Christine O'Donnell Will End the Republican Presidential Contest Tonight

Hot out of the inbox, from Friends of Christine O'Donnell: "Christine O'Donnell to announce her 2012 GOP Presidential Endorsement tonight." The famed Delawarean anti-onanist will announce this on one of those cable television shows. Sorry to whoever gets endorsed!
No One Wants to Dress Up as a Politician This Halloween
The Washington Post reports, somewhat anecdotally, that the wiseacres who usually dress up as a comical political figure for Halloween would rather just go as someone unrelated to politics this year, as the horror of thinking about our broken system is now too too depressing, even on Halloween.
Planned Palin, O'Donnell Rally Confuses Living Hell Out of Everybody
Sarah Palin has long planned to attend an Iowa rally organized by the Tea Party of America on September 3. The Tea Party folks invited popular author Christine O'Donnell to speak there, too! A fine catch, to be sure. But when you lump so many historically unreliable people and groups together, things tend to fall…
Christine O'Donnell Delivers Muggle-Proof Message to Followers
Feeling perhaps a little down in the dumps over poor book sales and a rescinded invitation to be Sarah Palin's warm-up comic, Christine O'Donnell retreated to the comfort of her Twitter feed today. There she delivered an electrifying message to her core constituency of spellcasters, shamans, and Vodou high…
Comment of the Day: Christine O'Donnell's Book Slogan
Today we heard the sad news that the amount of people who will show up to a Christine O'Donnell book signing is none. Approximately none people. Oops. What will Christine O'Donnell say about this? One commenter knows.
Christine O'Donnell Book Tour Struggling to Find Any Attendees Whatsoever
Former Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell has tried everything to bring attention to her book release and tour, mostly by walking out of interviews and claiming that Piers Morgan was making inappropriate sexytalk with her. How long can she milk these brief flare-ups to extend the last second of her 15…
Christine O'Donnell Walks Out of Piers Morgan Tonight Interview
Onetime Senate candidate and current memoir-hawker Christine O'Donnell taped an interview with Piers Morgan this afternoon. It didn't go as expected, though. After being asked about gay marriage by a "rude" Morgan (who shot back by describing her as "weird"), O'Donnell stormed off the CNN set mid-interview. And yet…
Comment of the Day: The Christine O'Donnell Playlist
Today we heard the somewhat exciting news that the high witch of Delaware, professional election loser Christine O'Donnell, might do Dancing With the Stars. Yay! That's fun. But what songs will she dance to? One commenter knows.
Christine O'Donnell Contemplates Dancing with the Stars
Would-be Delaware senator and ladybug costume enthusiast Christine O'Donnell is considering pulling a Bristol and going on Dancing with the Stars. Apparently the show's producers made a formal request, but she can't decide whether or not to do it. She posted about the quandary on her Facebook wall:
Christine O'Donnell Will 'Investigate' Left-Wing Groups
Failed GOP Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell is back, and she's telling supporters she wants her newly formed political action committee ChristinePAC to "investigate and counter attack leftwing groups."
Christine O'Donnell's Final Verdict on the State of the Union
Most Americans awoke early this morning to watch former Delaware Senate grifter-candidate Christine O'Donnell's State of the Union response, on Good Morning America. But here's the clip if you missed it. She didn't like it!
Christine O'Donnell Wants A Mulligan On Campaign Finance Reports
Christine O'Donnell will file amendments to all the campaign finance reports her campaign filed during the 2009-2010 election cycle, a lawyer for the failed Delaware Republican Senate candidate wrote in a letter to the Federal Election Commission.
The Vast Delawarean Conspiracy to Destroy Christine O'Donnell
This supposed FBI probe into Christine O'Donnell's campaign finances is the best thing that ever happened to her! It gets her back on teevee, see, to describe the cabal of George Soros and Joe Biden loyalists working to destroy her.
The FBI's Hot on Christine O'Donnell's Trail
The Feds are coming down hard on ol' Christine O'Donnell, the failed Delaware Senate candidate. The FBI has allegedly opened a criminal probe into the dingbat witch over whether she used campaign funds for personal expenses. Why so sexist, FBI?
Christine O'Donnell to Pen Memoir
Bed-hopping Puritan Christine O'Donnell has signed a deal with St. Martin's to write a "behind the scenes" account of her 2010 Senate race. Let us know if you need any photos or anything, Christine.
Christine O'Donnell Is Hillary Clinton's Biggest Fan
Failed Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell went on Good Morning America today to discuss politics with D.L. Hughley. Sure, why not? And apparently she loves Hillary Clinton enough to join the Democratic party and support her in a 2012 primary.
Christine O'Donnell May Dance with Stars
There's a lobby underway to get witchy failed Tea Party Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell cast on your mother's favorite show, Dancing with the Stars. Currently that lobby consists of only Sarah Palin. Shockingly, we agree with Sarah on this one.
Christine O'Donnell on Her Future Plans: "Definitely a Book," Possibly a Reality Show?
Tonight, Christine O'Donnell gave her first post-loss interview to Bill O'Reilly. When asked by O'Reilly what her future plans included, O'Donnell was quick to mention that she's already got a book deal. But what about a reality show? Watch inside.
Christine O'Donnell's Witchcraft Fails as She Loses Her Senate Race
You lose the Delaware Senate race. Christine O'Donnell—the Delaware Republican Senate candidate who declared, "I am you"—lost to Democrat Chris Coons. Thank God this is the last time we'll ever see or hear about Christine O'Donnell, ever.
