This makes me think of that indelible character, the one we'd never forget from a long time ago, a few weeks ago, with the lying and the weird tattoos. You know, what's-her-name. Yeah, her. Remember her? C'mon, you know who I mean. Help me out here.
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Oh wow, I've met Chrissie. A real character and a sweetheart. Definitely doesn't seem like someone who would scream hateful slurs. Then again, she was *really* into that pug.
Nahh, this is pretty simple. She was probably spending all her work time on the internet, checking Google for the latest update. You know; like we all do.
I met Chrissy at Bowery Bar before with her foster pug, and she was nothing but the kindest, gentlest pet owner. We took a cab ride home and talked about dog rescue, which is a big cause in Chrissy' life.
Also I'm Jewish and I thought she was hitting on me when we hung out, so I'm pretty sure she's not anti-Semitic. This is terrible what is happening to her.
@Videodrew: I've had plenty of Xtian guys hit on me who also harbor anti-Semitic views (for classic example of cognitive dissonance, try Strom Thurmond and his black daughter).
I'm not saying it did or didn't happen - I think the truth is somewhere in between her being 100% innocent and the cop being 100% right - but there are plenty of people who say one thing yet sleep with another.
I thought the point was to tell us, in an offhand way, that orthodox jews have infiltrated the NYPD. An attempt to kick the quality of plea bargaining up a notch?
It makes me feel a lot better about my one horrifying experience with an improv group in college. We were doing the thing where they stop the action and you have to create a new skit based on the current position of your body. I yelled out "Don't move! Shtetl Vice!" Even the crickets were embarassed (though I did get asked out by the only jewish girl in the group).
@Uncle_Billy_Slumming: Well, I am sure Law & Order could use some new ideas - Shtetl Vice is awesome. You could use all the Italian actors laid off since "The Sopranos" went off the air - they look close enough to us! Mandy Patinkin as the seen-it-all captain - it could work!
NY Post can always resort to that ol' trick of "sources say", or in this case, "witness say".. which I'm sure they believe lets them off the hook for actually calling her an anti-semite.
Now, what would really be turning the tables is if she hired Goldman, Silverberg, and Wiesenstein as her attorneys.
@lobstr: check it, lobstr (from gothamist) "Brodigan's attorney, Jonathon D. Warner, tells us, 'I'm a Jewish lawyer and I firmly believe she did not utter any anti-Semitic remarks, and I would not represent her if I thought otherwise.' "
How is a NY Post source given any credence whatsoever? I can find a half a million people in this city who will say they saw Mayor Bloomberg screaming obscenities at a homeless woman while simultaneously kicking her down the subway steps--doen't mean it happened.
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Also, note their open jobs: http://www.plumtv.com/jobs.html
Sounds horrid. Would make my dog puke too.
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No. Wait. It's regurgitated dog kibble.
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Also I'm Jewish and I thought she was hitting on me when we hung out, so I'm pretty sure she's not anti-Semitic. This is terrible what is happening to her.
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I'm not saying it did or didn't happen - I think the truth is somewhere in between her being 100% innocent and the cop being 100% right - but there are plenty of people who say one thing yet sleep with another.
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Pugs Are Out To Destroy Us.
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I thought the point was to tell us, in an offhand way, that orthodox jews have infiltrated the NYPD. An attempt to kick the quality of plea bargaining up a notch?
It makes me feel a lot better about my one horrifying experience with an improv group in college. We were doing the thing where they stop the action and you have to create a new skit based on the current position of your body. I yelled out "Don't move! Shtetl Vice!" Even the crickets were embarassed (though I did get asked out by the only jewish girl in the group).
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Which, as all R. Kelly thoughts, is accompanied by Dave Chappelle singing "Piss on You".
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Now, what would really be turning the tables is if she hired Goldman, Silverberg, and Wiesenstein as her attorneys.
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