re: heather locklear. OH BOO HOO HOO. Those no-names on that show should be groveling at Locklear's feet for merely showing up and keeping them employed. And I say this as a complete fan of the new series.
I have heard from a couple on-set sources that Kellan Lutz is a major douche. Shocking, I know!
As for Heather Locklear, if I looked that good at 72, I would act like a prima donna too. Shut it bitches, she is there to save your asses!
@secretagentman: I heard on her first day on set she made the entire cast and crew watch as she bit off Ashleeeeeeee Simpson's big toe and then spit it right into her twitty, lip-synching mouth.
Think of the marketing potential Carrie. You could start your own line of Christian pornography. Except of course you can't promote it as porn. Instead, sell it as "marital aids" for traditional married couples looking to glorify the Lord by stimulating their healthy heterosexual sex lives. Voila, problem solved.
That is no way to talk about Eazy-E, man. The genius who brought us "Gimmie that Nutt" deserves more respect than "that one rapper who had AIDS." #heidiklum
If Lesnar does have mono, then it's probably something like an immune system failure. He's 32, but has likely been on heavy steroids for most of his teen-to-adult life. Not to sound crass, but this might actually serve as a good example to anyone who might ever be stupid enough to take Brock Lesnar as a role model. He's terrible for the UFC. #heidiklum
@Pope John Peeps II: Brock Lesnar's fights are probably the least entertaining fights in the UFC. You know he is going to punch someone in the face, and be an asshole. I guess that's probably why Dana White brought him on, but he had to know that this guy's body was trashed. I think he joined the UFC when he was about 30, and I'd bet he already had about 10 years worth of steroid use under his belt.
I didn't realize till recently that Zombie Radar left many of my posts for old Radar up on RadarOnline.com. They just removed the FUCKING BYLINES. Skeevy bastards. #cindycrawford
@raincoaster: Well, now that I think about it, I was happy to be associated with the old magazine. I'm not sure I'd be happy to be associated with its new incarnation. So maybe them removing my byline ain't a bad thing after all. #cindycrawford
@RandomLunatic: Misery loves company: A blog that is part of a much bigger web ring around the world--for whom I did considerable pro bono work during their launch--has conveniently left me off their listing of former bloggers. When I use them as a writing reference, I have to provide specific links to my work (which constantly and consistently change) because I am not "searchable" in their database. Fark you very much, jagweeds! #cindycrawford
Remember when Charlie Brown goes trick-or-treating? Everyone inventories the candy they got except for poor Chuck who sadly announces, "I got a rock." Also remember how his ghost costume had holes all over it because he had trouble with the scissors? I'm now picturing Real Tears Chrissy (TM) back in Minnesota with his kite stuck in a tree crying "Aaaaargh!" #projectrunway
also: after keith and crytopher, I'm wondering if emotionally unstable bottom bears in training come down from the flat states aren't becoming a new motif for the show - along with their sad chicken dresses.
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As for Heather Locklear, if I looked that good at 72, I would act like a prima donna too. Shut it bitches, she is there to save your asses!
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um, wasn't that... last year? remember 'petals johnson' (or whaev), princess of bland? #projectrunway
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( and somewhere, terri / pam grier from last season just felt a horrible chill ) #projectrunway
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