Loathing aside, this post makes me thirsty for a gin gimlet. Of course, to be sipped as I listen to the twinkling of the birds as they flutter above the BQE traffic on a pleasant summers eve, not drowning out the background scene of Girl Talk and canapes.
Ugh. "Summer whites"? It's actually chilly in the evenings here, not summer at all yet. Gauche. "Champagne fountains"? Well if McInerney is involved, at least it's not cocaine troughs. For the 25th season in a row, I'm vexed by the parvenus. And that's NOT because my invitation was misplaced, mind you.
(What's a Claire Danes, anyhow? Are they marrying polo ponies now? To the fainting couch..)
I used to like Clair Danes. Then she got skinny and died her hair blond. Then she hooked up with Billy Crudup while Mary Louise was preggers. And then she was very rude to me in an elevator. AND NOW I HATE HER.
@roxymilo: Once at the theater I stood in front of her in a bathroom line that was near a huge mirror.She exuded the snottiest possible vibe and stared at herself with fascination for 10 minutes STRAIGHT. Once back by her seat, she stood around 'chatting' until the last possible second before the curtain went up in the most "YOU MUST NOTICE ME" manner possible.
@jrhys: she was actually not rude to me in the elevator. She refused to GET IN the elevator. It was a small one elevator residential building. MY building to be exact. I walked in before her and held the elevator door- not even realizing who she was. She just stood there, looking straight past me. And i was left standing there with my arm hanging out waiting for her to get in. Finally after some confusion on my part I realized who she was and that she was not going to honor me with the pleasure of standing next to her in the elevator for 2 seconds. No, she was going to wait for me go up to my floor and then wait for the elevator to come back down to get her- just so she could avoid me.
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