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Lizawithazee
07/10/09

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This makes me think of that indelible character, the one we'd never forget from a long time ago, a few weeks ago, with the lying and the weird tattoos. You know, what's-her-name. Yeah, her. Remember her? C'mon, you know who I mean. Help me out here.
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lobstr
07/09/09

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I think the real gem yielded from this story is that there is a Hassidic NYPD cop, and that, my friends, is a reality show I would totally watch.
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momo
07/09/09

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Having just been to the "Plum TV" website, I would encourage this woman to write them a thank you note. What crap!

Also, note their open jobs: http://www.plumtv.com/jobs.html
Sounds horrid. Would make my dog puke too.
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ChelseaInsect
07/09/09

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Enough is enough, Chrissie! Everyone who has worked with this person knows that she is seriously unbalanced. She was recently committed to Bellevue for observation after being fired from a job. And not because the world is so mean to poor Chrissie. She refused to leave the premises, screamed and cried and tried to have a fist fight with the bewildered security guard while acting so psychotic she scared him. She has been fired from all of the jobs she has held over the past several years and has a gift for fabrication matched only by Stephen Glass.

Although she seems harmless, she has an amazing ability to create chaos all around her. Who do you think keeps submitting these stories to media outlets? She is! She is authoring her own story about being a misunderstood victim, all the while amending her online posts so that they don't incriminate her. She has admittedto having cystic fibrosis, which causes spontaneous bruising! What she wants is a huge amount of attention and to find a rich victim to sue. Be very careful of this person - she's wildly impulsive and her view of reality is highly questionable.
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BadUncle
07/09/09

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I smell wrongful termination lawsuit.

No. Wait. It's regurgitated dog kibble.
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Nick Douglas
07/09/09

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Oh wow, I've met Chrissie. A real character and a sweetheart. Definitely doesn't seem like someone who would scream hateful slurs. Then again, she was *really* into that pug.
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Xylo
07/09/09

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Nahh, this is pretty simple. She was probably spending all her work time on the internet, checking Google for the latest update. You know; like we all do.
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Mediahohoho
07/07/09

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What in the fuck is Plum TV?
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Videodrew
07/07/09

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I met Chrissy at Bowery Bar before with her foster pug, and she was nothing but the kindest, gentlest pet owner. We took a cab ride home and talked about dog rescue, which is a big cause in Chrissy' life.

Also I'm Jewish and I thought she was hitting on me when we hung out, so I'm pretty sure she's not anti-Semitic. This is terrible what is happening to her.
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FormerEnglishMajor
07/07/09

@Videodrew: I've had plenty of Xtian guys hit on me who also harbor anti-Semitic views (for classic example of cognitive dissonance, try Strom Thurmond and his black daughter).

I'm not saying it did or didn't happen - I think the truth is somewhere in between her being 100% innocent and the cop being 100% right - but there are plenty of people who say one thing yet sleep with another.
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FormerEnglishMajor
07/07/09

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Aren't we missing the obvious point here? It starts small, but soon you shall see: Pugs Are Out To Destroy Us.
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FormerEnglishMajor
07/07/09

@FormerEnglishMajor: yikes, sorry, maybe this is the biggest Internet day ever. Or something.
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FormerEnglishMajor
07/07/09

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Aren't we all missing the obvious point?

Pugs Are Out To Destroy Us.
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Uncle_Billy_Slumming
07/07/09

@FormerEnglishMajor:

I thought the point was to tell us, in an offhand way, that orthodox jews have infiltrated the NYPD. An attempt to kick the quality of plea bargaining up a notch?

It makes me feel a lot better about my one horrifying experience with an improv group in college. We were doing the thing where they stop the action and you have to create a new skit based on the current position of your body. I yelled out "Don't move! Shtetl Vice!" Even the crickets were embarassed (though I did get asked out by the only jewish girl in the group).
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FormerEnglishMajor
07/07/09

@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Well, I am sure Law & Order could use some new ideas - Shtetl Vice is awesome. You could use all the Italian actors laid off since "The Sopranos" went off the air - they look close enough to us! Mandy Patinkin as the seen-it-all captain - it could work!
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Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate
07/07/09

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I spent about 3 seconds wondering why you wanted to know what R. Kelly thought about all this.

Which, as all R. Kelly thoughts, is accompanied by Dave Chappelle singing "Piss on You".
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lobstr
07/07/09

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NY Post can always resort to that ol' trick of "sources say", or in this case, "witness say".. which I'm sure they believe lets them off the hook for actually calling her an anti-semite.

Now, what would really be turning the tables is if she hired Goldman, Silverberg, and Wiesenstein as her attorneys.
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FromTheFuture
07/07/09

@lobstr: check it, lobstr (from gothamist) "Brodigan's attorney, Jonathon D. Warner, tells us, 'I'm a Jewish lawyer and I firmly believe she did not utter any anti-Semitic remarks, and I would not represent her if I thought otherwise.' "
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lobstr
07/07/09

@FromTheFuture: Hah! She's a smart goy then! (not like she had a choice in the matter, looking for a lawyer in NYC) :[]
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sirjohnoldcastle
07/07/09

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How is a NY Post source given any credence whatsoever? I can find a half a million people in this city who will say they saw Mayor Bloomberg screaming obscenities at a homeless woman while simultaneously kicking her down the subway steps--doen't mean it happened.
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92BuickLeSabre
07/07/09

@sirjohnoldcastle: Holy crap! Which station?
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SidAndFinancy
07/07/09

@sirjohnoldcastle: To be fair to Bloomberg, she was standing in front of the turnstile trying to fish her farecard out of her bag.
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miss_msry
07/02/09

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A Pug puking is just a ploy to depopulate the planet.
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