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    Obama An Ivory Tower Puppet?

    The Web at 20: Not Quite Old Enough to Drink, Yet Drives Us to It

    YouTube Endorsement Puts Obama Campaign In Jeopardy

    Chris Crocker Quits YouTube!

    "The Best Way To Protect Her Is To Become Her"

    Chris Crocker Got 800 Thousand Views For Blinking Twice

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    Image of If_I_Had_a_Poodle If_I_Had_a_Poodle
    08/28/09

    In reply to Obama An Ivory Tower Puppet?
    columbia and harvard are deeply conservative institutions. chicago, even more so.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    08/28/09

    In reply to Obama An Ivory Tower Puppet?
    I miss the good ol' days, when rambunctious kids would've just changed the entry to "...community organizer in Chicago before eating his law degree...."
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    Image of Marco Van Hylckama Vlieg Marco Van Hylckama Vlieg
    03/13/09

    In reply to The Web at 20: Not Quite Old Enough to Drink, Yet Drives Us to It
    What's with the Julia Allison fascination here? What makes her so interesting?


    I had honestly never heard of this person before reading posts about her on here.

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    Image of nirreskeya nirreskeya
    03/14/09

    @Marco Van Hylckama Vlieg: I wanted to say the same. Seven of the things on this list I've only ever heard of through Valleywag/Gawker.
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    Image of El Matardillo El Matardillo
    03/14/09

    @Marco Van Hylckama Vlieg: Nothing makes Julia Allison interesting. I would be content never to hear about her again.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/13/09

    In reply to The Web at 20: Not Quite Old Enough to Drink, Yet Drives Us to It
    On the plus side:


    1) Porn

    2) Hyper-screeds

    3) No more !Pine and !Elm.

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    Image of Shamoononon: I shave my legs. Shamoononon: I shave my legs.
    03/13/09

    @BadUncle:

    4) People no longer able to get laid in real life.
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    Image of BadUncle BadUncle
    03/13/09

    @Shamoononon is tired: That doesn't sound like it's on the plus side to me...
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    Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood
    03/13/09

    In reply to The Web at 20: Not Quite Old Enough to Drink, Yet Drives Us to It
    No Jeff Jarvis?
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    Image of Golly Gee Holly Golly Gee Holly
    03/13/09

    In reply to The Web at 20: Not Quite Old Enough to Drink, Yet Drives Us to It
    NEOPETS!
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    Image of blix blix
    03/13/09

    @Molly Holly: Oh noes! I haven't fed mine in 6yrs.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/13/09

    In reply to The Web at 20: Not Quite Old Enough to Drink, Yet Drives Us to It
    I assume that Gawker commenters are a breed apart from, rather than a subset of, the ilk comprising #19.
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    03/13/09

    @Aaron Altman: Actually, I’m insulted we didn’t rate higher.
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/13/09

    @iplaudius: 1 is "worstest." 19 is "worcestershire."
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    03/13/09

    @Aaron Altman: Exactly: in a list of "crimes committed," can anything be worse than our criminally searing wit?
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    Image of Aaron Altman Aaron Altman
    03/13/09

    @iplaudius: Bagels with raisins in them? Fake fish singing about McDonald's sandwiches? The Atlanta Thrashers?
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    Image of iplaudius iplaudius
    03/13/09

    @Aaron Altman: OK, fine, spoilsport, compel me to recognize the simple meaning of words.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    03/13/09

    @Aaron Altman: I have weird affections for the voice of the McDonald's fish on the wall.
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    Image of tetragami tetragami
    03/13/09

    In reply to The Web at 20: Not Quite Old Enough to Drink, Yet Drives Us to It
    Oh Christ, someday I will be explaining to kids that I am older than the internet.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    03/13/09

    @tetragami: Thank you for that reality check, I will now spend the entire weekend curled up in the fetal position sobbing softly to myself.
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    Image of DahlELama DahlELama
    03/13/09

    @tetragami: Ditto. And the worst part is, when they ask "well how did you _____?" I will have no answer. Because all I remember from life before the Internet is watching Clue on VHS and playing a computer game that required put 12 different floppy disks in my Commodore 64.
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    Image of tetragami tetragami
    03/13/09

    @misslinda: Try drinking, that's what I'm doing this weekend.
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    Image of tetragami tetragami
    03/13/09

    @DahlELama: I think I'll tell them about "using my imagination" and Mickey's Space Adventure, which required 6 floppy disks on my Tandy 1000. And the floppy disks were actually floppy! Not that they'll know what floppies are.
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    Image of misslinda misslinda
    03/13/09

    @tetragami: You know what we did before email and cellphones? We made plans to be at a particular place at a certain time, and we showed up!
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    03/13/09

    @tetragami: Oregon Trail and Carmen SanDiego.


    My tween neices called bullshit on me when I tried to explain to them what filmstrips were. I am not even gonna try this time.

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    Image of blix blix
    03/13/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner quit smoking. Don't Make Me Kill You.: Do not show or discuss Pong with them. Trust me.
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    Image of tetragami tetragami
    03/13/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner quit smoking. Don't Make Me Kill You.: Will you a) ford the river b)float across or c)ride the ferry?
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    03/13/09

    @misslinda: Or we went bar hopping and ran into whoever we ran into. Serendipity!
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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    03/13/09

    In reply to The Web at 20: Not Quite Old Enough to Drink, Yet Drives Us to It
    Yes, but would the web have taken off without the graphical browser? Maybe we should blame Marc Andreessen.
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    03/13/09

    @Claire Buoyant: ILL
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    Image of CaptainFantastic CaptainFantastic
    03/13/09

    @CaptainFantastic: Oh, and I was on campus at that time! Stoned.
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    Image of Alaska Miller Alaska Miller
    03/13/09

    In reply to The Web at 20: Not Quite Old Enough to Drink, Yet Drives Us to It
    "When I built the web, I didn't know what would happen."


    - Sir Timothy John Berners-Lee

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    Image of pillowparade pillowparade
    11/02/08

    In reply to YouTube Endorsement Puts Obama Campaign In Jeopardy
    No one can take away Chris Cocker's womanly right to abortion!1!
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/02/08

    @pillowparade: That poor mess. But you gotta love CC, he might turn into something really good one day.
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    Image of minou minou
    11/02/08

    @BookishLookish: I like Ms. Chris Crocker too. He's got a lotta heart.
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    Image of SeaBassTian SeaBassTian
    11/02/08

    In reply to YouTube Endorsement Puts Obama Campaign In Jeopardy
    I always feel trepidation before I watch a CC video. My reaction swings from giddy amusement to utter revulsion. I am impressed with his total lack of self-consciousness. But his brain-dead political analysis leaves me feeling hallow. And he seems to think he may need to exercise his right to abort!
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    Image of minou minou
    11/02/08

    In reply to YouTube Endorsement Puts Obama Campaign In Jeopardy
    You have to admit, Chris Crocker has got his imitation of Britney at her Bottom nailed. Clumpy plastic extentions, manic non-blinking, double chin. He's succeeded in what he set out to do.


    (Gays, I feel like you probably should make "bottom" jokes or something. I don't know how.)

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    Image of shaunindustry shaunindustry
    11/02/08

    @minou: Congratulations. We love it when some random person refers to us as "gays". Add 'the' in front of that and you'll be really, really cool.


    Trust me, only a lame "gay" would make a tired joke about some old lingo straight people picked-up by watching "Will and Grace" when they got tired of stealing black culture.

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    Image of minou minou
    11/02/08

    @shaunindustry: You're not that familiar with this place, are you? Maybe you should never come back, either.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/02/08

    @shaunindustry: Someone pissed in your I'm the Official Fag cocktail but you drank it anyway? Good boy.


    Minou is not some random person, sugar. Come back when you've done a bit more reading and you learn a little respect.

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    Image of minou minou
    11/02/08

    @shaunindustry: On second thought, congratulations to you for having me all figured out.
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    Image of minou minou
    11/02/08

    @BookishLookish: Thank you. I don't know why this pissed me off so much! Thanks for lending a hand -- I am officially *over it*.
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    Image of BookishLookish BookishLookish
    11/02/08

    @minou: Big kiss, Min. It pissed you off because shaunindustry is a stupid and vicious poster, totally out of line.


    Alex, why are you guys allowing the stupid and vicious to post? This is getting a bit out of hand.

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    Image of badasscat badasscat
    11/02/08

    In reply to YouTube Endorsement Puts Obama Campaign In Jeopardy
    Fear... up with which we must no longer put!
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    Image of thegayrecluse thegayrecluse
    11/02/08

    In reply to YouTube Endorsement Puts Obama Campaign In Jeopardy
    I thought the Masked Avenger prank call was a lot more damaging from a throw-the-election standpoint because it humiliated Palin (and in a way that would have to offend/motivate anyone in her "base"), whereas if Crocker is humiliating anyone, it's only herself (which is part of the joke).
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