@JerkoftheMonth: You know, it really does look strange; I just noticed the apparently unperturbed waiter standing in the near background--although perhaps his passiveness is the result of instant decapitation.
Thank goodness this is just Hollywood magic--a lot of people got blown up recently in the real world.
@flathead: She's thinking, "I should have some clever dialogue here, like, 'Well, I don't think this is working out, now that lunch has turned into a total airport gift. I should be holding a banner that says 'Merry Fucking Christmas.' I mean, this is what lunch must be like in a coal miner's lung, or an investment banker's nose. And are we getting dessert? Because I could totally go for one of those Pink Snowballs right now...'"
Why would a successful and very pretty grown-ass man bother being "signed into a Columbia residence hall"? Unless he's buying class notes or drugs from one of his little classmates, there's no earthly reason for him to enter such a place. I call bullshit.
James Franco is the next Heath Ledger James Franco IS THE NEXT HEATH LEDGER JAMES FRANCO IS THE NEXT FRANC NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH I CAN'T HEAR YOU I CAN'T HERE YOU MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM! RICHARD SAID. RICHARD. SAID. MOMMM!
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Thank goodness this is just Hollywood magic--a lot of people got blown up recently in the real world.
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I call bullshit.
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You're right! That's got to be a picture of Marc Bolan.
04/01/09
If you are reading this, then you already know: we love you. Please respond somehow to us and/or Richard.
Best,
Everyone
P.S. Apologies for the whole gay rapist thing. But we know you can take a joke.