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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    08/29/09

    In reply to Joe Francis, Brody Jenner, And A Playmate Get Into A Fight. Karma Wins.
    Does nobody care about the Floppy Woo? You people are philistines.
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    Image of boozeshaman boozeshaman
    08/29/09

    In reply to Joe Francis, Brody Jenner, And A Playmate Get Into A Fight. Karma Wins.
    The person who wrote all of this was incredibly baked.
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment boozeshaman was starred boozeshaman was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    08/29/09

    @boozeshaman: Or just woke up.
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    Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot
    08/29/09

    In reply to Joe Francis, Brody Jenner, And A Playmate Get Into A Fight. Karma Wins.
    This early Oasis promo says it all.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    08/29/09

    In reply to Joe Francis, Brody Jenner, And A Playmate Get Into A Fight. Karma Wins.
    First- I would like to see Brody Jenner and Joe Francis get their clockes cleaned by either one of the Gallagher Brothers. Do they still produce "Celebrity Deathmatch" anymore?
    Second- I hope that Chris Martin takes his own advice and tells his wife to shut the hell up because she has alternated between the whole "Oh I am so blessed" and "Oh, woe is me I am so arty and famous" routine for years now.
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    Edited by TheUptightMidwesterner at 08/29/09 12:03 PM TheUptightMidwesterner was starred TheUptightMidwesterner was unstarred
    Image of Muscato Muscato
    08/29/09

    In reply to Joe Francis, Brody Jenner, And A Playmate Get Into A Fight. Karma Wins.
    I was initially startled and thrilled by these Kristen Stewart tidbits, until I realized that Kristen Stewart is not, in fact, the actress who looked like a cross between Kirstie Alley and Fergie who was on Third Rock. Whatever happened to her?

    In other news: I need to catch up, apparently.
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    Joy_Rebar promoted this comment Muscato was starred Muscato was unstarred
    Image of Joy_Rebar Joy_Rebar
    08/29/09

    @Muscato: Kristin Johnston. Soon to be appearing as Patsy in the American AbFab. There you go!
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    Image of secretagentman secretagentman
    08/29/09

    @Joy_Rebar: Won't be appearing as Patsy in AbFab, as it wasn't picked up, thank Christ. She will be appearing on Ugly Betty next season, in an eps or two. Also, she should fire her agents as she is super talented.
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    Image of htotheomo htotheomo
    07/26/09

    In reply to Colonel Kate Major's War For Jon Gosselin's Soul
    Kate/Fucked?
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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    07/25/09

    In reply to Colonel Kate Major's War For Jon Gosselin's Soul
    Seriously, I need to know which one of the executive producers of 30 Rock Katrina Bowden is fucking.

    She's receiving star billing on an multiple-emmy winning sitcom for delivering one line, and only one line, per episode using the exact same faux-condescending tone each time. She can't be working more than, like, one day per week, and she doesn't even need to memorize or read the script, as her lines are normally non sequiturs that are entirely out of any context she would need to understand.

    Maybe her job is a result of the stimulus package?
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    Image of Moff Moff
    07/25/09

    @DeltaGuy: Never in all my years did I imagine I'd hear anyone complaining about Katrina Bowden. She's like the Krabby Patty, Squidward: an absolute good.
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    Image of DeltaGuy DeltaGuy
    07/25/09

    @Moff: Am I complaining? No.

    Is my snarking motivated due to my extreme envy of both her job and the fact that she got to fuck Chace Crawford (or at least give him a blowjob as he tried to prove to himself that the thing he and Ed did last weekend didn't truly mean anything)? That, my dear sir, is an absolute yes.
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    Image of Moff Moff
    07/26/09

    @DeltaGuy: Well, that's fair.

    So, so angry at Chace Crawford now, though.
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    Moff was starred Moff was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    07/25/09

    In reply to Colonel Kate Major's War For Jon Gosselin's Soul
    "America's Next AAA Role Model," where "AAA" stands for "Adjacently Asian A-hole."

    Margaret Cho, bless her little heart, called this Jon person just that on televizzle this week. In other words, I'm innocent. But I'm also guilty of believing that Maggie has always been hilarious beyond words, and that America has a greater need of HER own reality TV show.
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    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/25/09

    @snugbug: Again, I'm meh on bringing his ethnicity into it, and also, it just doesn't roll of the tongue like it should, you know? 3/10.
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    Image of RoyJagabat RoyJagabat
    07/25/09

    In reply to Colonel Kate Major's War For Jon Gosselin's Soul
    NYC Drek"
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment RoyJagabat was starred RoyJagabat was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/25/09

    @RoyJagabat: YES. Doesn't quite get to the root of the show, but certainly gets the job done. 7/10.
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    Image of labyrinthine IS DOING THIS labyrinthine IS DOING THIS
    07/25/09

    In reply to Colonel Kate Major's War For Jon Gosselin's Soul
    Jon and Ed Hardy Sitting in a Tree Minus Kate Plus Some Stupid Twenty-somethings
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment labyrinthine IS DOING THIS was starred labyrinthine IS DOING THIS was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/25/09

    @labyrinthine IS DOING THIS: Doesn't roll off the tongue, but fairly accurate. 6/10.
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    Image of Maya Twocents Maya Twocents
    07/25/09

    In reply to Colonel Kate Major's War For Jon Gosselin's Soul
    Prison Break: Jon Gosselin Edition
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment Maya Twocents was starred Maya Twocents was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/25/09

    @Maya Twocents: Nice, but requires unfortunate licensing from Fox they might not be able to get. 6.5/10.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of aLostLady aLostLady
    07/25/09

    In reply to Colonel Kate Major's War For Jon Gosselin's Soul
    Punk'd!: Jon Edition

    -or-

    How Jon Got His Deplorable, Falsely-Achieved, Over-Played Groove Back
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment aLostLady was starred aLostLady was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/25/09

    @aLostLady: Ooh. The first one (3/10) doesn't really do it for me like "Prison Break: Jon Gosselin Edition" does, but the former absolutely does. Also, fun to say very fast. 8/10.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of aLostLady aLostLady
    07/25/09

    @Foster Kamer: So what are we playing for, here? I need some stakes. Pink slips? Street cred? Stars, perhaps?
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment aLostLady was starred aLostLady was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/25/09

    @aLostLady: I think I'm going to award a star to whoever gets the best one. And right now, you're in the lead.
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    Foster Kamer was starred Foster Kamer was unstarred
    Image of snugbug snugbug
    07/25/09

    @Foster Kamer: Hey, I adore the adorable aLostLady and I think she should be a star NOW and in perpetuity. But I oughtta say, Foster, mapping your scores for this imaginary reality TV show I picked up on a pretty non-American sense of sarcasm. American sarcasm is always a-historical, souffle-lite and a tick goofy, just like a fresh-out-the-oven cheese puff. More like a cordial zing! than a deviously sarcastic zap! (See: British humor.)

    I also detect a German tendency in you to favor composite constructions.. =)
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    Edited by snugbug at 07/25/09 4:09 PM snugbug was starred snugbug was unstarred
    Image of lacieca01 lacieca01
    07/25/09

    In reply to Colonel Kate Major's War For Jon Gosselin's Soul
    Probably "paparazzo." The trend in Italian nowadays is mostly for titles of professions to use only one form for both male and female practicioners. Plus, good on you for knowing the singular form!
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    Image of GretchenWieners (is praying she passes the bar) GretchenWieners (is praying she passes the bar)
    07/25/09

    In reply to Colonel Kate Major's War For Jon Gosselin's Soul
    Jon Gosselin's talent for turning a once sympathetic world against him is rivaled only by the Bush administration.....
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    peperony and chease promoted this comment GretchenWieners (is praying she passes the bar) was starred GretchenWieners (is praying she passes the bar) was unstarred
    Image of EdithHeadsChignon EdithHeadsChignon
    07/25/09

    In reply to Colonel Kate Major's War For Jon Gosselin's Soul
    Jon Minus Nine
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    Image of ampersandparade ampersandparade
    07/25/09

    @EdithHeadsChignon: Jon Is Inclined To Whine
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    Foster Kamer promoted this comment ampersandparade was starred ampersandparade was unstarred
    Image of Foster Kamer Foster Kamer
    07/25/09

    @ampersandparade: Cute! Not stellar, but still enjoyable. 6/10.
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