depends on your employer's "gyrating" policy.] More »
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Perez Hilton Suddenly Dignified
[World famous Britney Spears fan and video self-portraitist Chris Crocker at LAX this past weekend; image via Bauer-Griffin] More »
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Chris Crocker: Free At Last!
Window-dresser and celebrity-potter lover Simon Doonan interviews Chris "Leave Britney Alone" Crocker, and the insanity!
If you could bring a celeb back from the dead, who would it be, and why?Oohhhhkay! Gotta love these kids today! They're so free and stuff.I would bring back John Holmes so that he could fuck me. That dick was too pretty.
Chris Crocker's Crystal Ball: Year's Most Prominent 'CeWebrity' Prognosticates for You [NYO]
