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    Image of thatgirlinnewyork thatgirlinnewyork
    08/10/09

    In reply to Jeremy Piven Attacks Chris Kattan for Making a Mercury Poisoning Joke
    i'm kind of doubting that kattan is capable of making anything that resembles a joke, unless one is referring to his "career".
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    08/10/09

    In reply to Jeremy Piven Attacks Chris Kattan for Making a Mercury Poisoning Joke
    Dear Cajun, please forgive me for this little correction, but far too many people get it wrong:
    "Kyra Sedgwick says that being ripped off by Bernie Madoff has forced HER and Kevin Bacon to embrace the 'simpler things' in life."
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    Image of snugbug snugbug
    08/10/09

    @T.S._delegate: Picky, picky, picky. Just praise the Lord Gawker is not in German, the accusative case is a proper NIGHTMARE in that language, even for native speakers.
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    Image of Hydroceph Hydroceph
    08/10/09

    In reply to Jeremy Piven Attacks Chris Kattan for Making a Mercury Poisoning Joke
    Piven attacked Kattan over a sushi joke? Hope he never reads Gawker (particularly the archives during the whole Speed the Plow imbroglio. He should've attacked Kattan for being painfully unfunny.
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    08/10/09

    @Hydroceph: Piven shouldda filed a police report against Kattan for aggravated lameness in the first degree. < The ever-classier option of keeping his mouth shut. The InterNerd taught me that nothing angers your enemies more efficiently, to the point where they might self-combust from frustration, than ignoring them.
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    Image of Spirit Fingers Spirit Fingers
    08/10/09

    In reply to Jeremy Piven Attacks Chris Kattan for Making a Mercury Poisoning Joke
    Based on singing talent I wasn't sure they could get much worse than Paula Abdul, but...and I'm not admitting to actually purchasing their music or enjoying the Spice Girls by any extreme of the imagination, despite the fact that their first song, that "zinga-zinga-zow" impale-your-ears-with-a-blow-gun song bored it's way into your head with supernatural force, never did I see Posh utter a single song note, soooo, I'm not getting why or how she's a fit judge.
    If the show were about putting together a group of girls with sub-par talent and stupid, kitschy monikers based on supposed personality and marketed purely on the guile of global simpletonism, than yah, that I get.
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    Image of lobstr lobstr
    08/10/09

    In reply to Jeremy Piven Attacks Chris Kattan for Making a Mercury Poisoning Joke
    I can't wait for Whitney's new album .. partially because she's a trainwreck and partially because she can fucking sing. Btw, Mariah, Whitney > you :p
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    Image of MissPeacock MissPeacock
    08/10/09

    In reply to Jeremy Piven Attacks Chris Kattan for Making a Mercury Poisoning Joke
    Jeremy Piven showed up on Big Brother (shut up, yes I watched it) last night. He came in the house for a few minutes to show a preview of that horrible new movie he has coming out about selling cars.
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    Image of Scarion Scarion
    08/10/09

    @MissPeacock: (sheepishly admitting to watching it too)... Did you notice how many times he touched his nose in his :45 plug (ahem)? I lost count at four. Need a little "pick me up" before stepping into the house, Piven?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    08/10/09

    @Scarion @ MissPeacock: Did he pass out in the house? This is getting very Robert Downey Jr.
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    Edited by CaptainFantastic at 08/10/09 10:15 AM CaptainFantastic was starred CaptainFantastic was unstarred
    Image of Scarion Scarion
    08/10/09

    @CaptainFantastic: No. But you could tell he sort of wanted to... (and do more blow).
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    Image of rcdl rcdl
    08/10/09

    In reply to Jeremy Piven Attacks Chris Kattan for Making a Mercury Poisoning Joke
    Beckham wooden? Color me surprised.
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    Image of anyonecanwhistle anyonecanwhistle
    08/10/09

    @rcdl: but "too nice"?
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    08/10/09

    @anyonecanwhistle: "Too nice" for American Idol is pretty shocking, given that I don't think I've ever seen that aging lollipop crack a smile, not once.
    Maybe it should have read "too obviously-fake nice"?
    But then again, if she has no critical faculties outside of the wardrobe department, and that may well be the case, she's utterly useless to Idol. She would attract novelty viewers, but create no substantial following.
    Now if only she'd take that useless lump of a husband of hers back to England so he can rest on his laurels in front of adoring fans. He sure raised the profile of pro soccer in America, didn't he?
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    08/10/09

    In reply to Jeremy Piven Attacks Chris Kattan for Making a Mercury Poisoning Joke
    Michael Jackson's exact burial location will be all over the web and on his Wiki page in how many hours ? Over-under is 24.
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    Image of lionboy lionboy
    08/10/09

    In reply to Jeremy Piven Attacks Chris Kattan for Making a Mercury Poisoning Joke
    Is Long Island City some sort of Quaker community that doesn't have movies?
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    Image of En0s1 En0s1
    08/10/09

    @lionboy: Yes. It is.
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    Image of lionboy lionboy
    08/10/09

    @En0s0ne... even that damned dog gets a Gold Star: I love Quaker bars.
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    Image of anonymousryan anonymousryan
    08/10/09

    In reply to Jeremy Piven Attacks Chris Kattan for Making a Mercury Poisoning Joke
    Sedgwick takes home $275,000 per episode of "The Closer". It sucks she got ripped off by Bernie Madoff, but I find it hard to feel sympathetic for her having to embrace the "simpler things". Elie Wiesel on the other hand...

    Plus, isn't Sedgwick's voice just fucking annoying?
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    Image of GinaRomantica GinaRomantica
    08/10/09

    @anonymousryan: Is Sedgewick asking for sympathy? It doesn't sound like it. Anyway, she and Kevin Bacon have a teenage son who went to the camp I worked at. The parents would take him to camp and wait through all the check-in lines including lice check, like any other parent. Lots of the rich kids were dropped off by chauffeurs. Bacon and Sedgewick seemed like perfectly nice people to me.
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    Image of irishflyesq irishflyesq
    08/10/09

    @anonymousryan: I agree. That accent she puts on for that show is like nails on a chalkboard. Plus she looks like a fish. Although she does seem nice, I'll give her that.
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    Image of anonymousryan anonymousryan
    08/10/09

    @GinaRomantica: They may be perfectly nice people, but it's a bit disingenuous to claim that you're relegated to the "simple things" when you're making well over a million dollars a year.
    In all likelihood she was just being humble in a quote she gave to a stupid online column, but I got turn up the snark if I'm ever gonna get that star!
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    Image of Mackintosh-Toffee Mackintosh-Toffee
    06/30/09

    In reply to The Triumphant Return of Tionna Smalls
    The world *is* aligned correctly. Tionna, reality show, Julia Allison, DENIED.


    Also, Richard, i hope you have good things coming to you too!

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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    06/30/09

    In reply to The Triumphant Return of Tionna Smalls
    I'm so happy for Tionna! I could see her doing great on TV and those bazongas are going to be deadly in high def.


    Also, isn't funny how the people who complain about how much they don't like Tionna are some of the lamest commenters in Gawkerville? Huh. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    06/30/09

    In reply to The Triumphant Return of Tionna Smalls
    So really there is no necessity to have talent to get your own show on Vh1? I mean I was aware of this before this post, but Tiona Smalls really?
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    Image of slowtraincoming slowtraincoming
    06/30/09

    In reply to The Triumphant Return of Tionna Smalls
    I'll never understand the love for Amy Adams. A great actress? She consistently plays a squeaky-voiced, doe-eyed idiot with a heart of gold. They just change her outfits. That's not a good actress, that's a good costume designer.
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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    06/30/09

    In reply to The Triumphant Return of Tionna Smalls
    So, let me get this straight. Darren Aronofsky is following up "The Wrestler" with "The Boxer"? Is this part of a weird he-man trilogy?
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    06/30/09

    @DeltaGuy: Sorry, apparently "The Fighter" rather than "The Boxer". Either way, with Christian Bale, I shall consider it "The Unappealing".
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