Allison Williams as Peter Pan is bad; Christopher Walken is far worse as Captain Hook is an abomination. He's giving here, what? Fifteen percent? Ten?

All-around smooth operator Christopher Walken casually hitched a ride with two strangers in New York last month and was apparently a perfect gentleman.

The Screen Junkies Show is riding high on the success of last week's episode, which featured Seven Psychopaths stars Christopher Walken, Colin Farrell, and Sam Rockwell reciting lines from TLC's Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, so they decided to "flip the script" and give Here Comes Honey Boo Boo stars Honey Boo Boo Child…

On the latest episode of the Screen Junkies Show, host Hal Rudnick pitches a fantastic marketing idea to Seven Psychopaths stars Christopher Walken, Colin Farrell, and Sam Rockwell: A tie-in with "the greatest psychopaths in American pop culture today," the Thompson-Shannon family of TLC's Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

Ever since that weird photo of Al Pacino and Christopher Walken hanging out together surfaced a few months ago, many wondered what those two crazy dudes were up to.

J.Lo was getting dirty in public with her new 20-something boytoy. Oscar de la Hoya likes it in the butt. Bethenny Frankel's cocktail may not be as pure as she thinks. Robert Wagner thought Natalie Wood was messing around the night she died. Monday's gossip lost its virginity a long time ago.

Everyone knows that the authorities have reopened the case of actress Natalie Wood's 1981 drowning death, which is officially still classified as an accident. The police held a press conference in LA today and announced that her husband, Robert Wagner, is not a suspect.

After reported attempts to abduct female students at Rider University and The College of New Jersey, Tony Kadyhrob—who looks like Christopher Walken but is just a guy from Lawrence, NJ—has taken his creepy sideshow to Princeton. He's an upwardly mobile wannabe kidnapper?

Quiz time! Is the gentleman pictured on the left actor Christopher Walken sporting a new mustache? Or is it one Tony A. Kadyhrob, accused of harrassing and attempting to abduct college students at a variety of New Jersey colleges?

[A patron checks out a polaroid of Christopher Walken by Julian Schnabel in his exhibition "Beyond Infinity and Grandview" at the Colnaghi Gallery in London, England. Click through for more. Photo via Getty.]

Brandon Hardesty has done it again. This time, the uber-talented comedian recreates a scene from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory as both Christopher Walken and Jack Nicholson, and dammit if it isn't the best thing we've seen today. Video inside.

[Christopher Walken commands the first wave of a zombie invasion of Jemaa El Fna square in Marrakech, Morocco, today during a screening of the movie Hairspray. Image via Getty]

• In a new interview, embattled restaurateur Giuseppe Cipriani says he has no plans to return to NYC anytime soon since he's convinced he'll be arrested if he does. He's also convinced that his problems stem from going up against Roland Betts, the co-founder of Chelsea Piers and one of George Bush's oldest friends…

Christopher Walken turns 66 today. The former Vice President of the United States, Al Gore, is 61. Rep. Barney Frank is 69. Ewan McGregor is turning 38. Nutty radio host Michael Savage is 67. Film director Gary Winick is turning 48. Bergdorf fashion director Linda Fargo is 52. Legendary theater impresario Jimmy…

How do you know all those tweet-happy celebrities are the real deal? 50 Cent, Keith Olbermann, Christopher Walken, and Britney Spears are just a few of those with questionable Twitter identities.

In the tradition of classic musical sequels like Goodbye, Dolly and Seven Divorces for Seven Brothers, the creative team behind Hairspray is set to return for a follow-up slated for 2010. New Line has reportedly brought aboard John Waters — whose original 1988 hit was adapted to a Broadway tuner that grossed $200…

Okay, so it wasn't "Cowbell" but Christopher's Walken's "Family Reunion" skit From yesterday's Saturday Night Live cracked me up pretty good. It's posted here. [via OhNoTheyDidn't]