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    Scratch 'N' Sniff The Sexiest Men Alive
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    11/20/08

    In reply to Scratch 'N' Sniff The Sexiest Men Alive
    I get it Richard. Chase is beautiful, young, a bit androgynous and now he must be punished for it.
    Overly harsh, dude.
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    Image of phlox✔ phlox✔
    11/20/08

    @phlox: Lighten-up and think of the beachy smell of Chris Meloni.
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    Image of BookishLatkeish BookishLatkeish
    11/20/08

    In reply to Scratch 'N' Sniff The Sexiest Men Alive
    I want Eric Bana and I want his eau de nape and I want it now!
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    Image of Helman Helman
    11/20/08

    In reply to Scratch 'N' Sniff The Sexiest Men Alive
    WAIT!!! Where is John Hamm and why did he not win this award? Surely he smells like pine needles with a pinch of sweat.
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    11/20/08

    @Helman: I was thinking leather. Corinthian leather with a twist of gin.
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    Image of Helman Helman
    11/20/08

    @hamburgerhotdog: I can work with leather.
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    Image of VoxPopuli VoxPopuli
    11/21/08

    @Helman: Ever since that wretched Jon Hamm's john ham skit on SNL, I'm not envisioning good smells from him.
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    Image of ObtuseIntolerant ObtuseIntolerant
    11/20/08

    In reply to Scratch 'N' Sniff The Sexiest Men Alive
    I was excited about getting this before this befuddling development, but it ain't gonna deter me!
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    Image of GirlyWhirl GirlyWhirl
    11/20/08

    In reply to Scratch 'N' Sniff The Sexiest Men Alive
    I just hope the "Governor's Call Girl" story isn't scratch-n-sniff.
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    Image of City_Dater City_Dater
    11/20/08

    In reply to Scratch 'N' Sniff The Sexiest Men Alive
    Hugh Jackman smells so wonderful it is not to be believed. He is a giant pheremone. An elevator ride with that man can reduce otherwise fairly rational adults to drooling, handsy morons.


    And I hereby apologize, Mr. Jackman, for throwing myself against you and burying my nose in your chest. And for slapping that assistant who pulled me off you.

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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    11/21/08

    @City_Dater: I was just pretending to be his assistant so I could get closer to him myself, so I had it coming.
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    Image of es-ki-mo es-ki-mo
    11/20/08

    In reply to Scratch 'N' Sniff The Sexiest Men Alive
    Thank god they're not doing this for their Sexiest Man Dead! issue.
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    11/20/08

    In reply to Scratch 'N' Sniff The Sexiest Men Alive
    What does Tracy Morgan smell like?
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    Image of kjack kjack
    11/20/08

    @hamburgerhotdog: the strawberry scented lotion strippers favor and Donaghy Estates sparkling white wine.
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    Image of Richard Lawson Richard Lawson
    11/20/08

    @hamburgerhotdog: Wolf's bane and matzoh balls.
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    11/20/08

    @Richard: NICE!
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    11/20/08

    In reply to Scratch 'N' Sniff The Sexiest Men Alive
    Don't forget Mickey O' Rourke. He smells like pee pee pants.
     Reply
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    11/20/08

    @jasonelias: Mickey O' Rourke. Ha!
     Reply
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    11/20/08

    @jasonelias: and ben gay.
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    Image of jasonelias jasonelias
    11/20/08

    @hamburgerhotdog: Oh no, I can smell him from here...
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    Image of kjack kjack
    11/20/08

    In reply to Scratch 'N' Sniff The Sexiest Men Alive
    Can you imagine what the magazine aisle at Borders will smell like after gobs of curious browsers have scratched and sniffed their way through this issue? I'm guessing it'll be anything but sexy.
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    Image of dado dado
    11/20/08

    In reply to Scratch 'N' Sniff The Sexiest Men Alive
    Smellevision can't be far behind.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    11/21/08

    @dado: It's already here -- ever watch CBS?
     Reply
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    Image of RocketRockit RocketRockit
    11/20/08

    In reply to Scratch 'N' Sniff The Sexiest Men Alive
    My nose smells like Phelps now -- I kept rubbing it all on him. But, surely, the man must really smell like chlorine and condoms, right?
     Reply
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    11/20/08

    In reply to Scratch 'N' Sniff The Sexiest Men Alive
    Is it a pop-up book as well?
     Reply
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    Image of tmp00 tmp00
    11/20/08

    @NotChoinski: I think Genre would have the pop-up version..
     Reply
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    Image of Meg Meg
    11/20/08

    In reply to Scratch 'N' Sniff The Sexiest Men Alive
    I figured that Chris would choose something like cantaloupe, but I guess the beach counts as meloni, too.
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    Meg was starred Meg was unstarred
    Image of MattGaymon MattGaymon
    11/20/08

    @Meg: Heh. I wish I COULD elope with Chris Meloni.
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    Image of Meg Meg
    11/20/08

    @MattGaymon: Honey, DEW IT!
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    Image of es-ki-mo es-ki-mo
    11/20/08

    @MattGaymon: @Meg: Did one of you guys take my meloni baller?
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    Image of Meg Meg
    11/20/08

    @es-ki-mo: You may not want it back. MattGaymon took it to a really seedy part of town.
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    Image of es-ki-mo es-ki-mo
    11/20/08

    @Meg: I hop he didn't get fresh with it. Or I'll just have to produce another one somehow.
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    Image of Meg Meg
    11/20/08

    @es-ki-mo: Don't worry, I'll give you one of mine. I always rind up with too many.
     Reply
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    11/21/08

    @Meg: You make my mouth water, meloni.
     Reply
    bytememehard was starred bytememehard was unstarred
    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    11/20/08

    In reply to Scratch 'N' Sniff The Sexiest Men Alive
    Next time, Chase, choose Poolboy, the chlorinated scent of suburban love.
     Reply
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