Voting Is Real Easy Though
I understand that America is fucked up. I understand you’re angry about it. Still, you might as well vote.
Nearly One-Third of Americans Don't Know Who Is Vice President
Newsweek gave the U.S. Citizenship Test to 1,000 Americans, for some reason (boredom?), and 38 percent failed. Twenty-nine percent couldn't even name the vice president! (Is it Jeff something? Or Josh?) How should we react?
News You Can Use: Jury Duty Edition
Being high school pals with Jeffrey Dahmer is a great way to get out of jury duty.
Best Thing About Voting in New York Ruined
New York's wonderful old mechanical lever voting machines are now officially dead. And you probably missed your last chance to use them, when you forgot to vote against Bloomberg. Now we will use terrible electronic vote-stealing machines.
