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05/22/09
Tiny Fey is not your "geeky" friend. She's not "cool" with you. In fact, if you died in a car accident, she'd laugh.
This dumb autistic bitch is respected like the cool girl, but she's really shallow, narcissistic. You treat that scar on her face and see those pictures and think of her like a woman in need of guidance.
In reality, she has some football player cock jammed down her throat in a raunchy sex scene. But she wouldn't fuck you. You feel emo over her face scar, all the while the scummy entitled saluton suckles the puss from her childhood wounds.
Tina Fey is a fraud.
05/22/09
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05/22/09
Oldie but goodie:
$ drink < bottle ; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
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02/23/09
We're trying to pay our fucking rent, you wads of fucking ass. We don't care about what the hell is on your minds, you rich, little, tiny babies. Just shut your fucking mouths and be happy we don't drag you out of your homes and straight-up murder your rich fucking asses.
We need to hear from you like we need to hear from fucking Denton. He doesn't talk so much anymore because he'd get his huge humorous head lobbed off. Take the hint, rich dicks. We WANT YOU TO SHUT UP AND GO AWAY.
Do it already! DO IT!
02/24/09
If talented writers like you are coming unhinged, it makes me think I'd better be in full-on, declaiming-in-the-marketplace freakout by now.
02/23/09