Get Prepared for Cirque Du Soleil, the Muppets, and History's Worst Oscars
Today we found out that Cirque Du Soleil is now set to perform at the Oscars on Feb. 26th. Thanks to an online petition, the Muppets will present an award. This thing is going to be a real stinker.
Sight Seeing
[The cast of Cirque du Soleil's "Wintuk" got the full view of Manhattan today when visiting the observation deck at the Empire State Building. Image via Getty]
Glenn Beck Tries to Convert GM CEO Fritz Henderson Into Kookdom, Fails Miserably
Today Glenn Beck, Fox News' maniacal dildo, had GM CEO Fritz Henderson on his show. Beck attempted to rope Henderson into his anti-governmentalism, even mocking Obama's "yes we can" slogan along the way, but failed.
Canadians Can Fly
[Cirque du Soleil performers do a show on the Santa Monica Pier this afternoon; image via Getty]
It's A Lot More Nuanced Than Crash, We Promise
[Performers in the new Cirque Du Soleil show 'Wintuk' during a sneak preview today at Madison Square Garden; image via Getty] Colonel Mustard's new line beats the original, American Racial Profiling Problem Deftly Explored By French Canadian Circus Performers.

