This reminds me - as what doesn't? - of the moral relativism of Mark Twain. Remember him? He sailed to europe one year, and violated a quarantine to sneak onto the island with some other boys to observe the Pantheon. Returning, he and his henchmen would wander into fig fields to gather what they may. They began to notice shadowy figures behind them on the darkening trail back to the dock. Herders, working as guards for the figfield fiefdom. So Mark and crew hurried, whereupon the herders did likewise, and then the boys broke into a run, and so did the herders, and then the boys cast aside all their store of figs, "Not because we feared the herders, but because we had come to believe that stealing is wrong."#giuseppecipriani
I truly hope that he never comes back. If we're lucky, all the restaurants will be closed and the entire family will be deported.
Downtown Cipriani is the worst restaurant in New York. Loud. Crowded. Terrible service and mediocre food.
The fact that this restaurant is always crowded is proof that a certain segment of the city's wealthy are foolish, tasteless wankers. #giuseppecipriani
@smithhimself: The food is overpriced. I actually work in the building that houses the (awesome) Midtown catering space, and it has a little attached deli that is quite the ripoff.
The catering space gets used all the time - it used to be a bank, and it's very dramatic. Maybe someone else can take it over and provide better food. #giuseppecipriani
Not sure we care about where Brad and Angelina like to bone. However, we're pretty interested in Lady Gaga's boner, apparently. How is the Lady Gaga pecker thing not the top story? And seriously, Jolie-Pitts, when I think Hollywood and Grotto, I think of Hefner and the early 80's. Brad, it may be time to update the ranch a little.
Pool sex is overrated, chlorine is the anti lube... (but of course they have some magical grotto filled with the snot of unicorns which is the mystical love potion given only to people this perfect)
I think Lady Gaga just broke the "gay-icon-o-meter." Their love for her can no longer be measured (unlike her wiener, which, in that video, looks impressively large. Good for her!).
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And speaking of tennis:
"The Cipriani boasts the only tennis courts and swimming pool in central Venice "
[www.our-hotels.com] #giuseppecipriani
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Downtown Cipriani is the worst restaurant in New York. Loud. Crowded. Terrible service and mediocre food.
The fact that this restaurant is always crowded is proof that a certain segment of the city's wealthy are foolish, tasteless wankers. #giuseppecipriani
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The catering space gets used all the time - it used to be a bank, and it's very dramatic. Maybe someone else can take it over and provide better food. #giuseppecipriani
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The worst restaurants that tourists go to are an unholy three:
Tavern on The Green (although maybe that will change with new ownership)
The Rainbow Room (Once, I found a staple in my rice at this place and the waiter accused me of placing it there)
And, of course, Mamma Leone's. Eating from a can of cat food will give you a better experience.
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