Saturday marks the ninth anniversary of 9/11. And, for pastor Terry Jones down in Gainesville, Florida, it's also "International Burn a Koran Day." Tonight, Jon Stewart tore apart Jones' message, Republican lawmakers' hypocrisy, and—most importantly—Jones' mustache. Video inside.
An overzealous Christian father instills an anti-kissing sentiment in his daughter, promising the lass that one day, her never-been-kissed dreamboy in a button-down will come to take her away from the high school whoredom of make out Jezebels and horndogs.
[Anna Wintour and her French Vogue nemesis Carine Roitfeld pretend to like each other in Paris today while convincing French Industry Minister Christian Estrosi to make life easier for French fashion companies. Image via Getty]
Hey, Catholics! The Vatican totally wants to get in on your action, which is why it's urging couples — married couples — to pray before sex so that it's not hedonistic, devilish or gay. [Daily Mail]
