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    The Facebook Status Update That Could End Up a Movie

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    Image of DorothyBarker DorothyBarker
    06/18/09

    In reply to The Facebook Status Update That Could End Up a Movie
    As usual for the movie biz, another regurgitated piece of shit.
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    Image of forwardmotion forwardmotion
    06/18/09

    In reply to The Facebook Status Update That Could End Up a Movie
    I will watch it if it ends in the actual filmed untimely deaths of everyone involved except the dog.
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    Image of FrozenHaddock FrozenHaddock
    06/18/09

    In reply to The Facebook Status Update That Could End Up a Movie
    I think there might be something film-worthy in my habit of groggily stepping on one of the wrapped fortune cookies strewn about my bedroom along with used chopsticks and festering half-full styrofoam containers, then picking it up and reading "6 22 43 3 18".
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    06/18/09

    @FrozenHaddock: Peter Greenaway on Line 2 for you.
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    06/18/09

    In reply to The Facebook Status Update That Could End Up a Movie
    So this "might" happen...in the same way Scarlett Johansson "might" turn up at my next birthday party just as everyone is leaving, wearing a negligee and carrying a bucket of spicy wings?
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    06/18/09

    In reply to The Facebook Status Update That Could End Up a Movie
    Uwe Boll likes this.
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    Image of Drunken Economist Drunken Economist
    06/18/09

    In reply to The Facebook Status Update That Could End Up a Movie
    Two hundred and ONE channels, and nothing on.
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    Image of homoviper homoviper
    06/18/09

    In reply to The Facebook Status Update That Could End Up a Movie
    I'm not laughing. I'm sobbing.
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    Image of ResearchZilla ResearchZilla
    06/18/09

    In reply to The Facebook Status Update That Could End Up a Movie
    you know, i just had to comment because i am actually dog sitting two pomeranians this very day, as i type - one is fully grown at about 5 or 6 pounds, the other is a pup shy of 2 pounds...not sure that either has the strength to get into a bag and get down a fortune cookie, but perhaps i'm wrong...
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    06/18/09

    In reply to The Facebook Status Update That Could End Up a Movie
    so did she sift through the dog's shit to read the fortune?


    also, glamor shots from the mall are the shit.

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    Image of She_of_the_Socks She_of_the_Socks
    06/18/09

    @shostakobitch: Yeah, seriously. Something about this story is fishy. Or poopy. Methinks the concept and script were in place and this is a nice, cute story to go along with it and drum up interest, publicity. Then again, I tend to think most of my friends are merely elaborate viral marketing campaigns.
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    Image of shostakobitch shostakobitch
    06/18/09

    @She_of_the_Socks: yeah. speaking of which, remember that time we hung out and it was so fun? the time we drank all the iroc-z green tea infused vodka? the vodka that's camaro-licious?
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    Image of markscottmusic markscottmusic
    06/18/09

    In reply to The Facebook Status Update That Could End Up a Movie
    I reuse my newspaper delivery bags to pick up after my dogs. Maybe I could get a series about a city guy who owns two dogs and all three are rabid about recycling!
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    Image of skahammer skahammer
    06/18/09

    @markscottmusic: I thought my broadband connection was pretty good -- but you're getting delivery bags through yours?
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    Image of FaceMelter FaceMelter
    06/18/09

    In reply to The Facebook Status Update That Could End Up a Movie
    If Richard writes the screenplay I'll see it.
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    Image of Yitzhak Yitzhak
    06/18/09

    @FaceMelter: Change the owner to Crackerjacks and the Pomeranian to a disabled mutt and I smell a hit.
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    Image of belltolls belltolls
    06/18/09

    @Yitzhak: Two dogs have a litter but they just can't make it work out. Male dog lights out with scabby neiborhood cat and a penguin saying, "I am just going to the store to get a pack of cigarettes." Sort of a cross between Lassie Come Home, The Incredible Journey and The Hangover BUT WITH DOGS.
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    Image of tunamelt tunamelt
    06/18/09

    In reply to The Facebook Status Update That Could End Up a Movie
    I'm disappointed it's a Pom and not something more adorable.
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    Image of BullfightsOnAcid BullfightsOnAcid
    06/18/09

    In reply to The Facebook Status Update That Could End Up a Movie
    I'm still waiting for the movie offers to come in on my Gawker comments. I'll settle for a made-for-TV Lifetime movie.
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    Image of Blue Plate Special Blue Plate Special
    06/18/09

    In reply to The Facebook Status Update That Could End Up a Movie
    Hear that sound? That's dozens of unemployed screenwriters shooting themselves in the head.
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    Image of PaisleyPajamas PaisleyPajamas
    06/18/09

    @Blue Plate Special: There's no way you can hear that, no way no how, because I'm doing my best primal scream at a decibel level that's shattering windows in my neighborhood.
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